Is there one? I believe in Him now.
Welcome, me matey!
Yarrr.
It would have been good to include a link (http://www.venganza.org/index.htm) so the obliviously lazy knew what you were talking about and didn't have to search for it ourselves.
As for FSM, hey, believe in whatever superstitions you want. I'm already spoken for as I belong to the Church of the Star Turtle.
I take offense at that. Your Star Turtle is a "superstition." His Noodleness is the One True Capital-Letter-Necessitating One.
Consider your timbers shivered.
I'm glad to be aboard. I will proceed by setting up a 30x30ft poster here (at night time ina ski mask) of Him at my school. I live in Oklahoma so I risk possible Captial Punishment for not believing in Christianity, but it is a risk I must take to further the cause of our Church. If I make it back I will make sure to bring pictures.
Quote from: Vince Twelve on Thu 01/12/2005 01:09:29
I take offense at that. Your Star Turtle is a "superstition." His Noodleness is the One True Capital-Letter-Necessitating One.
Consider your timbers shivered.
My God can beat your God at kickball, you stupadface!!
Stick that in your pipe an smoke it!!
...However, the fact that I, Lord Nipper, master of the winged donkeys, is the supreme deity. All Hail my concrete-donkeyness!
A donkey god? That's just ridiculous.
Please stay out of our debate about legitimate religions.
The only true god is one of whom is named the most almighty name of all.
C J
Damn, you foiled my get rich quick scheme! Now no one will fall for a donkey religeon! Only one thing left to do now... contribute to the disscussion with a completely random and useless word! WINDOWSILL!
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ALL HAIL MY WINDOWSILL MIGHT.
Quote from: Lord Nipper on Thu 01/12/2005 03:47:59
Damn, you foiled my get rich quick scheme!Ã, Now no one will fall for a donkey religeon!Ã, Only one thing left to do now... contribute to the disscussion with a completely random and useless word!Ã, WINDOWSILL!
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ALL HAIL MY WINDOWSILL MIGHT.
Just imagine what could happen if CJ and the windowsill joined forces. Probably the armageddon
Is there ANY point to this thread whatsoever? ;)
All hail chesse. 'nuff said.
Actually me personally believe in a mighter god than any of you have ever metnioned. And His name is:
DARTH MANARB!
All bow before Him! (Otherwise he will lock your threads!!!!!!!)
Quote from: shitarâ,,¢ on Thu 01/12/2005 01:12:12
I'm glad to be aboard. I will proceed by setting up a 30x30ft poster here (at night time ina ski mask) of Him at my school. I live in Oklahoma so I risk possible Captial Punishment for not believing in Christianity, but it is a risk I must take to further the cause of our Church. If I make it back I will make sure to bring pictures.
I didn't know anyone else here lived in Oklahoma.. I've never noticed you on the world map.
I'm in Stillwater, attending OSU. I drive to the NE part and through Tulsa constantly, as my parents live in Tahlequah and Keota respectively and I have friends in Tulsa.
Where are you?
More on topic.. I was the only proclaimed atheist in my high school and people tried to convert me all the time. Once in math class a girl told me to my face that I was a satanist because if you weren't Christian or any other religion then you had to be a satanist according to the bible.
p.s. I'm drunk, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday, Happy maturing (since you became 21) and happy hangover.
QuoteAll hail chesse. 'nuff said.
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DARTH MANARB!
You crazy folks are just vorshiping random people, aren't you?
Chesse (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0156276/)
Darth? Manarb (http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache:KtUoY-CxO_cJ:www.shuf.com/personals/main/profile.asp%3FProfileID%3D5687+manarb&hl=en)
It's madness I say, madness!Ã, ;D
:o Long live Sun Ra! Praise his Arkestra! :o
It was written in the Sierranomicon, by the Mad Developer Roberta al-Williams, that one would come that would harness the power of the Great Old Games and unleash their greatness on the developing world. Thus was formed the Esoteric Order of AGS, that they might await the awakening of this slumbering god from his halls below the earth. Darth-Mandarb is the Gate, and through his Big Blue Cup shall Great Christhulhu be awoken. And the earth shall tremble at the games that shall be unleashed upon it.
AMEN
EDIT: I'm just waiting for rharpe to come on-line to see his reaction on this!
I wonder how this thread would of went if FlukeBlake started it.
I wonder if anyone remembers my old Scripture...
QuoteIn the beginning, the almighty God created man and Adventure, and it was good. He gave to his greatest followers Lucas and Sierra the power to create Adventure, and to teach others to do the same.
For a time, man lived in harmony with God, aided by Adventure. But then, the Doom came, and evil spread throughout the world. The Second Doom came, and soon after the three Quakes, and Adventure and the worship of God was forgotten.
Then God spoke to his prophet Chris Jones and said to him, "Go forth! And teach all to make Adventure and worship Me!" And the humble Chris Jones said, "Oh Lord Almighty of Heaven and Earth! How can I make Adventure without the ancient tools?"
And so God gave Chris Jones the Adventure Creater, and it was good. He sent Roger, the greatest son of Sierra and an Angel of God, to watch over Chris Jones.
With the word of God and the Adventure Creator, Chris Jones created the Manual, the Holy Word of the almighty God that taught others to create Adventure with the tools given to Chris Jones by the Lord.
Chris Jones then left his home and carried with him only a Blue Cup to show his devotion to his Lord. And he gave the Adventure Creator to others, and the Manual, and soon men were once more making Adventure.
And then He created the Holy Forum for all who worship God and his prophet Chris Jones to gather and help others create Adventure, and it was good.
The former Flukeblake is Shitar, mr. Hotspot... ;)
This guy Shitar allways bring some topic(political, religius, etc.) and never ever show up after that.This was actually the first one that he replyed.
So who is he?
What is he doing here?
Is he sent by the goverment?
Or maybe ALIENS?
1000 of questions only one answer.
And we don't know it.
Actually, if I had been the first poster, I would have said something along the lines of "WTF is this? Pasta-what? You're an idiot..." But it seems as though others took it and ran with it, so why not join in?
Quote from: Nikolas on Thu 01/12/2005 08:09:08
Actually me personally believe in a mighter god than any of you have ever metnioned. And His name is:
DARTH MANARB!
All bow before Him! (Otherwise he will lock your threads!!!!!!!)
Next time worship somebody who actually
can lock your threads.