Layer layer Monkey fagget best no slip feed your ass bana clips yeah I bust your head bitch leave u with an oil drip if u got a girl I shoot her in the the throat leave her voice raspy to graphic ill send u a picture so your faget ass grasp it ill call your mother tell her to pre order your fuking casket .so u talk a lot of shit to my boy thinkin u stuff u just a pawn u fuk head u only live to serve your satitfaction u think u tuff and u cute u just flirtin with death straight suicide dnt meurder yourself fuking fruit u look like a bitch east side gansta your pale asss hoe talk all this shxt but cnt bak it up lucky I aint in our face cuzz idbust your ass back to subject id kill u in a heartbeat shoot up everything but the couch seat I keep shootin till I switch and wen the cops find your body it still twich u say stuff but u really dnt mean it uz a bitch wen I crab your hair you'll be kicking & sreamin my words become actions & my actions become promises u wack ass fagget just waist my time but I will find u no wat just sit bak & watch your bak clown loooking ass dude I crank your damn skull
Look, it's another member of SquarePenix!
"This post was automatically edited for text-style spelling"
Amazing :D
M8you Fkin startin?
Who else thinks this is directed at Monkey_05_06 :=
*edit*
Lol, just read this out load and seems it's a rap ;D
"feed your ass bana clips, yeah I bust your head bitch" etc
Was this meant to go in the "Introduce yourself here" thread?
I'd love hear microsoft sam rapping this over a beat :)
I will do you one better (apologies for mic quality):
http://perpendicular-universe.com/vwg%20-%20layer%20layer%20monkey%20fagget.mp3
(NSFW...obviously.)
Quote from: veryweirdguy on Sat 19/06/2010 11:31:21
I will do you one better (apologies for mic quality):
http://perpendicular-universe.com/vwg%20-%20layer%20layer%20monkey%20fagget.mp3
(NSFW...obviously.)
I laughed SO HARD. :D
Quote from: Tuomas on Sat 19/06/2010 11:21:17
I'd love hear microsoft sam rapping this over a beat :)
The robot from ! maychance? Though the guy who did Count Cu... sorry,
Can't, would be fun too!
Awesone VWG! Loving it.
Quote from: geargames on Sat 19/06/2010 05:03:55
bitch wen I crab your hair
I don't think giving crabs to someone is something to boast about, let alone announcing it on the internet.
This thread spawned a sweet rap tune and therefore was worthwhile creating.
This not me nor a member of pub members nor square enix,me & mog.net are the only ones.It is sorta funny...
It's obviously just me then, but I find the original post highly offensive.
Rap or not, it is clearly hate speech and discriminates against various peoples on the grounds of sexuality and gender, amongst others. I don't appreciate seeing abuse of this kind on an otherwise friendly forum (especially one where the minimum age is 16!). At the very least, it violates the first two golden rules.
I have already asked for this to be removed, but I will leave it up to the mods to decide if this is necessary. I am simply putting my opinion on public record.
You're not the only one who finds the original post highly offensive. But it's a stupid hate post and such things aren't the sort of thing that I say "This is very offensive" about because I generally assume normal, balanced people will see them as ignorant bigotry automatically, and I am sure I'm not the only one that thinks this way.
Generally the mods around here are quite efficient at their job - we're used to this now and generally replies to such posts are a bit of fooling around before the thread inevitably gets locked! :)
Quote from: straydogstrut on Sat 19/06/2010 13:49:26
It's obviously just me then, but I find the original post highly offensive.
Rap or not, it is clearly hate speech and discriminates against various peoples on the grounds of sexuality and gender, amongst others. I don't appreciate seeing abuse of this kind on an otherwise friendly forum (especially one where the minimum age is 16!). At the very least, it violates the first two golden rules.
I have already asked for this to be removed, but I will leave it up to the mods to decide if this is necessary. I am simply putting my opinion on public record.
Well, it
might not be just you, but it's so badly written it's just not possible to take it seriously.
