How stupid are YOU?!

[Cameron] · Sat 17/04/2004 10:53:32

I put on a bike helmet and asked a friend to throw a brick at my head. I aslo li my hair on fire coz someone said burnt hair smells funny.

spoofer4ever · Sat 17/04/2004 12:32:21

I practicly do something stupid everyday even thuogh my iq is 156(which is genius for an 11 year old by the way)

a week ago in school the teacher was talking non stop so my friend dared me to turn on the air con so we couldnt hear the teacher.
i turned on the button on the wall but i accidentaly hit the fan buttun and 8 paper planes that were stuck on top of the fan all fell down and hit the teacherand my friend emeedietly pointed to me.

Nacho · Sat 17/04/2004 15:09:37

Once upon a time, during my High School time, a girl told to me that I was not so brave to nail a staple in my hand...

I knew she wanted me to be intrigated by her and finally nailing the staple to me... but I just couldn't resist.

Now I just can't stop boasting about my nice scarf in my left hand...

Quote from: AGA on Thu 15/04/2004 16:00:01
I have never said, nor done, anything stupid in my entire life.

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Eeeer...

Andail · Sat 17/04/2004 15:30:13

Quote from: Farlander on Sat 17/04/2004 15:09:37
Once upon a time, during my High School time, a girl told to me that I was not so brave to nail a staple in my hand...

I knew she wanted me to be intrigated by her and finally nailing the staple to me... but I just couldn't resist.

Now I just can't stop boasting about my nice scarf in my left hand...

It was nice of her to give you a scarf though.

Blackthorne · Sat 17/04/2004 15:49:01

Quote from: spoofer4ever on Sat 17/04/2004 12:32:21
I practicly do something stupid everyday even thuogh my iq is 156(which is genius for an 11 year old by the way)

a week ago in school the teacher was talking non stop so my friend dared me to turn on the air con so we couldnt hear the teacher.
i turned on the button on the wall but i accidentaly hit the fan buttun and 8 paper planes that were stuck on top of the fan all fell down and hit the teacherand my friend emeedietly pointed to me.

For a genius, you have horrible spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Bt

DragonRose · Sat 17/04/2004 19:19:27

My parents keep extra loaves of bread in a chest freezer. One day, when I was quite short, I had leaned into the freezer to get out one of said loaves of bread. Because of my diminutive hight, I was sort of draped over the edge of the freezer, my feet not touching the ground. I grabbed a loaf of bread. Not thinking about it, I licked my lips.

My toungue, however, went out a bit too far. It touched a lump of frost and firmly stuck to the inside of the freezer.

So there I was, half in, half out of the freezer, unable to move for fear of giving myself a tongue-ectomy. I started screaming bloody murder, and my sister came to see what the problem was.

"Mah un ih uh oo eh heeuh!" I yelled. Roughly translated, this means "My tongue is stuck to the freezer!"

"I can't understand you. Take your head out of the freezer!"

"Ah CANH!"

Oh, she got some hot water to melt the ice. Once she stopped laughing. And took a picture. Jerk.

ElectricMonk · Sat 17/04/2004 19:28:49

QuoteIt was nice of her to give you a scarf though.

I smell an entry for the "Farlander's typos" Sprite Jam...

shbaz · Sat 17/04/2004 19:34:01

Quote from: Blackthorne519 on Sat 17/04/2004 15:49:01
Quote from: spoofer4ever on Sat 17/04/2004 12:32:21
I practicly do something stupid everyday even thuogh my iq is 156(which is genius for an 11 year old by the way)

a week ago in school the teacher was talking non stop so my friend dared me to turn on the air con so we couldnt hear the teacher.
i turned on the button on the wall but i accidentaly hit the fan buttun and 8 paper planes that were stuck on top of the fan all fell down and hit the teacherand my friend emeedietly pointed to me.

For a genius, you have horrible spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Bt

For an 11 year old. The test differs in difficulty depending on age, and measures how far you are above the average. In the first grade, I tested over 150, and in senior year I tested at 135. My school actually made me dumber.

The test basically tests your memory skills by asking you to repeat multiple series of numbers backwards, they'll say 39285 and you must say 58293 in the allocated amount of time. Other parts of the test ask you things which are considered general knowledge for people of your age.

Pumaman · Sat 17/04/2004 22:32:51

Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 15/04/2004 21:44:06
You mean like Windows Roomedit?
idiot

You'll never forgive me for that, will you? I can only apologise so many times, it was a moment of madness :'(

Obi · Sun 18/04/2004 18:47:34

A very stupid thing I did recently well at the time I thought it was a really good idea. It turned out to be a bad idea a VERY BAD idea. I thought to myself one day "hmmm... I have a good idea, i'll take my playstation apart" So I did then i thought "what would happen if I try running the playstation without the case!" So I plug in the semi nude playstation and press the power button nothing happens. So I examine everything twiddle with the power and then BOOM! I giant explosion and electric shock to the thumb. My thumb in pain feels like its burning. Infact it was burnt and I got blisters and I was in pain for a very long time. As for the explosion it didn't short circuit anything else which was quite a miricle. So remember kids:
DON'T TAKE APART YOUR PLAYSTATION, PUT IT BACK TOGETHER MINUS CASE AND EXPECT IT TO RUN FINE. EXPECT PAIN AND LOTS OF IT!

I never did get the playstation running again...

shbaz · Sun 18/04/2004 19:02:16

Capacitors (the round battery-like things) hold voltage even after being unplugged for years. When I was building my tube amplifier I emptyed out 400+ volts DC between my fingers multiple times.