MUhahahaha
INVENTION 1-"i made my self a falmethrower"
i have flamed around my house for 2 weeks now and i think i will share my invention with you guys.
take a supersoaker water gun(or any watergun, thats need to be pumped to shoot) then put gasoline instead of water in tank nad make a litle hole in front using drill or nails.into this hole glue some wire and to the other rend of wire put a pice of cloth thats soaked in gas. pump some pressure into your tank, ignite cloth and shoot.
PS. gasoline you fire, have to fly trough of cloths flame. to burn.
INVENTION 2-"anyone made a vinegar bomb?"
have you ever made a vinegar bomb?do so: go to shop and buy some soda(like flour) and vinegar. take a 0.5l plastic bottle and rub it with sand-paper-weak it(so it wil broke better). pour about 4-6cm of winegar in and do following fastest you have ever:take soda and pour it in about max half a cup.then turn on cap and shake it a bit(if you are a beginner try do not shake)and throw away/to air.
now it should explode. best if you have a airgunn to "defuse"it.if you have waiten about 15 it hasnt exploaded,and if you dont care of bruise go and take it.its harden than rock-woa.throw it couple of times to air again and go home-you shouldv been managed to blow it for a now. if not then shake and trow.
more to come.
Here's some related fun you could try out:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm
You are mad! MAD!!!
Do you know how expensive gasoline is?!?
This has been invented before. I specifically remember some kidnapping movie where a kid used it to act all hero, and directed his fuel jet at a kidnapper who was peacefully having a smoke. The results were predictable.
Quote from: Uku on Sun 05/02/2006 17:13:56
i made my self a falmethrower.
I tried that, but I couldn't get the falmes into the catapult. They just kept wriggling, cute little blighters.
it'll be great fun for you when by accident the flame ignites the stored gasoline in the watergun.
Uh, yeah, gasoline/petrol is probably not the best idea for anything other than fueling vehicles inside a well-assembled engine.
Now, I'm not 100% sure on this, but won't the gasoline compromise the structural integrity of your plastic supersoaker? I believe my cousins did this when we were 8, and I am almost sure we came out of the experience 4 water pistols poorer, but several lessons richer.
Quote from: Helm on Sun 05/02/2006 17:21:12
it'll be great fun for you when by accident the flame ignites the stored gasoline in the watergun.
Wouldn't there need to be oxygen inside the tank for the flame to burn and ignite the gas?
Or are we just trying to scare the kid out of being a complete idiot.
Next thread would be probaly like this:
I am a dragon!!!
Just swallow some gasoline, take a lighter...
Quote from: Chicky on Sun 05/02/2006 17:37:39
Or are we just trying to scare the kid out of being a complete idiot.
Nah, it's better to let natural selection take its course.
Quote from: Pumaman on Sun 05/02/2006 18:05:43
Quote from: Chicky on Sun 05/02/2006 17:37:39
Or are we just trying to scare the kid out of being a complete idiot.
Nah, it's better to let natural selection take its course.
Yeah this was actually what I was thinking. Scar tissue is good learning, better than 'don't do that!' ever was. Death is also ok if you're stupid.
Quote from: Chicky on Sun 05/02/2006 17:37:39
Quote from: Helm on Sun 05/02/2006 17:21:12
it'll be great fun for you when by accident the flame ignites the stored gasoline in the watergun.
Wouldn't there need to be oxygen inside the tank for the flame to burn and ignite the gas?
Err... I think we all agree, (except for Uku) that it is
always very stupid to tamper with gasoline!
So, dear children:
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!!!I hope you will know it now.
And remember: Knowing is half the battle!
G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!
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Wouldn't there need to be oxygen inside the tank for the flame to burn and ignite the gas?
Well when the gasoline is pumped out of the tank what do you suppose is left?
I'm gonna need better instructions. But yeah, read this before all too many times.
Well, RickJ is right. (http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/water-blaster.htm)
One time I was driving and I saw this car broken down on the side of the road. About a mile up the road I saw a guy walking on the side of the road. He was carrying a gas can. (I quickly deduced he ran out of gas, walked to the gas station, and was walking back now with the can ... beside the point)
Anyway ... this brilliant fellow has the gas can in one hand, and in the other? Yeah, a cigarette.
I'm sure Darwin was rollin' over in his grave.
Quote from: RickJ on Sun 05/02/2006 19:00:00Well when the gasoline is pumped out of the tank what do you suppose is left?
Super Soakers form a vaccum in the tank ... is there oxygen in a vaccum? I'm not very knowledgeable about such things, but I seem to recall that there is no oxygen in a vaccum.
Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Sun 05/02/2006 19:03:02
Super Soakers form a vaccum in the tank ... is there oxygen in a vaccum?Ã, I'm not very knowledgeable about such things, but I seem to recall that there is no oxygen in a vaccum.
Oh, very well, it's safe then!
Just keep toying around with gasoline!
Quote from: Uku on Sun 05/02/2006 17:13:56
more to come.
(http://www.insidestunts.com/pics/fireguy.jpg)
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Quite.
Petrol + Supersoaker + flaming cloth = Fun
Hair spray can + Matches = Cheaper Fun
Moltov Coctails = Fun on the highest possible level.
You've got nothing to worry about....
(http://freddysmells.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/freddy.jpg)
But yeah, if your so set of this flamer idea, try a less responsive fuel (Maybe Diesel), gasoline is pretty volitile. Still dumb idea really, go make a potato gun instead....
Here's my invention I tried about 2 years back:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/zor/IMG_06061.jpg)
Deodorant + Candle + Match = Endless fun.
I still have the burnmarks on my carpet to prove it!
Deodorant + Candle + Match + inside house = I hope you have home insurance.
Super Soakers pump air into the tank to presurize it. So there's quite a bit of oxgen in the tank when compressed. BTW, if you put diet cola in a supersoaker it gets a MUCH higher compression because of the caboniation.
Quote from: Zor on Mon 06/02/2006 04:24:32
Deodorant + Candle + Match = Endless fun.
Sounds like a good puzzle for an adventure game.
Quote from: Thomas Voà Ÿ on Mon 06/02/2006 14:44:38
Sounds like a good puzzle for an adventure game.
Runaway ;D
Anyway..... A spudgun is way more fun :D Can shoot a potato several hundred meters
Here (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=0&p=1&f=S&l=50&Query=in%2FMacCormack-Andrew&d=ptxt) are some of my inventions ;)
Show-off!
Petrol + Supersoaker + flaming cloth = Fun-done already
Hair spray can + Matches = Cheaper Fun-tired of it in summer(oh yea, about 2 years ago in when i were in 6 grade in PE. break we(my class) burned deodorant in shower room.
Moltov Coctails = Fun on the highest possible level.-made few of these to(just brns nothing else zzZzz(IMO))
PS:aneyone made a working spudgun?
ok I am not an idiot(ofcourse my sister says i am, but she is as much as him and she is a fkn BRAINIAC!(actualy too smart for 18 years old GIRL))
i?ll try to come up with a home page what do not do(soon as friend gets digicamera). Ther i(like in brainiac-awsome show)show you what do not to try to do at home. haha (i have Hunter S. Fulghums book "Don`t try this at home"-so cool book you should chek it out)
dont worry:
I AM NOT AN IDIOT(we`ll argue about that :P), AND I AM LIKE (not realy just like) PROFFESIONAL(i have messed with KNO3,C,S mix=Black powder for 5 years(got ingredients in 2000). bla-bla-blaa.I have foo... experimented with eVery kind of sh..things that burn faster than mach for 6 years, so i do know what do do and what do not do do(ARGH soo much do-s).I AM SMART ENOUGH TO NOT ROLL IN GAS AND JUNP OWER FIRE. SO STOP MAKNG FUN OVER ME!!!! (you may if you are proffesional pyrotechic)
thois thread is not for humiliating me. this is for peapole who are interested in like these kind of things.
you may ask and if i know how, il try to help.
PS!GAS cost 13EEK in estonia(13 Kroons are 0.8 euros)for an example lets say in germany petrol costs about 1.5 euros so its about19kroons in estonia, and 19-(minus)13kroons is 6 kroons about 0.5 eur. so gas would be 0.5euros sheaper here.(whole half euros!!!)
diesel(if you know how diesel engines work, may ignite/explode if compressed(and you wil compress air, taht compresses diesel if pumping pressure))dont burn fast enough. i use about 1L of gas il mix some oli in so it wil be thicker and burns slower(a bit, or else it burns too fast-doh logic) and some denatured alcohol to soften gas up a bit. mixure: 1l-gas+0.5dl-oil+1/5l-denatured alcohol=adulterated,thicken gas that burns with best speed(newer measured ingredients.always a bit of this and a bit of that)
STOP MAKING FUN OVER ME!!
Next up, Uku's detailed guide on how to impress & join Al Q'eada.
This forum is smelly, and thats not the smell of gasoline!
