Let's rewrite the english language

[Raggit]

Wats poobungies???

[Alexis Vale]

I just remembered something. In the article "What is and Ain't Grammatical", Dave Barry makes fun of the English language. He says that the colonists who came to America they rebelled against the British grammer in the Declaration of Independence. He says that they deliberately misspelled words. Dave Barry also has a lot of other amusing things to say in that article.

Here it is (search for "What is and Ain't Grammatical"):
http://www.pacificsoundcraft.com/sbarta/nitpick.html

[Paper Carnival]

Keep it at-least somewhat readable, of the Gestapo will be 'round to bust up this rally like a highschool kegger!

Gouot de f<bep> gouaz rong gouith mae krap?

What the f<beep> was wrong with my crap?

[earlwood]

for thiz tuu axuallee work wee wood haf tuu post something to be re ritten, and tha next peirsun wood post the reviezed verzun along with something for tha next peirsun to 'Re-Ryet'