Yay, I can paint his face for free

Andail · Tue 30/01/2007 21:00:04

An email I got a few days ago. First read that it's non-comissioned work, then check the link...tempting isn't it?

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How's it going there? Thought I'd send over an email to you since I saw your nice artwork on epilogue.net. Was wondering if you'd like to use me as a reference and use my face in a future painting? If you were able to and could make the face in the illustration look like me then I'm also working on my 3rd book that should be published all in good time â€¦ If this piece that you'd do of me comes out good , I'd like to publish it in the book.

Let me know if you want to take on the task.. Its non-commission but you'd get your work and name in my book that will be sold across America.

Jason Baca

http://www.jasonbaca.com

I can be a star!!

Gamer_V · Tue 30/01/2007 21:02:14

Thank you. It was just what I wanted to see.

esper · Tue 30/01/2007 21:04:48

How's that guy writing a book... and a third book, no less. His grammar is about as atrocious as my granddad's junk. If I were pretty like him, could I get my stuff published?

MillsJROSS · Tue 30/01/2007 21:13:19

Of course. If your pretty, you can do anything, regardless of your actual skills. I say paint his face. Only, I'd make sure there's at least one hidden penis in the picture.

-MillsJROSS

MrColossal · Tue 30/01/2007 21:17:03

This reminds me of a post I read on another forum:

http://boards.polycount.net/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=176981&an=0&page=0#Post176981

Also, someone once sent me a picture of themselves. She was extremely self deprectating about her appearance and she said that if I wanted to use her appearance for something that she wouldn't mind because she had such an unusual face that she'd like to see someone use her as a model for something beautiful... Or something like that.

She wasn't ugly at all really, just had very very sharp cheekbones... I never did anything with her face, perhaps I should draw her into a comic someday. I don't have the image anymore but I still remember her face because of the out of the blue and odd email.

Tuomas · Tue 30/01/2007 21:17:22

Jenna Jameson wrote a book

and she's not even very pretty. Everyone can do it. Even if you're a small headed model guy with biceps.

Quote from: MrColossal on Tue 30/01/2007 21:17:03
She wasn't ugly at all really, just had very very sharp cheekbones...

Ooo oo oo I just love sharp cheekbones. Give me her e-mail!

MashPotato · Tue 30/01/2007 21:18:02

Hey, I got an email from the same guy a few weeks ago... suprisingly, the message was different, so at least he's putting some effort into his requests for free work

Andail · Tue 30/01/2007 21:18:37

Quote from: MillsJROSS on Tue 30/01/2007 21:13:19
I say paint his face. Only, I'd make sure there's at least one hidden penis in the picture.

If you would provide me with such a painting, I'd happily send it over to him.
In fact, this could be an activity. The one who can produce the best portrait of him will have the painting sent by me as a sincere contribution.

esper · Tue 30/01/2007 21:22:03

I'd be in on that, if it weren't for how gay that would be. If my girlfriend came over and saw me painting that guy, she'd have some serious questions for me.

Here's a plan... Paint an actual, un-hidden penis and submit it to him as a portrait.

MillsJROSS · Tue 30/01/2007 21:32:16

The hidden penis might have an actual chance of being published, though...which I would find a hell of a lot more amusing.

-MillsJROSS

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Thu 01/02/2007 11:55:24

For you, Esper.

I hear he's popular with the ladies.

DGMacphee · Thu 01/02/2007 19:33:40

QuoteDear Andail,

If you do not draw me...

... I will crush you!

Jason Baca

http://www.jasonbaca.com

Also, please note...

Jason Baca is the kid from the Dreamworks logo.

Nacho · Thu 01/02/2007 19:43:41

He looks like ManicMatt in the one before last...

Stee · Sun 04/02/2007 05:22:28

He looks like tarantino in the on before last

Nine Toes · Sun 04/02/2007 07:48:18

Quote from: ProgZmax on Thu 01/02/2007 11:55:24

I hear he's popular with the ladies.

If you actually think about it, that statement was just wrong on so many levels.

esper · Sun 04/02/2007 09:59:24

Best of both worlds. Very nice.

And thank YOU ever so much, DG, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to go through that man's gay pictures and put them one by one on AGS for our perusal... I can die fulfilled now that I have seen Jason Freakin' Baca's (isn't that Japanese for dumbass?) pointy buttcheeks sitting on the moon.

"A-would you like to swing on a star..."

EDIT @ Hyde: If you think about it, it wasn't the "I hear he's popular with the ladies" statement that was "wrong on so many levels." It's the fact that a picture of a dong-faced man is addressed to me...

Mr Flibble · Sun 04/02/2007 19:04:00

Quote from: ProgZmax on Thu 01/02/2007 11:55:24
For you, Esper.

I hear he's popular with the ladies.

I feel like he's raping my soul. As soon as I turn around, he'll be trying to get inside me.

Tuomas · Sun 04/02/2007 20:24:24

Would that then be erect all the time? Isn't that going to be a bit uncomfotable?

Mr Flibble · Sun 04/02/2007 21:23:47

He's aroused by his own smug sense of self-satisfaction. I doubt he even sleeps.

I also feel as if, somehow, no joke I can make would stand against how ludicrous he is as a person.

DGMacphee · Mon 05/02/2007 02:14:04

Quote from: esper on Sun 04/02/2007 09:59:24
And thank YOU ever so much, DG, for taking the time out of your busy schedule to go through that man's gay pictures and put them one by one on AGS for our perusal... I can die fulfilled now that I have seen Jason Freakin' Baca's (isn't that Japanese for dumbass?) pointy buttcheeks sitting on the moon.

youre welcome i am always happy to sort through pictures of the homosex persuasion to find many a-pointy buttock photos for you

i bet you wish the moon was ur penas am i rite lol that was ajoke about gay sex if you get my drift nudge nudge wink wink roftlolhahaomg