Quote from: Uku on Mon 06/02/2006 18:33:26
PS:aneyone made a working spudgun?
Yes i did actually. And it worked like a jumpin' jackrabbit! And some more fun is making a smoke bomb...
Quote from: Uku on Mon 06/02/2006 18:33:26
STOP MAKING FUN OVER ME!!
Why?
you are after all a professiona... You should be able to cope with it! ;)
Quote from: Uku on Mon 06/02/2006 18:33:26
AND I AM LIKE... PROFFESIONAL
I AM SMART ENOUGH TO...JUNP OWER FIRE
STOP MAKNG FUN OVER ME
thois thread is for peapole who are interested in like these kind of things.
I find this amusing :) But don't take it too seriously, I assume you have seen this? http://www.solardeathray.com/
And you know the catapult they used in LOTR? My friend built that, real size in fact. It was great fun, lauched a stone over 100m far. He has a video of it, but I don't and it's not in the internet, so...
Quote from: Uku on Mon 06/02/2006 18:33:26
STOP MAKING FUN OVER ME!!
Sorry!
Quote from: Tuomas on Mon 06/02/2006 18:58:52
(...)I assume you have seen this? http://www.solardeathray.com/
*gg* Kewl! Like burning ants, but greater!
How did they make that? :o ;D
oh yea.
remember- aneyone wants to make a smoke bomb put40%sugar and 60%pottassium nitrate(look for it in graden suplies shop) star heating and mixin them until you get gold-brownl lookin color. put it in litle pices on paper and stick fuse into it(get it from rockets just pull out:P)aint dangerous.... just an to afful smell do do inside.
you mean that your friend built a blida?i tried it in summer to but it came out doo dangerous(flipin over costantly with his 30kg of weight and if shootilng then you aim tis thing, it ainms himself so i finished messing around with it.
dont you guys ahve a hobby?? etc.yo go to gym:"haha you want to be hulk in the end and take over the world?!?"or your into computers:"ha-you hacer you want to steal all worlds money"-i m sorry i am not cappable of making out fool enough thing. yeap sorry.-and sory for nonsense:(
Uhm a little point for people worrying about there being enough oxygen to ignite the fuel.
Please don't tell me you want the fuel to ignite inside the gun. The fuel is supposed to ignite AFTER it leaves gun ie. outside where there is plenty of oxygen to help ignition.
That is all. You may continue.
yes forgot it.
doesnt count how much oxigen is inside the tank(it wont exploade-peapoles worry fire goes in from hose)cause its burning outside.-takes oxigen from air.just do so:
put a burning candle somewere and shoot it whit casoline. because gas wil be innited outside it takes oxiqen from air.(if you would be estonian i would expain it better).but i hope you get it.
it burns outside the tankso it gets is oxigen wrom air.
look first post of this topic, a new well-known invention in my town.
Why is no-one listening to me?!?
The dog consisted of dolomite!!!
Quote from: Thomas Voà Ÿ on Mon 06/02/2006 14:44:38
Sounds like a good puzzle for an adventure game.
Hehe it actually is a puzzle in my (forever) upcoming game, Flaccid Carnage!
Quote from: Oneway on Tue 07/02/2006 12:50:34
Uhm a little point for people worrying about there being enough oxygen to ignite the fuel.
Please don't tell me you want the fuel to ignite inside the gun. The fuel is supposed to ignite AFTER it leaves gun ie. outside where there is plenty of oxygen to help ignition.
That is all. You may continue.
I think the point of what people were saying is that if there was oxygen in the tank, combined with the very real danger of flame reaching the inner tank, you could possibly create a small explosion due to the compressed gas suddenly igniting. Super Soakers aren't industrial strength flame throwing machines, and they are meant to expel water, so there is a good chance that the fire can quickly travel up the fuel and reach the tank.
A good example of this for me would be this:
A few years (10 or so) I was burning wood in a fireplace for heat. I had gone and cut a bunch of lumber and had bark all over my yard as a side effect. I tryed burning the bark in a barrel, but it wouldn't stay lit so I put some diesel fuel on it, all was good. Then I ran out and decided to try gas. It was some old gas I kept around for a weedwacker so it was a good mix of oil and gas. I would chuck it on the fire in quick little tosses, because the flames would chase up the fuel towards me if I didn't. In the end I ended up with a burning gas can, because of how quickly it ran up the fumes.
When I was in Jr. High some kid in the class one year back poured a bunch a gasoline on a piece of card board and lit it. He ended up buring off his eye brows and comming to school looking funnier than hell and earned the nick name Ding-a-Ling which for all of you forigners pretty much means "retarded bastard".
