Jesse Applies For TV

[evenwolf]

**ego alert**

A spokesmen for a new US television channel has interviewed me, I've made it to the next step, and now I need to make a video submission about myself.

So I have an idea.Ã,  Instead of putting just my face on the tape - what if other people across the world each told the employers one simple fact about me?Ã,  (ie: "Jesse has blown stuff up in movies. I can respect that."

It would be a series of quick cuts, each AGSer saying one line of dialog, and preferrably somewhere "recognisably foreign."Ã,  (AKA outdoors and not in Texas)

Please, anyone with the resources to do this, I would greatly appreciate the help.

If you have a camera and software- but need help, let me know. I can host files etc.

[m0ds]

It's more the fact of having a dial-up modem that stops me from sending you a video file, because it'd probably end up about 100mb just for 20 seconds worth. Any ideas?

[evenwolf]

Possibly a friend's connection?Ã, 

Or we could give you a quick punchline, for example "Jesse has a large penis."

At worst, you could send me a compressed file.

Thanks mods.



I shall now email grundislav, cornjob, and andrew edmark

[jetlag]

Or we could send you messages. Then you film it and also add the steven hawkins like voice of that message being red.

[evenwolf]

the voice has become infamous. I grin in the direction of one francisco..

[jetxl]

I thought it was LGM. Grundy does great voices.

B.T.W. does it has to be funnie or serious.

[Kinoko]

What's this even for? Are you gonna host your own TV show? Are you applying to be on Survivor? Are you going for a key grip job? What?

[DragonRose]

When do you need this by?

[Esseb]

What's this even for?

Yeah, what are you for? You didn't come with any instructions.

[evenwolf]

To answer your questions:

Why:

This is a character/skill assessment tape that is similar to the ones you would see on "Survivor,"Ã,  However, the position is for a network and not a particular series. I am applying to be aÃ,  Digital Correspondent.  I would write segments, host segments, and edit them all over the US and perhaps the world.  Therefore I feel these shots with AGSers around the world will appeal to the reviewing board.

When:Ã, 

As soon as possible.Ã,  My application/ supplements need to be in by the 15th.Ã,  However, I need to edit this so I really really really prefer before the 10th.

Again, please by October 10th!Ã,  I will put a finished version online for all agsers to see.

[edmundito]

Would you like some footage from the great foreign land of Arkanssa?

[evenwolf]

Answer:  YES

Just think of something Arkansassy.... like a dirty old motor home or something.