In the tradition of really vulger thread ideas, this has to be near the top.
Post your kill count, or in other words, the number of girls or guys you have has sexual intercoarse with.
7.
There, that wasn't hard now was it. If you feel like feel free to include some stories...
/me is really running out of ideas...
Pirate Jack, you dirty, dirty man.
My number is 3 (including my current girlfriend).
My number is 0, and I hope it stays like that for awhile, because im not getting married very soon. Yes I believe in marriage!
There was something about the internet... oh yeah! Everyone (provided access to the technology) can see it! I shall not partake, but am eager to see the responses AGSers "round off".
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Quote from: Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! on Wed 07/04/2004 18:24:06
My number is 3 (including my current girlfriend). For some reason, my girlfriend thinks that numbers too high and gets angry at me for the other two women I've slept with in my life (even though her number is more than twice mine, some of the guys she wasn't even dating... now that makes ME mad...).
But my wife gets jealous and angry that I kissed and held hands with some other girls when I was a teenager. Imagine if I'd done anything more! But then I was the first guy she ever kissed...
Quote from: Minimi on Wed 07/04/2004 18:32:45
My number is 0, and I hope it stays like that for awhile, because I'm not getting married very soon. Yes I believe in marriage!
I believe we all believe in marriage too, I think you mean to believe in abstinence, and waiting till marriage to have sex. Which is what I thought to, when I was 10.
Not that I am knocking your beliefs at all. I think its all the better that you are keeping it in your pants. More people should.
My number is 0.. Because I believe in abstinence too! Not because girls think I'm yucky!
0.. Unless getting dry-humped by a hillbilly counts..
I admire people who are brave/strong enough to hold out until marriage. Power to you.
However, I equate that to buying a car without test driving it first.
As for my number? Well .. "A gentleman, does not discuss such things."
230. And they were all hookers. Apart from you LGM; yes, I was that hillbilly.
Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Wed 07/04/2004 22:10:44
0.. Unless getting dry-humped by a hillbilly counts..
I second LGM. Zero unless unconsensual dryhumping from a hick counts as sex.
Arch: The hillbilly thing is no joke. Heh, I saw it.
@_@
Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Wed 07/04/2004 22:10:44
0.. Unless getting dry-humped by a hillbilly counts..
You bastard LGM, I almost choked on my Coco-Pops when I saw that.
Anyway, mines 4...
Hehehehehehehe... Good topic PJ...
I think that Darth is right... a gentlemen does not talk of that, but I'm in deep love with Lorena and I can say that, if everything goes ok, she'll be the only for now and the future. :D
Aka, Far's killcount it higher then C Leks, if you know what I mean. ;)
One for me...but I met my wife early and was one of those artsy fartsy Teens that was more focused on my creative diversions than getting down with all the fine, sexy ladys crawling all over me.....
But if I wasn't married now, let me tell ya, I'd be going down to get tested at the clinic everyweek, oh yeah!
2
The ex wife
and the current wife....
Do I count? if so thats 3...
And a carebear once...... don't ask....
A whooping 0 for me. This was the perfect timing for a masturbation joke but I think Alynn beat me too it...to the joke that is..
I've come close, but no cigar.
I used to tell people I was saving myself, or just didn't believe in sex before marriage. I'm going to come clean.. I was a nerd, and no girls with any self-respect would have slept with me. After a while I lost faith in the intelligence of women as a whole and decided I couldn't really imagine enjoying a long-term relationship.. then I went to college. The girls are smart and plentiful here, but still no cigar. I don't really know why anymore, I just don't want to. Championing the rights of gay people hasn't helped rebut the comments like, "Maybe you'd enjoy men better," but that's not the case either, haha.
7 isn't such a large number if you knew the people I know..
Quote from: shbazjinkens on Thu 08/04/2004 05:37:12
I've come close, but no cigar.
no girls with any self-respect would have slept with me.
well there's your problem... you have to get the girls with no self respect, obviously.
do what Las does and troll the suicide wards of hospitals, easy pickin's!
Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 08/04/2004 05:42:49
do what Las does and troll the suicide wards of hospitals, easy pickin's!
If I wasn't laughing so hard, I'd say something like "that's mean..."
But I
am laughing, so I guess i won't...
My number is 0. Abstinence is teh bomb. Not only does it take huge huge amounts of mental power, but it also asserts my religious beliefs, which is even bombier.
Fin.
Hah, in most cases people are holding out for marriage. In LGM's case, he's just unlucky. ;D
3 for me. 1 and 2 were girlfriends at the time, 3 was a threesome... /me says nothing more...