When I was much older I worked on truck scales for awhile. There was a truck stop in Pensylvania where our company had a coin operated scale which we serviced from time to time. Across the road there was a little was a little truck mechanics shop with which we had some dealings. It was owned by an individual who did most of the work. On one aocassion when a colleague and my self were assigned to go there to work on our scale we noticed that the shop was burned down to the ground. We inquired about it and were told that the owner was asked to repair a stainless steel gassoline tanker. Apparently he had asked the drive to empty the tank before he did any welding. Ufortunately the tank was full of gasoline and air mixture. Shortly after the wekding began the tank exploded and engulfed the little shop in flames. The owner who was doing the welding sustained 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body but managed to survive for about a week before he died from his injuries.
You can keep playing with your super soaker and gasoline if you want but if you manage to burn yourself up I hope they put the word "Dumbuass" on your epitaph. :=
im am 15 and i (theoretycly)know more about than you. flame gant get in the supersoaker.
look zor?s picture if you get the idea of invention you see flame isnt stuck to plastik but satrts till mach.
if you fire supersoaker, first gas isnt going in line(DONT YOU LOOK MYTHBUSTERS, THATS WHY YOU DONT DIE WHILE PEEING ON 3-rd RAIL)(anyway its not from mythbusters-(following))-its going in pieces-in the end ang going with that kind of speed flame cant climb up cause gun spits it out. yes if you pore some gas from gup to fire cup wil start burning. cause it makes a constant line.
also it cant ignite the tank cause it doesnt have any air in "hoses". for and example. if i shoot a bit(till tank is almost emty) it shoots a gas pufs, that burn fast and near. caue it comes out firh pressure its impossible to explode it "in-tank".
so-gas comes to quick for gas to climb eaven to the head of gun.-ive never managed to burn my gun so how tha F im gona make it explode?
anyway 1-st one who gets to explode his supersoaker, gets/earns my respect.
You call yourself a genius, but you dont sound too smart... You are right, the flame would have a hard time getting into the soaker. But, most supersoakers, usually leak. And if the gasoline is leaking all over, for example, your arm, without you noticing it, you could easily get some 2rd and 3rd degree burns. And if the flame reaches the gasoline soaked super soaker, it could easily blow up, if the plastic melts, because of the pressurized gasoline inside.
EDIT: Touchè
You shouldn't use the word theoretically if you can't spell it correctly.
I'm not going to get into it, let me just say don't say we didn't warn you when you're set aflame and you blow your living room up.
Quote from: Pesty on Wed 08/02/2006 20:33:26
You shouldn't use the word theoretically if you can't spell it correctly.
I'm not going to get into it, let me just say don't say we didn't warn you when you're set aflame and you blow your living room up.
For some reason after reading this, I thought of you yelling "Hey, you damn kids get off my lawn!" Heh...
Come on guys, let the kid have some fun, the hell with reason or the instinctaul desire to continue living unmaimed...
Quote from: Squinky on Tue 07/02/2006 16:46:03
A good example of this for me would be this:
A few years (10 or so) I was burning wood in a fireplace for heat. I had gone and cut a bunch of lumber and had bark all over my yard as a side effect. I tryed burning the bark in a barrel, but it wouldn't stay lit so I put some diesel fuel on it, all was good. Then I ran out and decided to try gas. It was some old gas I kept around for a weedwacker so it was a good mix of oil and gas. I would chuck it on the fire in quick little tosses, because the flames would chase up the fuel towards me if I didn't. In the end I ended up with a burning gas can, because of how quickly it ran up the fumes.
Haha..The same thing happened to me! Ran out of diesel, so decided to use some petrol. This was INSIDE my house, so the effects were a bit louder. I got treated to a nice BOOOM, fortunately I was not otherwise affected.
Quote from: Squinky on Wed 08/02/2006 21:07:33
Come on guys, let the kid have some fun, the hell with reason or the instinctaul desire to continue living unmaimed...
It's not the fact that he has fun with fire that bothers me. What bothers me is that he is claiming the title of the brightest 15 year old on earth, when he obviously is not.
I just nominated Uku for a Darwin Award (http://www.darwinawards.com/). Here is the text of my nomination. I don't know what they will do with it but I'm sure Uku is bound for infamy.
QuoteDear Wendy,
I would like to nominate a 15 year old male from Estonia, I only know as Uku for a future Darwin Award. He hasn't managed to die yet but I think it's a pretty safe bet he's not going to collect an old age pension.
