Please, try out the purity test and post your results!
Take the test (http://test3.thespark.com/puritytest/)
Btw, i am 58%pure. ::)
78%, curses; they should have had a 'No, but I sure as fuck will if I get the chance' option.
"You are 5% Pure!"
I've had a fun life.
I am 79% pure.
I guess I've had a boring life!!! :D
78%.. only slightly depressing.
61% but I'm only 14 and I lied about some things...
Edit: I just took a test to see how long I would live, and I got some... interesting results...
October 24, 2051
at the age of 62 years old.
On that date you will most likely die Wrom:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
I'm more likely to get abducted by aliens then a horrible accident? Wtf?
I am 49 percent pure.
:o... that's very interesting, considering the fact that I answered "yes" to a lot of those really nasty questions...
You are 44% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Not interesting mofo, worrying!
58% though i have NO idea what the hell having sex like burning means.
I'm 65% pure, but the validity of the test was lessened by my standards when I read "57% had sex." Either the whole test is crap, or 60% were under the age of 18.
Eric, I think it means sex while on fire. I can't see the reason for that. Being on fire will only motivate you to finish early to put yourself out. It would ruin the fun.
hmmm...
You are 79% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
people less pure than you (88%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (11%)
WOOT!
77% pure folks
I am 86% pure :o
Yikes! I'm the EXACT same as Gilbot! :o
I am 87% pure and I am also disturbed that there are people who lick other peoples' eyeballs. That's weird.
I'm an excellent 47% pure! And I had to answer yes to that eyeball one.
i scored 58% pure.
nope, never joined in when my parents were having sex. What kind of question was that?? yuck
Shawn :)
I took that test a long time ago and ended up at 86% or something. I can't remember. Then I did some stuff over the summer, and it dropped down to 74%. ;D
57% pure
people less pure than you (38%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (60%)
out of 13,789,282
that's a fair amount of people, but how many of them have lied? and how many are women?
I feel that's fairy normal, I've done some bad things but I'm not a sick bastard.
I'm 31% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.
So I'm less slutty than the sluts that took the test.
59 percent...
I was like 59% if I remember right...Of course my gal was like 80%...
But I'm hoping to drop her score before the night ends...
Quote from: Timosity on Mon 22/12/2003 05:37:24
I feel that's fairy normal, I've done some bad things but I'm not a sick bastard.
??? Meaning? Normal for a fairy? ;) (Ain't typos bitches?)
Quote from: YakSpit on Mon 22/12/2003 05:55:38
Quote from: Timosity on Mon 22/12/2003 05:37:24
I feel that's fairy normal, I've done some bad things but I'm not a sick bastard.
??? Meaning? Normal for a fairy? ;) (Ain't typos bitches?)
No, I meant normal for a fairy
Hehe, I didn't notice that, but i'll leave it in for fun, now where's my wand?
I took this test a while ago and as far as I can remember I was like 75-80% pure.
55% pure. Gosh. I'm spoiled goods. ;D
76%
Damn, they got me on the software piracy and the eyeball licking ;)
Quote from: GarageGothic on Mon 22/12/2003 09:40:52
76%
Damn, they got me on the software piracy and the ball licking ;)
Teh wahT? :-X
[Disclaimer: This mis-quote is intended solely for my own amusement. Has this been an actual post, there would've been at least some vague form of content. Thank you.]
Quote from: YakSpit on Mon 22/12/2003 09:42:37
Quote from: GarageGothic on Mon 22/12/2003 09:40:52
76%
Damn, they got me on the software piracy and the ball licking ;)
Teh wahT? :-X
I don't think there even was a specific ball-licking question, but aside from that, the misquote didn't really add anything, did it?
hmmm
You are 71% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Quite Allright I suppose ;)
Wee, I was 79% pure... I am most certainly the worlds new savior... Hehe... :)
"You are 80% pure
(very interesing)"
froop froop
strange, I got 69% Haha.
Wow ... I was only 47% pure.
I never knew.
I'm naughty
** Darth spanks himself **
NAUGHTY!!!
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50%... Dead on half way... I'm standing on a knife edge, with the potential to be pushed into the abyss...
Not sure which abyss, but I enjoyed the 50% impurity, so I'll probably jump off myself.
You are 87% Pure!
people less pure than you (97%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (3%)
I am almost perfect becuase I have never taken a crap on a cousin that was fanasizing about my nude grandma, while toking up,and having oral sex with a corpse, horse, and a orpan who was tossing off to cow wearing nipple tassles.
Quote from: earlwood on Tue 23/12/2003 23:57:45I am almost perfect becuase I have never taken a crap on a cousin that was fanasizing about my nude grandma, while toking up,and having oral sex with a corpse, horse, and a orpan who was tossing off to cow wearing nipple tassles.
Stop talking about me!! That only happened
once!!!
I'm never going to live that down.
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I also took the death quiz, and unfortunately, i only have 19 years of life left. Mark your calendars because i'm going to die on July 17, 2022 of Auto-Fellatio. Man, thats not the way i ever thought i'd go. But i guess i will leave this earthly existence with a smile on my face and my own **** in my mouth. Well, i assume thats what Auto-Fellatio means. Either that, or my dirt devil goes a little Hay-Wire!!
Shawn ???
65% pure...
what's "to give a hickey"? ???
Cheers
I'm 0% pure.
Oh was I supposed to actually TAKE the test??
57% ... cool
25% pure. ... And I didnt cheated ... man..I almost saw everything!
I'm 70% pure... Who DOESN'T know what a "rimjob" is
81%
I can't believe earlwood has 87%.
I want to be the purest.
Ah, the sin of envy probably isn't helping my purity rating...
Damn you earlwood!
Meh, I got something like 95% when I did it (iirc that is, I did do it about a year ago though...)