Damn you, terran.
I would love a threesome, even though that sounds like the most totally immorral thing in the world...
Heh, not this one; the third person was a guy (but a good friend and we did nothing to each other, don't worry). I won't bore you with the details ::) but it was less of a perverted orgy-fest, and more of an experience between good friends. I wouldn't have done anything differently, looking back.
you could never bore me, terran... ;)
I would come up with teh numbers - if it weren't called "killcount" that is. Doesn't that bother anyone? ???
Quote from: miez on Thu 08/04/2004 12:49:23
I would come up with teh numbers - if it weren't called "killcount" that is. Doesn't that bother anyone? ???
Ah! We're between friends, we can have some complicity... ;)
I think reducing your sexual experience to "scores" or "killcounts" kinda reduces the enigmatic qualities of the experiences.
So, I'm not going to tell you my score. All I can say is my experience has been awesome.
107
and I plan on killing more
I'm sorry about the thread name. What would you prefer. Bonk count? Ragin sex fest count? Shag count?
C'mon, this thread is all in good faith or something.
My experiences have been awsome too.
I can just say, that the chick who's name I cant remember was teh best. Too bad I didnt get her name OR number to have another go...
I am still supriese this thread has not been locked! Here's to you Boyd!!!!
And yes I am drunk!111!!1!!
I think it's cool of those of you who wait until marriage before you do "the thang". It's admirable.
Me, on the other hand, I don't see what's wrong with test-driving the car before you buy it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a slut... I just would not possibly be able to date some one who wanted to wait until we were married.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, it's ok to NOT wait until marriage in my book, just don't go crazy with it and sleep with every person you meet for the hell of it, because that's not very admirable at all. Also, make sure you know the person you're sleeping with, you can't be too careful these days (HIV, herpes, gonnorhea, syphilis, etc).
Quote from: miez on Thu 08/04/2004 12:49:23
I would come up with teh numbers - if it weren't called "killcount" that is. Doesn't that bother anyone? ???
It doesn't really bother me too much... there are worse things PJ could have called it.
1 for Me.
It was my ex-girlfriend, that i dated for over 2 years (1995-1998). But she suddenly dumped me out of the blue. So i've been in a dry spell ever since. Poor me. :'(
I waited until i was 23 to finally get some.
Shawn
hmm, would you really call that a dry spell?
i bet you're swimming in it...
0 here. Im waiting for marraige, plus, im only 17. I'm just now starting to get dates on a regular basis...sex is a loooong way from my mind now
Ain't just there yet. I am not particulary successful with the fairer sex, and the fact that I hardly meet girls due to my dislike of hanging out in crowded places (in fact, I prefer to be with my friends only. If there are strangers in the area I immediately become somewhat closed). I really need a refresh in the girls I know. There wasn't a girl I really liked for a couple years now. Hmm... maybe my sisters friends are ripe for the taking... ;D
Quote from: panda isnt a ninja on Thu 08/04/2004 22:50:57
0 here. Im waiting for marraige, plus, I'm only 17. I'm just now starting to get dates on a regular basis...sex is a loooong way from my mind now
Oh my stars and garters! A teenage boy who ISN'T thinking about sex? Isn't that an oxymoron? And yes, I am only teasing.
The number for me is a big whopping 0. Not waiting for marriage or anything, just lacking in opportunity. Go team Me!
Quote from: DragonRose on Thu 08/04/2004 23:34:10
Not waiting for marriage or anything, just lacking in opportunity. Go team Me!
Hey baby.. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
37. I got it going on. Aw, yeah.
this whole marriage thing freaks me out....
is it because of the bible you can't have sex before marriage, or did your parents just say so?
It's not like I'm advocating you should try to get every girl in bed asap, but hey, after some months it shouldn't matter whether you have a ring on your finger or not...you're just humans, if you're in love you should let the love speak, kids!
[internal joke]Oh, and Bruised, I guess I would be number 38 if it weren't for the fact that you prefer your men like your coffee; black and full of aids?[/internal joke]
Quotejust let the love speak
If you want.
I choose not to for biblical reasons, however it's got nothing to do with me being 'holier than thou' or anything. It's purely to affirm a status of trust. I don't have a "problem" with people getting laid, because it is natural in a sense, but I don't believe it's all for love. People don't fall in love with 37 different people (not using Bruised's number for any particular reason). That's called lust, and I don't believe in breaking a special bond for someone I 'lust' after...
although I can damn well tell you that if I
could I sure as hell
would....