Let's just listen to his own words he published on AdventureGameStudio's forum recently:
"I made myself a flame thrower. I have flamed around my house for 2 weeks now and I think I will share my invention with you guys.
Take a supersoaker water gun(or any watergun, thats need to be pumped to shoot) then put gasoline instead of water in tank nad make a litle hole in front using drill or nails. Into this hole glue some wire and to the other rend of wire put a pice of cloth thats soaked in gas. pump some pressure into your tank, ignite cloth and shoot."
In response to many warnings about the obvious danger Uku says:
"Dont worry,
I AM NOT AN IDIOT(we`ll argue about that Tongue), AND I AM LIKE (not realy just like) PROFFESIONAL(i have messed with KNO3,C,S mix=Black powder for 5 years(got ingredients in 2000). bla-bla-blaa.I have foo... experimented with every kind of sh..things that burn faster than mach for 6 years, so i do know what do do and what do not do do(ARGH soo much do-s).I AM SMART ENOUGH TO NOT ROLL IN GAS AND JUNP OWER FIRE. SO STOP MAKNG FUN OVER ME!!!! (you may if you are proffesional pyrotechic)
though is thread is not for humiliating me. this is for peapole who are interested in like these kind of things."
I know that Darwain awards are usually given posthumously but I don't think there is any doubt that this guy will ever live long enough to procreate. For this reason I would like to nominate him to recieve a Darwin Award even though he has not yet departed this world.
If you would like more information the original forum post is here:
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=24939.0
or you could ask Uku directly at his emial adress here: uks12@hot.ee
Best regards
RickJ
Uku, this is a motherly figure speaking, and as young as I am I might as bloody well be that given your ridiculously low age in this matter.
Stop fucking around with fire and get back to school!!
I don't care how clever you think you are, you're FIFTEEN YEARS OLD! You've barely graced double digits and no matter how much you claim to be a professional, you're FIFTEEN YEARS OLD so I very much doubt you have any qualifications whatsoever to deal with fire and explosives. The very fact you wrote about your little "experiment" on a forum saying "Here's how you too can do this amazing feat with a children's toy water gun!" is completely and utterly unprofessional in itself. In fact, it's nothing but bloody fucking stupid.
You are not a professional, you are a 15 year old cocky-ass boy who probably gets decent grades in science class (I assume you can manage to put a sentence together in your native language) and thinks he knows everything. You can't just go around saying that the Myth Busters would back you up here. You know what they'd say to you? Nothing. They'd call you mother up and say, "Jesus christ, do you have any idea what sort of dangerous crap your son is up to?". They'd be horrified. They would not think you were cool at all. On that matter, do you have any idea how qualified those guys are? Insanely. They are insanely qualified professionals who know in immense amount about just about everything, and yet they -still- get injured and put themselves at serious risk of death sometimes when their experiments don't go according to plan, or when they get too cocky themselves.
They always have people there ready to help them with med-kits if need be. They always have people to drive them to the hospital and above all, they would never, EVER be so stupid as to put gasoline in a freaking childrens toy and run around igniting it without insane amounts of protection.
You are a stupid child and you need to grow up. If you have an interest in fire, go study and do these experiments the proper way, in uni, after your professor okays it as the topic for your next assignment. You tell me when that happens, because I'd love to see anyone allow such a stupid thing to be done, especially by someone who would be as irresponsible as to post the methods to these things on an internet forum for adventure game makers.
Get to bed.
EDIT: Rick - nice ^_^ *high five!*
Rick!!! Hahaha!! Thats extremely funny :D Hope he gets it! :P
I hope you're not planning on learning to fly next.
I also saw on a web site where a couple of guys made a flame thrower with a supersoaker, but i think they used rubbing alcohol instead. Does rubbing alcohol even burn when mixed with a flame? On the bottles of rubbing alcohol we use at work, it does say it is flammable. Try it, and let us know.
Quote from: m0ds on Thu 09/02/2006 00:36:36
Rick!!! Hahaha!! Thats extremely funny :D Hope he gets it! :P
you hope he dies?
Quote from: Uku on Wed 08/02/2006 20:02:53
I'm am 15 and i (theoretycly)know more about than you. flame gant get in the supersoaker.
look zor?s picture if you get the idea of invention you see flame isnt stuck to plastik but satrts till mach.
if you fire supersoaker, first gas isnt going in line(DONT YOU LOOK MYTHBUSTERS, THATS WHY YOU DONT DIE WHILE PEEING ON 3-rd RAIL)
You're really smart, Uku! Don't let us stupid unbelievers make you think otherwise. Playing with fire and gas is the way to go, no matter what the people on these forums say. After all, we only make computer games, what could we possibly know that you don't? You're 15, after all.
