If Jesus formed a band...

Hammerite · Wed 02/08/2006 08:50:19

... what kind of music would it be?
Would it suck?

Nacho · Wed 02/08/2006 08:53:59

IMHO, what sucks is 4 religious related threads in the first page of the general discussion board...

Hammerite · Wed 02/08/2006 08:57:14

i know, its taking the piss, just like this one.

PsychicHeart · Wed 02/08/2006 08:57:40

Quote from: Nacho on Wed 02/08/2006 08:53:59
IMHO, what sucks is 4 religious related threads in the first page of the general discussion board...Ã,Â

Yeah, what's the deal with that??
Is there some sort of spiritual uprising going on?
Should i relocate to a nicer forum, maybe one with the view of the beach? That's it! I'm leaving!!
Cheers,
Fluke.
PS: Just joshin ya. These forums kick ass, and i don't necessarily like looking at the sea anyhoo Ã,Â

EDIT: Damn you Hammerite and your leet typing speed!!

Hammerite · Wed 02/08/2006 09:01:57

thank god i dont type too fast:

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Radiant · Wed 02/08/2006 09:45:23

Rap, probably.

SSH · Wed 02/08/2006 10:00:16

Death metal, but I agree, enough with the Religion already. Please keep it to one or two threads!

Krysis · Wed 02/08/2006 10:03:39

Heh, I can make a lot of money by making a game about this...

Jesus Quest!

The first adventure game about the so called Son of God. PRE-ORDER IT NOW...

Anym · Wed 02/08/2006 10:55:49

Jesus is fucking metal! -> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04

Radiant · Wed 02/08/2006 13:55:41

Quote from: Krysis on Wed 02/08/2006 10:03:39
The first adventure game about the so called Son of God. PRE-ORDER IT NOW...

Nah, I already know how the story ends.

Indie Boy · Wed 02/08/2006 14:43:52

No what about that twist Radiant? When we think he is dead

Gregjazz · Wed 02/08/2006 22:51:04

It's common knowledge that Jesus plays bass (esp. slap bass) in a funk band.

m0ds · Wed 02/08/2006 22:53:17

Edit- metalhead!

QuoteNah, I already know how the story ends.

Haha!

A comedy Jesus game would be pretty cool!

Right up any Sierra fans street... Walking deads 'n all

deadsuperhero · Wed 02/08/2006 23:30:09

I'd say Jesus would have been a screamer in a band called Jesus and the Christs. Their hit single would be "Nail Me" on their new album "Walk on Water"

If he was a rap group though, he'd be J.C and the WaterWalkers
"J.C and the Waterwalkers
what a ride
Preachin' his teachin' in the great outside
In Israel, we were pretty bored
'till we walked on water with the Son of the Lord"
and there'd be random beeps and boops.

earlwood · Thu 03/08/2006 01:03:09

If Jesus formed a band, he'd have all the great, dead musicians that made it to heaven!

That'd be one boring ass group.

fred · Thu 03/08/2006 04:27:19

If Jesus returned, he'd be institutionalized before he could even think of forming a band...

Evil · Thu 03/08/2006 05:00:38

Well, as America has previously decided, he's not the American Idol.

Hammerite · Thu 03/08/2006 07:24:19

i think if he formed a band now, he'd probably try and get Kurt Cobain and Ian Curtis to join.

earlwood · Thu 03/08/2006 16:39:12

Quote from: Hammerite on Thu 03/08/2006 07:24:19
i think if he formed a band now, he'd probably try and get Kurt Cobain and Ian Curtis to join.

Doubt it, read up on the New Testament, Jesus was all about love and Rock n' Roll and stuff. No, I think the Jesus you're describing is pretty much Bizzaro Jesus [pictured below].

Tuomas · Thu 03/08/2006 16:47:56

Silly question... IF? Take a listen to the Jethro Tull -song: When Jesus Came to Play and there's your answer, or go and find the lyrics with google. Apparently with a spanish computer I can't paste you a link, so diy

If Jesus formed a band...

m0ds