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Sounds like a standard afternoon TV documentary.
I don't understand how he could have fucked himself with his own penis, but hey, maybe he's flexible or something =P. Anyway, I think he shouldn't kill anyone for starters.
As for him having any options to change his life...well dunno, maybe he should move somewhere where nobody knows him, and change his name and appearance.
A girl is all he needs to stop all these habits like masturbation and the already mentioned self sex. Of course, you'll prolly just say that people have those mind reading gadgets everywhere, so they can see his past activities by reading his memories or/and thoughts. But if he gets rid of his bad habits and starts a new life it will eventually die down, so he can have at least some peace.
And the second option is to go become an astronaut so he can get away from (most) people! Besides, space is fun, if a tad dangerous.
Jim Reed, thanks for comments)) The story partically based on the one real man (not me)) with changing age and some events.
(P.S. it's not finished story, but just sketches for it)
What the hell did I just read?
Quote from: Sledgy on Wed 17/08/2011 06:00:57
Jim Reed, thanks for comments)) The story partically based on the one real man (not me)) with changing age and some events.
(P.S. it's not finished story, but just sketches for it)
THIS TOPIC IS MIND=BLOWN. I think I lost any respect for the human race.
Quote from: Sledgy on Mon 15/08/2011 18:34:11What, in your opinion, Jay must to do?
1. Call the cops on his pervy voyeur neighbor.
2. Wear a tin-foil hat to block out the mind-reading devices
3. Get a job as a gay porn actor - there must be tons of money in being able to suck your own cock
TINFOIL! Just the thing to foil their mind reading plans! Double yay for GarageGothics very neat solution!
SHIT!
I thought I was just being paranoid.
People, really, are watching me.
I should be commended instead of ridiculed.
Have you any idea of how many hours of training it takes to 'even sucked from himself'.
I was in hospital for months.
I NEVER did my own ass, though. I would have killed myself trying.
Sledgy.
I thought you said that my private life would be so. ;D
Jay.
There was a short run series with Damon Wayans, where he play a detective. So in one episode he's undercover as a flamboyant gay pimp and he's chatting with some high class criminal, he then offers him a cigar.
The guy answers sumgly "No, thanks, I only smoke my own."
Wayans answers in character "If I could smoke my own, I would never leave the house."
I have nothing productive to say to this story, in fact it's silly and pointless imo, but it reminded me of that show.
anian.
I think I remember that TV Show.
Wasn't it just called 'Damon' ?
Jay.
Saving Silverman is a really terrible movie. I still remember the scene in question where David Spade attempts to love himself in the mouth.
I don't even know that film.
It sounds terrible though.
I saw a film where an extremely supple woman, dressed as a pussy cat, was washing her own... Meeoww!
The pause button, on my control, was used a few times.
Just to admire the mere feat, of limberness, that was being displayed, you understand.
I must say that my girlfriend was also amazed as she was watching as well... OK!
Jay.
Edit:
Amusing as all this is.
I don't think that it's the thoughts, whatever they may be, that Sledgy wants.
Sorry.
what is this film
WHAT IS THIS FILM?
stfu. What is this film????!?!?!?
I'm sorry to disappoint.
Neither I nor my Girlfriend can remember the name of this film.
We saw it about 2 years ago.
A guy from where I worked, at the time, lent it to me.
If I ever remember the title I shall let you all know.
Anyway. I am off to work now and shall not be back on here until monday night.
Jay signing out.
WHAT IS THIS FILM?
Quote from: Jim Reed on Sat 20/08/2011 19:07:05
WHAT IS THIS FILM?
Oh, RetroJay, you broke Jimmy. ;D
Kind of in a similar vein of movies, I once downloaded a movie but when I went to watch it it ended up being Spanish. So I only skimmed through it to quickly see what kind of a movie it was and if it was worthy of another download with English subtitles or subbed. I skipped ahead to a scene where in this woman's coma (I believe that's what was happening), she dreamed of a miniature man crawling inside of her while she lay in her bed.
It was hilarious. The miniature man starts with his arm first. It comes out soaking wet. Then he goes for the deep dive. :P lol She even starts moaning while she slept in the bed. After seeing that scene, I really meant to find an English subbed version. Can't remember the title though.
Edit: Ahh. With Google searching, I found out it was called: Hable con ella (Talk to Her).
Despite what your Avatar says, you do behave like Jim, Timothy.
I feel like someone is stalking me.
That's me.
...and I'm stalking you.
Quote from: NotJimReed on Sun 21/08/2011 13:26:55
...and I'm stalking you.
Well it would just be weird if
you didn't.
Who am I in all of this. If Ryan really is Ryan and I'm not Ryan then Ryan must be Ryan. But if NotRyanTimothy is Ryan then the real Ryan must not be Ryan meaning he is not the real Ryan because he is the real Ryan. And if Jim really is Jim and NotJimReed is an imposter Jim then Jim must be Jim. But if he's not the real Jim then Jim must be Jim meaning NotJim is indeed Jim. All we really know is the Ryan is not Jim.
I agree! You couldn't have put it more nicely.
Don't know if trolling or in serious condition of schizophrenia.
so what is this film i mean is someone gonna tell me or what
yeah, tell me the movie title coz im doing this researhc bout these kool catninja girls that can bend and i need it for my school project to get an a and get ps4 and then ill port ags to it and youll play all my games. plox
Think of the water we would save if we could clean our own genitalia with our mouths. It's a shame really.
WTF IS GOING ON, AND PLX NAME THAT MOVIE LOLOLOLOLOLO.