Just make sure that you say good-bye to your parents and friends before you try your little flamethrower next time.
seems like peapoles arent that different-(first i tought otherways) its so one person have to say something and then everyone gets their courage and starts to foolin aroud too-to seem Cool in front of first-dump-post-makers eyes.
...nd i (theoretycly)know more about than you. flame-my writeing mistake it was mentioned to be a ? qestion
vict0r-bad supersoakers they sell there, none of mine or my friends leak.
you should be an extra fool if you am trying to pump pressure into leaking supersoaker-if you have leaking gun, dont use it as flamethrower.
Persty-im doing it outside and oh my english is bad. lets see how good you write if you have learned 4 years Estonian.
vict0r(again)-did i saiyd im a genious or brightest kid in world-NO.-donyt make oviousy fool conclusions.
oh rickyJ-you are :"igavene sitapea ja sitanikerdis, ennekõige haige AJUKÃ,,BUS, KES IGAST ASJAST SUURE NUMBRI TEEB!" .i think im gonna nominate you to there as biggest grammaticaster in universe.(m0ds il ad you into to as his biggest suporter and magnager/fan/sidekick)
kinoko(or what ever i dont actualy care)-i sit 37 hour in school in week(syster in gymnasyum 4 hours more-just sayd she have same amout lessons as I)-ive ever sayd im a proffesional?!i sayd im LIKE proffesional (i have yust a car like that at home(points to ferrary)but olny dirrerent)-and if you have too samll brain dont try to do theese things.
domino-where do i get alcohol? im 15 you have to be 18 to buy it. and i think you are flying before me(not a threat)
Traveler-human who is open-minded.seems there are some protsent in world that doesnt think like those above.-you have all my respect and gratitude for cheering me up while making this post.im gona do what you suggested.(ignore them)-oh but i wont say good-bye before i go, ill sey see-ya-later.
I can't read that shit. (Is there a Babelfish for this sort of thing?)
I doubt you can translate from gibberish.
Quote from: Kinoko on Thu 09/02/2006 12:39:21
I can't read that shit. (Is there a Babelfish for this sort of thing?)
Nah... Babelfish does not translate Ferrari into Ferrary...
Kinoko, it roughtly translates as:
You only mock me becuase someone else mocked me first.
The previous thing where I said I know more than you was actually a question.
victor: you must have a bad supersoaker becuase mine doesn't leak, I advise not usinging leaking supersoakers as a flamethrower. Also, I am not a genius.
Pesty: I use my flamethrower outside and it's OK for me to write unintelligible gibberish becuase you haven't learned any Estonian.
RickJ and m0ds: You are pedantic
kinoko (or whatever your name is despite this being actually spelled correctly): I am a schoolkid and my sister studies more than me, so I am not professional, but I have a large enough brain to be able to make flamethrowers. I also have a Ferrari car at home.
Domino: Where can I get alchohol when I am underage? I am not going to learn to fly.
Traveler: I am unable to appreciate irony.
So bad that uku showed up a little too late. If this thread was up around 29th of December by now Fluke would have a worthy contestant in the worst newbie/noob category... :-\
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h rickyJ-you are :"igavene sitapea ja sitanikerdis, ennekõige haige AJUKÃ,,BUS, KES IGAST ASJAST SUURE NUMBRI TEEB!" .i think I'm gonna nominate you to there as biggest grammaticaster in universe.
Thanks man. I have a big grammaticaster because I'm Itailian. Oh, and btw, here is some of your competition.
Fire Breather (http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/new/pending20060204-092759.html)Quote
I can't read that shit. (Is there a Babelfish for this sort of thing?)
The way I read it he is saying that he speeds about 37 hous a week at school. He goes to the gym to do something with his sister a few hours a week. He never claimed to be a professionall he is just pretending to be one.
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Rick - nice ^_^ *high five!*
*** Rick winks right eye, gives high five, and in an Autin Powers voice says "Yeah baby!" :=
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RickJ and m0ds: You are pedantic
SSH I don't know what pendantic means but if it means that we have big grammaticasters to shag the chics with, then I'm all for it. ;)
I Ã, figured it'd be nice if I helped a bit ;D
Let's start with basics. After every dot "." comes a capital. LEt''s have an example: "I know. This is why I always do it so." Now note that I left some space between the dot and the capital letter. This is used to make reading it easier.
