Perhaps an old one, yet may be very funny helpful:
http://radio.weblogs.com/0001263/junk/Q209354%20-%20HOWTO.html
Using either the Index or Search feature, locate a keyword relating to you're question/problem
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I'm all for wrinting pretentious and condescending articles, but one should at least make sure one doesn't make such moronic mistakes, for fear of instantly losing one's credibility.
Pretty funny, though.