"If I Were The Devil" -Paul Harvey

esper · Sat 18/02/2006 09:08:41

:o

Holy shit!

Bad day to him, I guess...

Pesty · Sat 18/02/2006 09:14:02

I HAVE INVOKED THE WRATH OF MANICMATT. OH NO WHAT WILL I DO NOW. HIS NERDY ANGER SEETHES THROUGH THE INTERWEB AT ME.

ManicMatt · Sat 18/02/2006 10:33:53

Reference to a comic Ashen linked to on another thread:

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050320.html

Am I supposed to be insulted by being called a geek and a nerd? According to some people on the net who have never met me then, I am a gay, fat, star wars-porn loving nerd.

Afflict · Sat 18/02/2006 11:52:59

Does anybody remember what the thread was really about?
Have half of you even read the first post?

Vince Twelve · Sat 18/02/2006 11:59:15

Quote from: esper on Sat 18/02/2006 08:34:43
Don't make me break out my pirate joke.

This one?

Las Naranjas · Sat 18/02/2006 12:30:57

Quote from: Vince Twelve on Sat 18/02/2006 11:59:15
Rokusabaru's efforts really fell away after 1997 when his wife divorsed him. Before that time his food was fantastic, but I remember going there around 1999 and the chips were soggy, and my sausages were burnt. I mean, fair enough he had emotional stress, but this is absurd.

I think you're being a touch harse on the sausages, after all, Russia's defaulting on it's debt interrupted the whole supply chain through the Thurigian factories, so all he would have had after that were the inferior Paraguayan sausages, and Vasunichelli himself couldn't make them taste good.

Vince Twelve · Sat 18/02/2006 12:37:01

Quote from: Las Naranjas on Sat 18/02/2006 12:30:57
Wait, that's not how the joke goes. I thought it was "Yar, it's driving me nuts."

No, that's not how I heard it.

Squinky · Sat 18/02/2006 14:57:11

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sat 18/02/2006 08:56:44
Suck my cock, bitch!

Just imagine me drinking a cup of bl**k coffee, and then spitting it all over my monitor. Because thats nearly what happened.

And notice that this thread is now in the top ten threads by replies, see what you evil people have done.

ManicMatt · Sat 18/02/2006 15:54:20

I've made history hooray!

You really shouldn't drink bleak coffee, go get yourself some decent stuff!

Nikolas · Sat 18/02/2006 15:57:00

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sat 18/02/2006 08:56:44
Suck my cock, bitch!

Once more I feel the need to thank rharpe for this beautifull thread.

What would AGS forums be without him, I wonder?

MrColossal · Sat 18/02/2006 16:35:03

a festering pool of immoral slime and scum, maybe?

Everytime I leave the house and have the urge to rape someone just because I feel like it and have no morals and I'm only out for myself, I think.... What would Rharpe do?

Ashen · Sat 18/02/2006 16:47:35

Quote from: Nikolas on Sat 18/02/2006 15:57:00
Quote from: ManicMatt on Sat 18/02/2006 08:56:44
Suck my cock, bitch!
Once more I feel the need to thank rharpe for this beautifull thread.

Well, as Matt already said, I guess I have to take the blame for that one. Sorry about that.

Pesty · Sun 19/02/2006 02:19:36

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sat 18/02/2006 10:33:53
Reference to a comic Ashen linked to on another thread:

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050320.html

Am I supposed to be insulted by being called a geek and a nerd? According to some people on the net who have never met me then, I am a gay, fat, star wars-porn loving nerd.

No, of course you're not supposed to be insulted. Me stating that you're a geek is no more insulting than you calling me a woman. IT IS A STATEMENT OF FACT. Also, I put asterisks in geek! That makes it all better, right?!

I'm sorry, I will never drop that joke, nor will I ever let you live it down.

Squinky · Sun 19/02/2006 03:02:03

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sat 18/02/2006 10:33:53
Reference to a comic Ashen linked to on another thread:

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050320.html

Am I supposed to be insulted by being called a geek and a nerd? According to some people on the net who have never met me then, I am a gay, fat, star wars-porn loving nerd.

Where do you even find fat g*y star wars porn?

Pesty · Sun 19/02/2006 03:32:50

Quote from: Squinky on Sun 19/02/2006 03:02:03
Quote from: ManicMatt on Sat 18/02/2006 10:33:53
Reference to a comic Ashen linked to on another thread:

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050320.html

Am I supposed to be insulted by being called a geek and a nerd? According to some people on the net who have never met me then, I am a gay, fat, star wars-porn loving nerd.

Where do you even find fat g*y star wars porn?

Do a search for 'gay jabba the hutt pictures' and I bet you could find something. The internet has everything!

ManicMatt · Sun 19/02/2006 10:04:34

Nah some folks were calling me fat. I'm no more fat than I'm a nerd.

But please Pesty, humour me, what makes you think I'm a nerd?

Pesty · Sun 19/02/2006 10:39:14

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 19/02/2006 10:04:34
Nah some folks were calling me fat. I'm no more fat than I'm a nerd.

But please Pesty, humour me, what makes you think I'm a nerd?

No, ManicMatt, I refuse to humor you.

Good day to you sir.

ManicMatt · Sun 19/02/2006 11:46:11

Quote from: Pesty on Sun 19/02/2006 10:39:14

No, ManicMatt, I refuse to humor you.

Good day to you sir.

TRANSLATION:

No, ManicMatt, I have no idea why I think you're a nerd.

Good day to you sir.

Pumaman · Sun 19/02/2006 11:50:40

TRANSLATION:

I am so obsessed with what everyone thinks of me that I'll go to any lengths to prove I'm not a nerd.

Pesty · Sun 19/02/2006 12:10:04

Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 19/02/2006 11:46:11
Quote from: Pesty on Sun 19/02/2006 10:39:14

No, ManicMatt, I refuse to humor you.

Good day to you sir.

TRANSLATION:

No, ManicMatt, I have no idea why I think you're a nerd.

Good day to you sir.

Okay, fine, you're not a nerd. Shut up now.

Nerd.