It is also a must to use a capital I when talking about yourself.
Then let's study some vocabulary, because, man I should know it, there's always mroe and more funnny words for us to learn :D
Ã, 1. A Person is people in plural. so you must say people are, not persons are and certainly not peoples are. That is unless they are defined as certain independent gruops of people. Still I wouldn' say that because it isn't right.
Ã, 2. theoretically, not theoretycly.
Ã, 3. in a word like write, that end with e. as in smile, drive and such, the "continuance form" -ing is written without the e as in writing, driving. smiling....etc.
Ã, 4. Note that it helps the readers if you spellcheck what you have written. Take example: you wrote qestion. Now I reckon even a Spanish midget with lazy eyes would write that after studying 4 years and as you know, let's place there question instead.
Ã, 5. basic grammar. I am, you are, he/she is. We are, You are, They are. basically 6 rules to remember, and by tie you don't have to remember, they're in your spine :)
Ã, 6. Simple rule on the past form. If the senctence already hold the word did, it indicates that the sentence is in past form and thus no other past form is neede nor allowed. Example: "Did I sayed" is wrong... insted: "did I say". Anyway, sayed is wrong too, when the verb ends with a Y, there's no -yed in the past form. Try said instead.
Ã, 7. I assume, that with this sentence: "donyt make oviousy fool conclusions." you meant: "Don't make conclusions that are obviously foolish." A bit off spellchecking here, and the sentence would be readable, am I not right? ;)
Ã, 8. few correct spellings:
Ã, Ã, Ã, -Supporter, not suporter. You support, not suport.
Ã, Ã, Ã, -Manager, not magnager, or at least I've never heard anyone magnage anything.
Ã, Ã, Ã, -it's actually, not actualy... to the word actual, you add the -ly.
Ã, Ã, Ã, -it's Gymnasium... and that's the same as gym afaik.
Ã, Ã, Ã, -amount, not amout... spellcheck spellcheck, shiss-_-
Ã, Ã, Ã, -and it's profassional, not proffesional. Yo uunderstand how rediculous it sound when you claim your almost proffesional and can't even write it correctly :P
Ã, Ã, Ã, -samll? Please man, are you even trying to write correctly?
Ã, 9. You wrote protsent. I don't know what it is in Estonian, but in English it's percentage... and in THE world.
The rest, I don't even bother to translate. But I'll try that Estonian sentence for fun. Well, the CAPS part of it means something like , who makes a big number of ... Igast... thing... as in asjast must be "thing with a preposition, as in a big number of something. Shit, I've never even read any Estonian, but it's so like Finnish :P
Yay now, keep it up and coming ;D
Well, paragraphs would be a nice addition to his post...
Tuomas, have you thought about having a career as a teacher? :=
Fake edit: What an unbelievably useless post I just made. I'll try to correct this problem by saying:
Uku, you should not spend your time making flamethrowers and any other dangerous things at this age. I never did stuff like that. That's a good enough excuse for not doing so yourself. You should do something more safe, fun and useful instead! Like play Hamster Island (http://koti.mbnet.fi/mwe/game_zip/Secret_of_Hamster_Island.zip).
« Last Fake Edit: 09.02.2006, 15:40 by Pablo »
Thank you Tuomas... Thank you...
And:
Quote from: Tuomas on Thu 09/02/2006 13:15:52
-and it's profassional, not proffesional. Yo uunderstand how rediculous it sound when you claim your almost proffesional and can't even write it correctly :P
And can't even write anything right.
Aaand: Tuomas... Its professional. Not profassional ;D
HAHA :D :D It was becaue my father was annoying me at that moment ::)
anyways, Pablo, I never will, they earn so little. And I've never even studied English grammar, you should know, you have my books and they're empty. Hardly a teacher who doesn't know what the sections are called.
But thanks to you both, at least someone read it after all the work I put init.
i know,my grammar aint the best."lets pick on him" you guys have newer been noobs right? You born with IQ 140 and you finished univesity when you were 4 years old. And when you saw AGS you had all knowlege programmed in your memory that you carry around with your rucksack.-NO?!-I'm dissapointed.
lets do so you transelate following from estonian to english, then you may pick on me and my grammar:
"Kass kargas siga hüppas. Kes loeb on loll(-kes ei ole)"
ricki(whatever)-where did i wrote GYM?!
