I AM GOING NUTS WITH ANTICIPATION FOR THE 2.7 RELEASE FOR AGS!! IT IS DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!!
Quit it already, we already know your somebody pretending to be retarded....knock off the charade...
Sorry, Phil. maybe you are nuts, i don't know.
Did you just tell him to call your ass dude?!!!
Where did that come from? Heh...
Quote from: PhilRoberts2004 on Sat 31/01/2004 02:50:27
I AM GOING NUTS WITH ANTICIPATION FOR THE 2.7 RELEASE FOR AGS!! IT IS DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!!
I wish Andy Penis would come back..
squinky, i call my ass dude. well, for no reason. he he. ;D
j/k of course.
BG
Hey Phil, might as well piss you off one last time and tell you about the wrestling game i'm in... you know, how I don't even wrestle... and I'm in one... amazing, isn't it?
Meesa a big star you see... (http://f1revolution.spike-domain.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=676&sid=9086a59ff21ccb7793c07c3097c99c46#676)
And BG, i can't see your avatar...
is my avatar working now? i'd be pissed if not. i'm trying an animated avatar now.
Call your ass and find out?
squinky, why treat me like dirt? what did i do?
now i'm gonna have to release a game ;D
I'm not. I'm just bored beyond belief and not letting go of my crappy "Running gag"....
And yes, I can see your fancy avatar...
I think that all of us, most of all Phil, need to be reminded of a very serious lesson.
If you act like a retard on the net in a non-humorous fasion, you will be sodomized by a large hairy fat man named Bubba.
Don't make Bubba knock on your back door.
Quote from: Duck on Sat 31/01/2004 04:26:41Don't make Bubba knock on your back door.
Hehe, that is a great line. :D
I think you guys are behaving like utter bastards. WTF? I'm looking forward to the 2.7 release as well. I'm practically soiling my sheets nightly as I dream about it. Among the planned features are:
> Support for Direct-X 9 HAL 3D-acceleration
> FSAA & Ansiotropic filtering
> Completion of the Make My Gaem Option
> MAC OS Compliance
And much much more! Why shouldn't Phil be eager?
No Lens Flaer!?
No sir, not until the infamous AGS v3.0 has Mr. PhilRoberts2004 planned Lenz Flaer. One other feature I neglected (for 2.7) is that all the walk-behind paint-tools in Roomedit will use texture fills instead of solid colors. It's about time! Say goodbye to hideous cyan and swampy green for your walkbehind layouts. Say hello to walkbehinds filled with stoic brickwork and lush foliage.
Quote from: YakSpit on Sat 31/01/2004 08:43:54Say hello to walkbehinds filled with stoic brickwork and lush foliage.
...but not filled with shimmering lens flaers?
d00d! WTFAYRAYFR!!!
Quote from: YakSpit on Sat 31/01/2004 06:55:05
Among the planned features are:
> Support for Direct-X 9 HAL #D-acceleration
> FSAA & Ansiotropic filtering
> Completion of the Make My Gaem Option
> MAC OS Compliance
You've got me there. The real reason I've been away a lot lately is that I've been in negotiations with Microsoft, and they have now agreed to buy AGS for $10,000. They're now employing me to add all these 3D features to 2.7, but have also banned me from creating a Mac port and said that the Linux and DOS ports must be removed.
I feel it's worth it though.
This thread is silly.
:-* 8)
Me too.
$10,000? You're getting ripped off. Tell them for $100,000,000,000,000, you'll give them AGS, you're house, your car, your sanity, your testicles, and your individuality. Doesn't that sound like a good deal to you?
This thread's title reminds me of a story.
Way back when I was a wee lad, about three or four days ago, the grade 10 council provided each student with an "iFluRtz" matchmaker questionairre.
Long story short, I feel sorry for whichever girl gets told that her ideal match is I. R. Buttseckz.
OMG!
SERVICE PACK!!!!!!!
Quote from: Pumaman on Sat 31/01/2004 13:49:49
Quote from: YakSpit on Sat 31/01/2004 06:55:05
Among the planned features are:
> Support for Direct-X 9 HAL #D-acceleration
> FSAA & Ansiotropic filtering
> Completion of the Make My Gaem Option
> MAC OS Compliance
You've got me there. The real reason I've been away a lot lately is that I've been in negotiations with Microsoft, and they have now agreed to buy AGS for $10,000. They're now employing me to add all these 3D features to 2.7, but have also banned me from creating a Mac port and said that the Linux and DOS ports must be removed.
I feel it's worth it though.