And Icey... well, if it is not you, nor mog.net, then
who is it? I do note you don't say you don't know them... and indirect drama is just as bad as direct drama, you know.
Ok...remember back in my neku's new trip topic there was a new member named cosmoschain,well yeah that's him,but its cool its a rap he header somewhere & he thought it would be funny to post it....
If that's true I'm afraid I have the rights to it now. I'm off to EMI!
Never EVER post your art/lyrics on the internet unless you have a copyright for them. This is what happens. :D It' funny how a lame troll ended up making someone millions of moneys.
Listen my raps are all copywritten my hole city knows any action to take them will resuult in taking u to court & fileling a compliant so id advise u not to do tht I am not from square enix dnt kno wtf it is but tht messeage is ment for layer if he's man or bixtch enough is his fault & for the person who said it judges gender fuk u if your a fag then say so u like scrodum then say itt this is wat ima o 2 layer pop tape yah fagget no bars 60 second out pop blow your hole face offf dude tht a blow job and for the 1 who called me a troll grow up bitch asss fool u have tmnt wtf if u aint 16 get the fuk out of ags I dnt care if u been here longer your growth rate stops here kidd ass dude and I aint cosmos personally I hate icey for saying tht I dnt kno who he is but let me tell u somethin icey is a fagget to 4 runing his mouth icey your on my list along with layer & layer your a homophobe u like it u sound like u must have 2 momies u girl lookin cross dressing faget I bet your mom tells u wear your underwear backwards in my book your a failure.
lulz
14 year old rappers posturing are awesome.
I bet his 'AK' goes rat-a-tat-tat
I feel for these kids who think their 'homies' and drugs are more important than their education.
GearGames, are you black?
Surprisingly this is a real song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkc2Bnvynl8
(http://www.sweetslyrics.com/739344.Yung%20Joc%20-%20Drip.html)
I prefer vwg's cover, obviously.
I am not joking: vwug's version is simply BETTER. Again, I am completely honest.
Edit:
Quote from: geargames on Sat 19/06/2010 16:37:17
[...] tmnt wtf ifyou aint 16 get the fuk out of ags I dnt care [...]
This is even better.
You have never met with a lawyer nor have you ever seen a record contract. I feel sorry for you and your obvious lack of an education.
Quote from: straydogstrut on Sat 19/06/2010 13:49:26
It's obviously just me then, but I find the original post highly offensive.
Rap or not, it is clearly hate speech and discriminates against various peoples on the grounds of sexuality and gender, amongst others. I don't appreciate seeing abuse of this kind on an otherwise friendly forum (especially one where the minimum age is 16!). At the very least, it violates the first two golden rules.
Call me crazy but I do believe that was the entire point.
Quote from: Crazy on Sat 19/06/2010 17:15:49
Quote from: straydogstrut on Sat 19/06/2010 13:49:26
It's obviously just me then, but I find the original post highly offensive.
Rap or not, it is clearly hate speech and discriminates against various peoples on the grounds of sexuality and gender, amongst others. I don't appreciate seeing abuse of this kind on an otherwise friendly forum (especially one where the minimum age is 16!). At the very least, it violates the first two golden rules.
Call me crazy but I do believe that was the entire point.
That is called "stating the obvious".
Oh, Icey, in case it wasn't crystal clear, having stuff like this happen does
not help your case, at all.
Weird points made so far:
1)Are you a friend of icey games?
What kind of response do you expect? And what would be your reaction to Yes or No?
Also shouldn't we acknowledge the fact that icey games that he said he'll behave and he has?
And I'm not sarcastic, he has actually decided to listen.
2)Are you black?
The right answer is "Are you 8? Or are you stupid?"
3)From the back of my head Is there a high in trolls and stupid people?
GearGames
First, please fix your glasses they are falling down. Secondly, remove that trousers, you're white and can't rap for shit. Third, the lack of friends and social life should be something you need to fix as soon as possible, cause your life will be miserable. If you're black, you probably are as black as Barack Obama, and its a shame you don't have a black gramma, who would kick your ass and teach you some manners.