Quote
Quote37.
Are you being serious, or is this just an obscure Kevin Smith reference?
If you know more about her, you know she's serious.
10 fingers, 10 toes... that's 20...
So tell me, Melly... where did the other 17 come from?
Well, I suppose, in Bruised's case, we should be counting arms and legs... not fingers and toes. That leaves 33...
She has slave midgets you know.
Aha! 33 midgets! That's pretty gross...
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number and Women decrease it (just in general)
I can count the number on one hand (not a masterbation joke) and a couple of times I thought I was in love, but as I found out love is only real if it goes in both directions (to the pub and home)
In my experience, girls talk more to their friends about their sex life than guys talk to their freinds about it, but maybe it's just the fact that girls get more sex.
Also you'll find a lot of people also lie about having waited until marriage, even if they did end up marrying that person (it's all bullshit cause nothing physically changes when you get married [it's psychological, and obviously works to some extent, cause some people still wait till marriage and not when they should {when they feel ready and comfortable about it <which totally contradicts that statement>}) If you're in love there's no reason not to have sex unless you just don't want to, there's nothing religious about it, it's animal instinct (sure you can decide if you want to have sex or not, but the whormones [if she doesn't your doing it wrong {or trying to be quiet cause of the kids or parents}]) <that's not always true either, but you can usually tell when a women is faking if you've seen enough porn, or had too many woman>
Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number
You mean like your ambiguous answer, which could be anywhere from 1 to 5? ;)
Quote from: remixor on Fri 09/04/2004 09:45:28
Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number
You mean like your ambiguous answer, which could be anywhere from 1 to 5? ;)
exactly, I'm not trying to prove anything by giving away too much personal information, It's just a drunk thread by layabout displaying his insecurities.(http://www.imageshack.us/img2/9686/trans2.gif)
Quote from: remixor on Fri 09/04/2004 09:45:28
Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number
You mean like your ambiguous answer, which could be anywhere from 1 to 5? ;)
Or 1 to 31 if he uses binary...
binary is cool...
although it took me months to understand it...
[/gets sidetracked...]
Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number and Women decrease it (just in general)
Wasn't it American Pie 2 that had that rule of three?
Divide a man's number by three to get the real answer and multiply a woman's number to get the real answer.
Which means Bruised has had sex with over 100 people!1!
Note: Stifler got peed on too.
I was completly sober when I created this thread.
And I didnt add or subtract anything to my number.
And I like tasteless threads like this one!
And I have no insecurities! I am a very secure person!
hehe, I was waiting for a response from you, and you don't have to justify yourself, just enjoy yourself.
When it comes down to it, the less people you sleep with the more sex you will probably have. (unless you're a pornstar)
It's all about what you're comfortable with, whether it be 1 or 1001, as long as you're safe
Quote from: DGMacphee on Fri 09/04/2004 15:13:18
Divide a man's number by three to get the real answer
Does that mean I've only been with 2/3's women?
How the hell do I have 3 kids?
Wait.... MAYBE THEY AREN't MINE!!!
/me goes to find his wife...
@*#!
'Twas only a matter of time before there was a thread that I could not participate in...
He he, did m0ds reply to this thread already? :D
:P
Quote from: Pirate Jack on Fri 09/04/2004 16:14:15
I was completly sober when I created this thread.
And I didnt add or subtract anything to my number.
And I like tasteless threads like this one!
And I have no insecurities! I am a very secure person!
You can't get it up, can you?
This will probably end up in Teh Wrong Hands, but what the heck. I trust you people, don't I? ???
Oh, well - my # is 28.
I guess that's a lot. It doesn't feel like a lot though.
Don't act like you're all reluctant to tell.. We know you're trying to rub it in our faces.
"Oh, gee, I really don't think I w.. SEVEN THOUSAND!! YE-AH!!!!"
Quote from: Scarpia on Sun 11/04/2004 17:33:11
This will probably end up in Teh Wrong Hands, but what the heck. I trust you people, don't I? ???
Oh, well - my # is 28.
You trust us people? The entire internet?
Like Ben said, you were probably itching to tell
By the way, which one is Kevin Smith? I think I may have had him, too...
...
he's chubby... we'll just call him midget #34...
Quote from: Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! on Fri 09/04/2004 08:02:30
Aha! 33 midgets! That's pretty gross...
But remember when keeping score midgets only count as 1/2 a person so thats 16.5 :P