"If I Were The Devil" -Paul Harvey

ManicMatt · Sat 11/02/2006 14:23:58

It was me. I came to the conclusion that the only reason I've associated "brown" skin as a racist thing to say is because before this forum, every time I heard that kind of description, it was used in a racist sentence. Why? Dunno.

So I sneaked into Andail's office (oh it's very plush! you should see it!) and locked this thread.

DGMacphee · Sat 11/02/2006 14:31:29

MEMO TO ALL AGSERS

FROM: Chris Jones

RE: New Politically Correct terms

From now on, we cannot refer to certain types of skin as "brown" due to the possible offence the term might cause some people.

From now on we must use the phrase "Burnt Umber Skin".

Thank you.

Helm · Sat 11/02/2006 16:33:50

Have I mentioned I hate black people?

Nacho · Sat 11/02/2006 16:35:55

I hope you mean that you hate burnt umber skin people, Helm...

Helm · Sat 11/02/2006 16:53:47

I just mean them niggers.

Blackthorne · Sat 11/02/2006 16:56:23

Lenny Bruce is rolling in his grave!

Bt

Squinky · Sat 11/02/2006 22:43:56

This thread got suddenly quiet.....

SSH · Sat 11/02/2006 22:47:46

we're all over in the cartoon thread instead, Squinky. It's where the cool people go to be bigoted.

DGMacphee · Sun 12/02/2006 04:19:16

Quote from: Helm on Sat 11/02/2006 16:33:50
Have I mentioned I hate black people?

esper · Sun 12/02/2006 06:09:38

I loved that video. You could tell Mike wanted to vomit blood all over the place.

Kinoko · Sun 12/02/2006 06:27:37

What video? Link!

EDIT: Never mind, I found it. My god ^_^

Andail · Sun 12/02/2006 13:53:23

I locked it because it has become a trashcan thread full of nonsensical one-line replies to a long since forgotten topic.

I didn't give a reason because it should be pretty obvious why this is a pointless waste of forum space.

That's pretty much why.

Helm · Sun 12/02/2006 14:01:14

I don't know if there's any life left in this thread, especially for people who do not share my opinion that black people should all die in horrible agony, but even if it has run it's course, in can die like any other thread, falling off the first page of the forum, Andail. No need to lock, I think.

DGMacphee · Sun 12/02/2006 15:34:35

Quote from: Andail on Sun 12/02/2006 13:53:23
I locked it because it has become a trashcan thread full of nonsensical one-line replies to a long since forgotten topic.

shut up farggr0t!!1

Pumaman · Sun 12/02/2006 16:02:44

Quote from: DGMacphee on Sat 11/02/2006 14:31:29
MEMO TO ALL AGSERS

FROM: Chris Jones

RE: New Politically Correct terms

Indeed, I will update the swear word filter to automatically replace "black" and "brown" with "differently coloured", "nigger" with "chap", and "white" with "of pale complexion".

In the meantime, I want everyone to learn a thing or two from these guys:

The Inquisitive Stranger · Sun 12/02/2006 18:51:40

Rainbows are so gay.

Haddas · Sun 12/02/2006 19:11:56

I think in the light of this new evidence I have no choice but to force you ALL to watch this educational flash about racial differences.

http://stuff.ubersite.com/112560949433320805/1/whiteblack.swf

(I must warn those with epilepsy though, that the text is partially livened up by flashes.)

Renal Shutdown · Sun 12/02/2006 19:19:03

Wellness Diversity Through?

I already know how to jumble words up.

Squinky · Sun 12/02/2006 20:49:21

Quote from: Haddas on Sun 12/02/2006 19:11:56
I think in the light of this new evidence I have no choice but to force you ALL to watch this educational flash about racial differences.

http://stuff.ubersite.com/112560949433320805/1/whiteblack.swf

(I must warn those with epilepsy though, that the text is partially livened up by flashes.)

I am Forbidden to watch that movie Haddas....

RickJ · Sun 12/02/2006 21:10:48

Since SSH brings it up ...

Quote from: Helm
I don't know if there's any life left in this thread, especially for people who do not share my opinion that black people should all die in horrible agony ...

I think Helm is following the fine moral example of the muslim masses but has been misunderstood. He must have meant to say that:

I don't know if there's any life left in this thread, especially for people who do not share my opinion that black people should all die in horrible agony unless they convert to being devout white people".

$:-\$