She choked to death on a plastic bag.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm
A sad day for all :'(
Edit: Haha I just got the 'Kid' joke
So then, would one have to marry his hand if he should masturbate in public?
You're right, masturbation and bestiality are the same.
Bestiality and pre marital sex are different things, but the authorities still used the equivalent ruling in this case. It's amazing how popular the original story was... it was on the top 5 most read news topics for days. It's kind of sad seeing real news consistently lower than the LOL! stories, but probably shouldn't be surprising.
Real news is all about war, death and gun crime.
Light-hearted news is what we need more of to help cheer everyone up on this miserable planet.
Must have been one really hot animal, I guess.
:-X
R.I.P
I want to hear the opinion of an expert.
Helm?
Internet 12:15 - 19
Thou shalt not shaggeth thy animal, but thee may watch a lady being shaggeth by a dog or whatever if you torrentz it. lol! lest your face asplode and your penis be riddled with rabbit-looking goats poo.
Quote from: Pumaman on Thu 03/05/2007 19:30:45
Real news is all about war, death and gun crime.
Light-hearted news is what we need more of to help cheer everyone up on this miserable planet.
And so the planet dooms in the mydst of our cheers...
If people actually knew more, they wouldn't be doing lots of things.
Quote from: Meowster on Thu 03/05/2007 20:27:52
Internet 12:15 - 19
Thou shalt not shaggeth thy animal, but thee may watch a lady being shaggeth by a dog or whatever if you torrentz it. lol! lest your face asplode and your penis be riddled with rabbit-looking goats poo.
I love watching ladies with dogs. ;D
Quote from: radiowaves on Thu 03/05/2007 21:45:27
If people actually knew more, they wouldn't be doing lots of things.
Bull cwap, I could read every book in the world, I could read all magazines, and all the internet, talk to psycoligists and scientests, and the only way it would stop me from doing something stupid, is if I wasted my whole life doing that. which could be considered stupid. Knowledge may be power, but only to a certen degree.
Quote from: Erenan on Thu 03/05/2007 20:10:33
I want to hear the opinion of an expert.
Helm?
Dude should have been more cautious with where he took the goat. I suggest sewers and landfills. Good for the lungs, goat gets to eat, very private.
15 years from now...
Revenge! Revenge!
(http://www.itu.dk/people/hermund/PNGS/goat007.PNG)
If only George Stobbart had thought of this.
Rapist forced to marry, eh?
Thank god he was stopped before he raped again :P