Whoa. That's news to me. So what's going to happen to all of us and the forums, the site, etc? I mean, since you're selling AGS to Microsoft, does that mean that you no longer have any rights to it?
Basically, I just wanna know what lies ahead. What's happening with AGS and Microsoft isn't a bad thing, is it? (...that's a stupid question)
EDIT: I don't know, $10,000 for AGS doesn't sound like much, in my humble opinion... AGS is the last, what, 9 years of your life? Eh, I guess I shouldn't be talking, I mean, you created AGS, it's yours to do with as you please.
So is it just going to be computer program, or am I going to be making games on my X-box one day?
$10,000 may not sound like a lot on the face of it, but I also got some stock options and promise of a future career working for Microsoft, so overall I'm looking forward to what the future there will hold.
An X-box port is a possibility, but there's a strong chance that they will want to release AGS as a commercial product, and thus it may cease to be free.
(http://www.agsforums.com/images/sarcasm.gif)
If AGS were to be sold to Microsoft, we (all AGS forum members) would all have to go to Microsoft Headquarters, where we would have a tiny chip installed in our brains, thus making us Bill Gates' Servants. Then Bill Gates would be able to track our every move and then nobody would complain about Windows. Plus, we would have to change his kids diapers constantly. Oh yeah, maybe even clean his pool and stuff like that.
(sarcasm implied folks) he he :)
You mean we don't do that now? ???
/me cleans pool
Quote from: Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! on Sat 31/01/2004 22:37:23
Quote from: Pumaman on Sat 31/01/2004 13:49:49
Quote from: YakSpit on Sat 31/01/2004 06:55:05
Among the planned features are:
> Support for Direct-X 9 HAL #D-acceleration
> FSAA & Ansiotropic filtering
> Completion of the Make My Gaem Option
> MAC OS Compliance
You've got me there. The real reason I've been away a lot lately is that I've been in negotiations with Microsoft, and they have now agreed to buy AGS for $10,000. They're now employing me to add all these 3D features to 2.7, but have also banned me from creating a Mac port and said that the Linux and DOS ports must be removed.
I feel it's worth it though.
Whoa. That's news to me. So what's going to happen to all of us and the forums, the site, etc? I mean, since you're selling AGS to Microsoft, does that mean that you no longer have any rights to it?
Basically, I just wanna know what lies ahead. What's happening with AGS and Microsoft isn't a bad thing, is it? (...that's a stupid question)
EDIT: I don't know, $10,000 for AGS doesn't sound like much, in my humble opinion... AGS is the last, what, 9 years of your life? Eh, I guess I shouldn't be talking, I mean, you created AGS, it's yours to do with as you please.
So is it just going to be computer program, or am I going to be making games on my X-box one day?
WHOOSH
Quote from: Duck on Sun 01/02/2004 01:53:24
Quote from: Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! on Sat 31/01/2004 22:37:23
Quote from: Pumaman on Sat 31/01/2004 13:49:49
Quote from: YakSpit on Sat 31/01/2004 06:55:05
Among the planned features are:
> Support for Direct-X 9 HAL #D-acceleration
> FSAA & Ansiotropic filtering
> Completion of the Make My Gaem Option
> MAC OS Compliance
You've got me there. The real reason I've been away a lot lately is that I've been in negotiations with Microsoft, and they have now agreed to buy AGS for $10,000. They're now employing me to add all these 3D features to 2.7, but have also banned me from creating a Mac port and said that the Linux and DOS ports must be removed.
I feel it's worth it though.
Whoa. That's news to me. So what's going to happen to all of us and the forums, the site, etc? I mean, since you're selling AGS to Microsoft, does that mean that you no longer have any rights to it?
Basically, I just wanna know what lies ahead. What's happening with AGS and Microsoft isn't a bad thing, is it? (...that's a stupid question)
EDIT: I don't know, $10,000 for AGS doesn't sound like much, in my humble opinion... AGS is the last, what, 9 years of your life? Eh, I guess I shouldn't be talking, I mean, you created AGS, it's yours to do with as you please.
So is it just going to be computer program, or am I going to be making games on my X-box one day?
WHOOSH
Yeah, no kidding. I'm not sure if Yak was serious or not, but it's a very sincere-looking post...
Yak? Serious? One about two things, mi compadre. 1.) women and 2.) art women.
Access Software was sold to Microsoft...and look at what happened to THAT Chris Jones (Tex Murphy).
