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Title: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: DGMacphee on Sat 28/08/2004 07:28:20
... they decide to release a new OS!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200408/s1187204.htm
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: shbaz on Sat 28/08/2004 07:32:04
They do it every few years somehow or another.. I'm surprised at how long XP has lasted (and will continue to last until 2006). I guess they're going with the rate of PC development.

A recap since 95..

95, 98, Me (1999), 2000, XP [and somewhere in there there's NT]

I mean, look at that.. for three years they released an OS each year, albeit only slightly modified.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: MrColossal on Sat 28/08/2004 07:33:06
""We've had to make some trade-offs to deliver the features corporate customers, consumers and OEMs are asking for in a reasonable time frame," said Jim Allchin, group vice president of the Platforms Group at Microsoft."


Ahhhh yes... Trade offs are a good thing! Can't wait!
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: shbaz on Sat 28/08/2004 07:36:04
Quote from: MrColossal on Sat 28/08/2004 07:33:06
""We've had to make some trade-offs to deliver the features corporate customers, consumers and OEMs are asking for in a reasonable time frame," said Jim Allchin, group vice president of the Platforms Group at Microsoft."


Ahhhh yes... Trade offs are a good thing! Can't wait!

And somehow, it seems perfect that he was so quick to add this:

Quote"Our long-term vision for the Windows platform remains the same."
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Czar on Sat 28/08/2004 14:20:35
I know the local pirats are selling Longhorn beta...
That is like, old news?

Nevermind, more system crashing after a year of using their OS!

C.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Sam. on Sat 28/08/2004 14:26:40
has anyone got any screenshots of this longhorn thingy? Is it going to be like a 95 to 98 thing where it looks basically the same but works slightly different?
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Barbarian on Sat 28/08/2004 16:32:08
A few Sneak Peek screenshots of Longhorn over here:
http://www.winsupersite.com/showcase/longhorn_4029.asp
and here:
http://www.jordanautomations.com/longhorn-screenshots.html

Do a Google for "Windows Longhorn Screenshots" and you'll find tons more.
Doesn't really look so different than XP overall, but does have some new features/thingys added too that look a bit different as well.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Sylpher on Sat 28/08/2004 17:06:01
The design of the toolbars makes me want to puke.. They damned well better have a "Turn the annoying resource hogging "features" off" button.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: TerranRich on Sat 28/08/2004 17:26:13
And what the HELL is up with some of the title bars? The title bar is blank and instead the title is in the window itself.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Pesty on Sat 28/08/2004 17:55:26
Longhorn? Seriously, they named the OS Longhorn? I believe this is some sort of joke and refuse to believe it exists until my dad buys four copies and makes me install one on my computer.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: BerserkerTails on Sat 28/08/2004 18:21:24
Pesty: Longhorn is the codename of the new OS. It'll probably be changed to "Windows: XP 06" or "Windows: FU" or some other random abbriviation by the time it's released.

This page lists all the Windows products and their codenames: http://www.phm.lu/Documentation/Windows/Codenames.asp

Windows 3.1 = Windows Janus
Windows 95 = Windows Chicago

Etc...
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Pesty on Sat 28/08/2004 18:42:26
Quote from: BerserkerTails on Sat 28/08/2004 18:21:24
Pesty: Longhorn is the codename of the new OS. It'll probably be changed to "Windows: XP 06" or "Windows: FU" or some other random abbriviation by the time it's released.

This page lists all the Windows products and their codenames: http://www.phm.lu/Documentation/Windows/Codenames.asp

Windows 3.1 = Windows Janus
Windows 95 = Windows Chicago

Etc...

They need more creative people working at Microsoft.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: rodekill on Sun 29/08/2004 06:58:14
Isn't this supposed to be the release where they change how the file system works, thereby ruining everything?
I read that somewhere, so it must be true.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: shbaz on Sun 29/08/2004 08:33:56
Quote from: rodekill on Sun 29/08/2004 06:58:14
Isn't this supposed to be the release where they change how the file system works, thereby ruining everything?
I read that somewhere, so it must be true.

If you read the article, they decided not to impliment the WinFS.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Ishmael on Sun 29/08/2004 15:45:02
I read somewhere that they're getting rid of the icon basedness or something... like the whole OS becoming a damn big start menu???

Microsoft is going way too far here... I'll stick to 98 as long as the cd is intact.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: MrColossal on Sun 29/08/2004 20:40:28
I think people should stop "reading somewhere" and just wait for the thing.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Andail on Sun 29/08/2004 23:07:02
I read somewhere that Eric is such a wise-guy
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: DGMacphee on Sun 29/08/2004 23:39:48
It must be true if you read it somewhere!

That Eric is going way too far here... I'll stick to Feurstein 98 as long as the cartridge is intact.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: remixor on Sun 29/08/2004 23:47:50
Man, I remember waiting for Windows Chicago...
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: LGM on Mon 30/08/2004 00:40:30
I read somewhere that there used to be a time when people were grateful for upgrades....

I always thought it was a myth.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Ishmael on Mon 30/08/2004 08:23:00
...and I remember it was a Finnish computer magazine... but it was like a long time ago... it had screenshots there too. No icons on the desktop to be seen...
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Janik on Tue 31/08/2004 20:46:13
... I remember watching a newstory in 1995 where they showed the first person in the world to buy Windows 95 (some kid in New Zealand who waited at the door till midnight)... I always imagine him rushing to his 486 and trying to install it, and then the very next day going "bleh, this windows 95 is a piece of crap!"...Ã,  ;D
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Evil on Tue 31/08/2004 21:51:13
I'm glad Microsoft is getting around to fixing XP, because thats pretty much what it is. The "features" look nice, but the title bars make me want to vomit, along with Sylpher.
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: LGM on Wed 01/09/2004 01:03:15
I just disable themes.. Saves 12 MB of RAM and looks cleaner..
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: Phemar on Wed 01/09/2004 12:53:36

TEH GR4D3INT5!!!
What's up with that?

A beta version being sold on the black market, eh?

What could possibly be worse? I mean, windows with all it's current bugs in non-beta stage ... then Windows bound to have 10x more bugs in Beta-Stage!
Title: Re: Just when you thought there weren't enough nerdy jokes about Microsoft...
Post by: LGM on Wed 01/09/2004 21:36:05
It's actually still Alpha...