Quote from: Dualnames on Sat 19/06/2010 17:40:57
Weird points made so far:
1)Are you a friend of icey games?
What kind of response do you expect? And what would be your reaction to Yes or No?
Also shouldn't we acknowledge the fact that icey games that he said he'll behave and he has?
And I'm not sarcastic, he has actually decided to listen.
Not disagreeing, but Icey
has already said yes, he knows this person! It doesn't help Icey when his friends decide to "help" him like this!
also who the fuck is 'layer'?
I stand by my original response, obvious or not. If no-one says anything, the overall impression - especially to potential new members - is that this kind of hate-speech is acceptable here.
However, I have no doubt that the mods already do a wonderful job, and i'm glad to hear most of you do not agree with the OP's point of view. I know it wasn't to be taken seriously, but that doesn't make it any more acceptable in my opinion. That said, i'm not criticising anyone here. You're each entitled to your own opinion.
I just felt I should redress the balance by expressing my difference of opinion, rather than complaining in private. I'm sorry that my response seems to have fanned the flames a bit, but that was inevitable I guess. Hopefully this topic will be locked soon.
Quote from: straydogstrut on Sat 19/06/2010 17:49:40
I stand by my original response, obvious or not. If no-one says anything, the overall impression - especially to potential new members - is that this kind of hate-speech is acceptable here.
However, I have no doubt that the mods already do a wonderful job, and i'm glad to hear most of you do not agree with the OP's point of view. I know it wasn't to be taken seriously, but that doesn't make it any more acceptable in my opinion. That said, i'm not criticising anyone here. You're each entitled to your own opinion.
I just felt I should redress the balance by expressing my difference of opinion, rather than complaining in private. I'm sorry that my response seems to have fanned the flames a bit, but that was inevitable I guess. Hopefully this topic will be locked soon.
I don't think your response has fanned the flames (at least not in a bad way). The message and the messenger are offensive, with the difference that the messenger himself is a joke. Problem is that those topics last long enough and people that do them think we can't do shit, and they can shit talk as much as they want.
I love all the mods, and they know it. But there's a greek phrase that goes perfect here:
"Οπου δεν πίπτει λόγος πίπτει ράβδος"
Latin:"Post verba, verbera"
English:"Sticks and Carrots"
I'm still waiting for VWGs interpretation of the last rant :D
Maybe he just really hates Photoshop layers, could be an MS Paint guy. Either way, he's quite a silly little punk.
Quote from: Tuomas on Sat 19/06/2010 18:28:46
I'm still waiting for VWGs interpretation of the last rant :D
Haha, me too! Go for it, Guy!
Final Fantasy has a lot to answer for.
Kids today with their hippity-hoppety-doo music and trousers falling down and their caps worn in the wrong direction.
In my days, I remember some age restriction to this very forum. I do believe it was 16. ahhh, those were the days.
But now, look at this place: 14 year olds who act like 7 year olds posting freely and getting quite popular threads. Somethings wrong with this forum I tells ye.
I wish to join the chorus saying that VWGs version of the song that Crazy Person of the Week has tried to quoted is far, far better than the actual song.
Quote from: Bulbapuck on Sun 20/06/2010 01:44:14
Kids today with their hippity-hoppety-doo music and trousers falling down and their caps worn in the wrong direction.
In my days, I remember some age restriction to this very forum. I do believe it was 16. ahhh, those were the days.
But now, look at this place: 14 year olds who act like 7 year olds posting freely and getting quite popular threads. Somethings wrong with this forum I tells ye.
The days when we tried to laugh down trolls on their way out and not just force stupid laughs on them. Where the fuck is
DGMACPHEE DAMNET!! I CALL YOU ALL MIGHT TO FEAR THEM ALL OUT! I PASS THE RITUAL WORDS ON YOU, ONCE AND FOR ALL TO COME AND SEND THEM TO OBLIVION! I ASK YOU TO BURN YOUR WRATH ON THEIR HEARTS!
