Yeah well, there has been quite a bit of discussion on religious topics... but this article caught my eye...
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14083809/site/newsweek/
should spark some MORE conversation :)
if the bible is true and jesus does return i cant imagine whose side he'll be on.
Well, I'd imagine he'd be on the Christian side. :P
You see, according to Prophecy, the world will supposedly become sort of a unified country called The Global Community. The TGC will be the ones trying to shut out Christianity, and try to bring in a certain branch of Satanism (the branch that claims it doesn't believe there's a Satan. Instead, they believe that they're their own God and can believe what they want to)
Around this time, the Christians that were left behind from the Rapture will be the ones rebelling against TGC, and eventually Jesus will come back to help the rebels. (Thus proving once and for all that Jesus is a PUNK! ;D )
This is all open to interpretation though. Biblical prophecy could actually just mean
"Jesus is going to get cheese out of fridge, does God want anything while he's up?"
Quote from: Alliance on Wed 02/08/2006 08:15:31
Well, I'd imagine he'd be on the Christian side.Ã, :P
You see, according to Prophecy, the world will supposedly become sort of a unified country called The Global Community. The TGC will be the ones trying to shut out Christianity, and try to bring in a certain branch of Satanism (the branch that claims it doesn't believe there's a Satan. Instead, they believe that they're their own God and can believe what they want to)
Around this time, the Christians that were left behind from the Rapture will be the ones rebelling against TGC, and eventually Jesus will come back to help the rebels. (Thus proving once and for all that Jesus is a PUNK!Ã, ;D )
This is all open to interpretation though. Biblical prophecy could actually just mean
"Jesus is going to get cheese out of fridge, does God want anything while he's up?"
thats looks like the biggest cliche of all time, imo i doubt jesus wanted everyone to absolutely obsessively worship him, he wanted to be good and help those who needed help, and the ones who NEED help aren't the American Christians, because we've got President 'Shit-for-brains' Bush and his big A-Bombs to help slaughter 'our' enemies.
We all know that the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are called Fountain of Youth, Run Hot, The Legend of the Lost Lagoon and The Legend of Leitor's Edge. When you see any of them appear, you know that hell has frozen over and the end of time is nigh.
Time Out must be jesus!
That makes you Jesus's creator!
Quote from: SSH on Wed 02/08/2006 15:44:58
That makes you Jesus's creator!
So, who would win in a fight? Mr. Collosal or Lemmy?
Bt
Quote from: SSH on Wed 02/08/2006 10:04:19
We all know that the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are called Fountain of Youth
So... that would make m0ds the antichrist? ???