So, can we now expect "Microsoft Adventure Game System XPBLT 3.0 Enterprise Edition 2004"? I'll make sure to tell all the hardware companies to manufacture products that will handle the load that program will put on them. :P
Quote from: Pumaman on Sat 31/01/2004 13:49:49
You've got me there. The real reason I've been away a lot lately is that I've been in negotiations with Microsoft, and they have now agreed to buy AGS for $10,000. They're now employing me to add all these 3D features to 2.7, but have also banned me from creating a Mac port and said that the Linux and DOS ports must be removed.
I feel it's worth it though.
;D That makes me teh GREATEST AGS prophet, I had predicted years ago that M$ would buy AGS and sell it in disguise with the name Adventure Explorer.
Gil is now our official magic eight-ball.
If you shake him enough, he'll predict the future.
And if you touch his privates, he gives you treats.
I'm confused. So, what happens if you shake him by his privates?
SLIPPERY TREATS!!!1!
(God, I've waited so long to say that again!)
O SH4K3 M3!1!
I R NUTS 2!1!
I'm getting all my nifty one-liners from dreams I have. Last night for example I had the most f*cked-up dream in a long time.
And I _gotta_ use some of the dialogs from it. ;D
I hope AGS 2.7 comes with a voice mode; Make all the code by not actually typing it but say it instead. Wouldn't that be soooo cool?
Eeeer... I have no news of buying AGS.... ???
WTF s0rzzz!! If CJ needed $10,000 and he posted that on the forum, then I'm sure he'd collected it in no time, without having to sell his testicles!
I'd probably give him 50euro if he wants to.
Hey! This brings me to something else... How much would you spend at most (in money terms), for AGS, if CJ would ask at some certain moment for support?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Oh Bill Gates, you sexy, sexy man.
Bill Gates? Microsoft? AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!
Quote from: Jackhammer on Mon 02/02/2004 15:35:14
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
More important question, WWJD for a Klondike bar?
I really think that aught to be the concept for a porn movie.
"Hey baby, What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Wow-chicka-wow.
That or the "second coming" of Christ.
Not personally offended by that comment but may overstep the bounds of good taste. Mine may have as well but I get off the hook by having quoted someone else. ;)
QuoteThat or the "second coming" of Christ.
It took me a second to get that, but once I did, I couldn't stop laughing. That would be one hilarious breach of good taste for a porn movie.
Somehow.. I wouldn't be remotely surprised if it's been done . . . with sequels.
But one thing you have forgotten.. the AGS IE toolbar designed for v3.0 SP1... it would be perfect then!
Starting Windows, starting IE, surfing the Micro$oft site for latest updates while conviniently and quickly making your game with the toolbar, that has ALL the controls of AGS in a nice compact form. THEN, when all the 3D etc features have been included, and all bugs fixed, AGS would be PERFECT, and Micro$oft would collect huge funds for selling it to milloins of people, as they just couldn't use their computers conviniently enough without AGS, or whatever it is renamed to...
See?
And Chris... why settle for $10.000?
Why not to nagotiate â,¬10.000 or £10.000??
Why are we all being so mean to PhilRoberts? I mean, what has he really done to deserve us calling him such horrible, horrible names? I'm not just being rational and kind because my mother is watching what I type right now, either... I really do think we should be nicer to PhilRoberts. So he's done a bunch of stupid shit stuff, and started a whole lot of inane topics... I mean, don't we all like to start inane topics, sometimes? I know I do. Having said that, I think PhilRoberts should be hung, drawn and quartered celebrated for uniting all AGS'ers once again against the evil of n00bies.
Now my mother has gone, so I'm going to tell the truth; PhilRoberts, you bastard, you never answer me on MSN. What the hell is your problem? We're over!
*shrug*
And on the topic of sacrelicious things, I need somewhere to post this, so here's as good a place as any:
(http://www.eviltrailmix.com/fashion.jpg)
Quote from: TK on Tue 03/02/2004 13:39:42
THEN, when all the 3D etc features have been included, and all bugs fixed, AGS would be PERFECT, and Micro$oft would collect huge funds for selling it to milloins of people...
No, M$ will sell it before the bug fixes, and the day when all bugs are fixed will never come.
Hmm... yes... Of cource.
AGS would be ALMOST perfect with the toolbar...
Now i know that you are completly nuts PR2004
QuoteName : Phil Roberts
AGS Forums I.D. : PhilRoberts2004
E-mail Address : hidden
Comments : Your site sucks, your games suck, and you suck too. HA!
This is what the moron had to say about Dr. Jeckyll's website and i really couldn't believe that he could actually write this. I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt, but after reading this, it really added fuel to my fire for my hatred of PhilRoberts2004.
So maybe no more being nice from now on.
You honestly believe he wrote that?