I'm gonna give AGS crap!!

[Barbarian]

That's right! I'm tired of the AGS program and forums here taking up so much of my free time.

[Begin Rant]
I'm tired of CJ constantly updating his buggy program every few days with so-called "new features!".

I'm tired of how the "Make my gaem!" button doesn't actually make my game! Grrrr!

I'm tired of the never-ending petty bickerings on the AGS forums about religion, politics, DG'sMcphees witty comebacks (oft time's with "Mr. T" references inferred, Fool!) , and "nOObs" breakin' da rulez!

Ã,  Ã, So, now I can vent my rage and frustrations at AGS to my hearts content...
I'm gonna crap all over the adventuregamestudio.co.uk , and shoot it, and send fleets of UFO's from Mars to attack it, Nuke it, throw coffee at it, and generally cause a variety of mayhem and misery 'round here in general! [/End-Rant]

Ã,  Ã,  Heheh! Okay, in case you haven't figured it out yet, this thread is meant in good jest, and I'm just joking.Ã,  I love AGS, and I was trying to think of a humorus way to share with you guys this really cool website link I found www.netdisaster.com, in which you can choose from a variety of destructive ways to "vent your rage and frustration" at just about any website you choose.Ã,  It uses "flash" to overlay the webpage you choose and the option of "disaster" you choose, and sometimes you can set it for Automatic, or manually control the effect via the mouse-pointer & "click" where you want the destruction to occur.

Ã,  Ã, I like a lot of the effects, but, I think a couple of my favorites is the "Chainsaw" and the "Mars Attacks!" one too. Well, I enjoy most of the effects in some way, but hey, why don't you check it out yourself and then let us know what one of your favorite Disaster effects is.Ã,  Enjoy!Ã,  :=Ã,  Ã, "Now, git goin' Fooo!"

[vict0r]

I like it! I was abit worried when reading your thread there, but i got it about when i read UFO
Here's what i got from it anyhoo



And btw: Blasting BBB is not any constructive! Now go blast this www.pokemon.com

[Uku]

i didnt realize you wre a dog.(kidding ha-ha )

i cant get the point with ags on background but i like cunning and pie throwing m.Jackson..

[passer-by]

Link dutifully forwarded...

I keep flooding my job's homepage and then I'll add mold and dinosaurs...

[DGMacphee]

I'm tired of the never-ending petty bickerings on the AGS forums about religion, politics, DG'sMcphees witty comebacks (oft time's with "Mr. T" references inferred, Fool!) , and "nOObs" breakin' da rulez!

C'mon, I'm versitile! I can do Small Wonder and Charles In Charge references too!

[RickJ]

I'm tired of how the "Make my gaem!" button doesn't actually make my game! Grrrr!

That bothers me too!  I hereby pledge to implement this feature if we can talk CJ into making the "make my game" data available to the script.  It would also be cool if the questions were read from some of config file so that they could be extended without the need for a new AGS version.   I think it would be a cooler joke if we took it one step further.

[Gilbert]

I'd like the fact that the disasters won't work if you're using Opera. The site is INVINCIBLE!

[hedgefield]

I saw a similar thing at the Konami website a few days ago. Not as versatile as this one though.

[CheapAlert]

i really hate how AGS had you make Chris Quest at first because chris jones is too lazy to make his own chris quest so he is trying to trick and force someone else to make a chris quest by accident!

[Domino]

I wish i could just plug a cable from my computer running AGS into my brain, and then all my thoughts about a perfect adventure game i want to make someday would automatically be made. All i would have to do is sit back and relax and let AGS Bot do all the work.

I wish it were that easy. I have so many ideas, but have come up empty every single time, plus i know i couldn't script worth crap.