ARE YOU GUYS R E T A R D E D !!!!(oh Rickj-hardstyle is mentalvomit(m-e-n-t-a-l--v-o-m-i-t),-so are you)
can anyone delete this topic so el-retardos(rickj,tuomas,vict0r,pablo,nicolas,kinoko,farlander,m0ds,domino-note lowcapital letters in their names)will stop lowering other peapoles IQ!
No, i dont know what that means, but could you possibly translate "Haha! Uku kan ikke engelsk og jeg kan vedde på at han ikke skjønner en dritt av hva jeg sier :D"? I didnt think so. There is absolutely no reason for me to know estonian, and no reason for you to know norwegian. But there is a reason for you to know english, if you want to make it in the great wide world! Know why? Because its an international language! Not all people from this forum are english, but it is an upside to speak english.
No actually I was born with IQ over 140, mind you :-* Though I'm still not in Uni.
About the sentence, I have no idea, but I'd say, that something run away, a pig jumped? Kass... not a sack of somekind? No that's not it.
Kes loeb on loll... Kebab is lol... Ã, Te first sentence is that one should never buy a pig (?) in a sack... oder auf Duetsch, kein Katze I'm Sack kaufen.... the second... something about love, right? who's love is ... who's isn't or something like that:P
Well, I don't really know, tell me if I'm close, I'm only 15 and have only learned Estonian for 4 years....
Nah, I'm kidding here man, except for the first, you're cool, tell me if I'm close, okay? yay.
Vict0r, Det var inte så skönt vad du sade. Tyvärr kan jag inte Norska, men du kan fatta den här åckso, tänker jag.
Alright everyone, we can all calm down a little, please? We can all be friends here!
The language spoken on these forums is English, so that we are all able to understand each other. It's not nitpicking about grammar or spelling, other users on this forum are just unable to understand you and I don't think calling them "mentalvomit" is a mature way to react at all.
ok i will controll my self better from now.
Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 09/02/2006 17:11:48
Alright everyone, we can all calm down a little, please? We can all be friends here!
Friends? But... He called me retarded. :( I think...
Well, maybe you are? Ever stop to think about that?
It might be hard to come to terms with but it's something we might have to have a dialog about...
I agree, so I appologise on my behalf for letting all these words come out of my fingers,Ã, they were in good will anyway. I say we keep the arguing and retarding where it belongs, the #AGS that is :D
Quote from: Pablo on Thu 09/02/2006 18:32:01
Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 09/02/2006 17:11:48
Alright everyone, we can all calm down a little, please? We can all be friends here!
Friends? But... He called me retarded. :( I think...
wel i can proudly say that every one is a genius to(in her/his own specialaty.).-i know my grammar aint the best.
Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 09/02/2006 18:41:26
Well, maybe you are? Ever stop to think about that?
Aw, you're so mean, Eric.
...anyways. Don't take me too seriously, Uku. I didn't really get offended. Carry on. :=
My meaness is directly proportional to your retardedness, so if you just stopped having extreme frontal lobe damage I'd probably start petting kittens and stop gluing them to car tires... It's the balance of life!
Also, WINK!
Quote from: MrColossal on Thu 09/02/2006 19:08:27
...I'd probably start petting kittens and stop gluing them to car tires...
Dont give Uku any ideas!
No that's right, Vict0r, We wouldn't anyone to pet little kittens now, would we?
As well Uku didn't INVENT the flamethrower idea, (which is stupid and a great way to kill yourself) If we are going to talk of inventions, I! invwnted a sunpowered fridge,(on paper) it works like a gas fridge, but uses a soler reflecter( foil and mirrors) to make heat, to replace the gas flame. safe and usable for keepin that beer cold when on a desert island. a MUCH more useful idea then a CRAZY pyro bragging about his "invention"
Refrigerators need flames?
Hey Squinky, did you hear, a few posts back, that I have the bigest grammaticaster in the universe.
That must really impress the ladys....
Quote from: Squinky on Thu 09/02/2006 20:39:58
Refrigerators need flames?
yes they do, the fridges in do RV's anyway.
(R.V.=Recreational Vehicle, caravan.)
Learn something new everyday. I thought refrigerators worked by moving a gas through a radiator type deal, and ran off electricity. Maybe thats just how they are here, but I still have a hard time picturing a fridge hooked to a gas line and requiring fire.....
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That must really impress the ladys....
Yeah, I can' wait to tell my wife about it tonight...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_refrigerator
this is what i mean, but mine uses (as I said)a solar reflector for the outside heat source. I don't mean ALL fridges use this plan., i learned somthing new to, it turns out, Albert einstien, of e=mc2 fame INVENTED it. weird