I ASK YOU TO BE AS MATURE AND GENTLE AS YOU CAN AND TELL THEM TO
FUCK OFFThis is my personal opinion on the matter. If you don't like it follow the message above. It helps, really it does.
geargames: The next Andy Penis!?
Where's Mods when you need him to make a song dedicated to the troll.
Awesome VWG!
This just needs a chorus to be perfect :D
@Bulbapuck: These are the threads that keeps this place so entertaining ;)
Sorry fellas, I tried to record a follow-up but my microphone officially died. Might be able to get a replacement later in the week, but until then I'll just have to settle for my existing millions in royalties. :(
That said, if anyone else could post a cover/remix I'd be happy to have a word with the record execs to see if we can get you a deal!
EDIT: Well okay here's a version of the new track, sort of: http://soundcloud.com/veryweirdguy/vwg-feat-robodude-shiny-puppy-melody
:'(
DAAAA-YAM, even wit' no tools VWG smoke those muthas!
I can't say i really have a problem with these posts, they're pointless and a waste of cyber space but hell; they make me laugh ;D
The forum has been pretty dry recently, random topics can spice things up a bit.
I think a mature enough forum can rip a little bit of decent humour out of some silly posts, and that's just what's done here, imo there's no need to go all drow-elf troll hunting :)
Also, VWG, pure awesomeness. I love the synth sound, it's really 90's.
I made a "Normal" Version of the text. Now, somebody has to make a Youtube video sing-along out of it:
Layer Layer, Monkey faggot
Best no slip! 'feed your ass banana clips!
Yeah, I bust your ass bitch
leave you with an oil drip.
If you got a girl, I shoot her in the throat,
leave her voice graspy - too graphic!
I'll send you a picture so your faggot ass'll grasp it!
I'll call you mother, tell her to preorder your fucking casket.
So you talk a lot of shit to my boy,
thinking your stuff, you just pawn your
fuck head, you only live to serve your satisfaction.
You think you're tough and cute;
You just flirtin' with death.
Straight suicide, don't murder yourself
Fucking fruit! You look like a bitch
East side gangsta! Your pale asshole talk all this shit
but can't back it up, lucky I ain't in your face
'cause I'd bust you ass!
Back to subject, I'd kill you in a heartbeat
shoot up everything (but the couch seat)
I keep shootin' till I switch.
And when the cops find your body it's still twitchin'.
You say stuff, but you really don't mean it,
'cause a bitch, when I cancer your hair:
You'll be kickin' and screamin', my words become actions
and my actions become promises, you whackin' ass faggot.
Just wastin' my time but I will find you.
No wait - just sit back and watch your back clown [???] looking ass
DUDE! I CRANK YOUR DAMN SKULL!
A lot of hatered there. What a messed up person this must be :(
Following a discussion in AGS, I suggest we'll call this great song of love and joy:
GearGames ft. MC VWUG
"The Rap Rape Rope*"
*censored by the Federal Anti-political Noncorrectness Office of the AGS Forums, FANO.
(http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2010/06/20/mond7_221.jpg)
Quote from: IRC date=9977995999<NsMn> I think his brains were imploding in that exact moment
<Wonkyth> :D
<NsMn> "fast, I have to go fordward, he's trying to pa - *PUFF* - huh, who am I and why am I running after a ball?"
<bicilotti> or "layer layer monkey fagget"
Um, yeah, I'm relatively sure I don't want my name associated with rape. That's one of my "buttons."
Oh my.
To the people that feel offended:
This is some stupid kid full of pimples in front of a PC. Seriously, aren't there other things to worry about?
I honestly can't fathom how people can get offended by stuff like that. What's wrong with you?
Quote from: straydogstrut on Sat 19/06/2010 13:49:26
It's obviously just me then, but I find the original post highly offensive.
Maybe I could find the original post offensive if I understood a word of it.
*laughs*
Winner, winner, chicken dinner,
This fools rhymes couldn't be thinner,
With grammar to boot, that is atrocious,
I'd like shoot him with knowledge in big ol' doses.
I don't usually like to stoke the coal,
But I'm fighting fire with fire, for this stupid a$$ troll,
Check it, Check it, I know what's best.
Now everyone clap your hands, and play Ace Quest.
-MillsJROSS
/me claps
Quote from: NsMn on Sun 20/06/2010 13:07:13
Layer Layer, Monkey faggot
Best no slip! 'feed your ass banana clips!
Oh boy, these two lines are possibly the greatest bit of any lyrics EVAR!
Seriously - layer layer monkey faggot? Made my day ;D
Troll, troll, obvious troll,
Thinks he's exciting but is really droll,
Puts up his raps like he thinks we care
Thinks we wanna hear what he has to share
This is T to the E to the R to the RAN
Followed by "Rich", you know he's the man
Now I'm not as active as those other guys,
'Cuz everytime I post it's a big surprise
Let's do some productive shit with our time
Instead of making more hateful words rhyme
Let's pray to heaven and pray to the gods
That this won't be turned to a song by Mods!
- Grand Master Dick
Bicilotti. HARDEST LAUGH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Mills, you NEARLY made me spit soda all over my monitor with those phat lyrics.
And speaking of phat, it's time for the Ace Quest rap!
He's BIG
<Chorus> YEAH!
He's Phat
<Chorus> YEAH?
A to the C to the E to the QUEST that spells
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus> Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Play ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>FUCK YEAH!
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Bring on your best to play ACE QUEST! COME ON!
<Chorus>He's Big!
<Chorus>He's got his own gravity, you dig?
<Chorus>He's Phat!
<Chorus>Who's Dat?
<Chorus> ACE QUEST!
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus> Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Play ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>FUCK YEAH!
ACE QUEST!
<Chorus>Uh-huh Uh-huh!
Bring on your best to play ACE QUEST!
WORD.
Hitch, to the Hike, to the guide, to the G.
As Dualnames re-writes the history.
Of the CGA, with that a game that has,
Crawled out of GIP, where the years have past.
And lets not forget the glorious three,
That is Calin, and Ben, and their love for 2D.
And their awesome uncanny ability,
To produce a game that compliments my tea.
That i indulge upon, in my big blue cup.
As i wonder when Markbilly, will re-create 'up'.
In a glorious, intimate pixel form.
From which my love for games was born.
You people are funny...hes not defending me but what he is doing is attacking one of the AGS members.Layer is the last member to comment in the NNT topic.HE is defending his self though.
Lyaer*
but I dunno why I expected your friend to spell it right..
Reverse dyslexia FTW. I keep reading his name as "Layer" too.
Probably because layer is a word and lyaer is gibberish :P
Lyaer, Lyaer: Faggot Monkey - coming this fall on NBC!
Does that mean Lyaer is made...of wood?
Because if he is made of wood, and wood floats, he wouldn't just be a Faggot Monkey but also...
A WITCH!
artist's conception of what Lyaer might look like.
http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_monkey_witch.jpg
Layer layer pants on fayer!
more like "arm on fayer", eh, Mods?
Quote from: NsMn on Wed 23/06/2010 12:57:44
more like "arm on fayer", eh, Mods?
Haha yep ;D
Arm on fyaer!
Quote from: Dualnames on Sat 19/06/2010 17:40:57
Weird points made so far:
1)Are you a friend of icey games?
What kind of response do you expect? And what would be your reaction to Yes or No?
Also shouldn't we acknowledge the fact that icey games that he said he'll behave and he has?
And I'm not sarcastic, he has actually decided to listen.
It's true that icey games has been behaving himself. He has a long post going about some 3D modeling program. Even his posts are a little more legible.
I was deeply confused by "banana clip" until the best dictionary in the world (Google image search) helped me out. Now I'm confused as to why they're even mentioned.
I haven't looked at google images but my read of that was curved bullet containers.