My mother's evil plan!

ManicMatt · Thu 02/02/2006 20:55:54

Wha? So that means that.. but I... no way.. *Head explodes*

Gord10 · Thu 02/02/2006 22:43:13

This is what my mother expected me to eat about 20 mins ago:

Igor · Thu 02/02/2006 22:53:17

I was just searching forum for brown penis.. um, i mean, brown banana.. and found this.
3 pages about banana?? Just eat it already for christ sake.. it's nutritious and good for your helath! Your mother knows!

Domino · Fri 03/02/2006 00:30:05

Gord, is that a tiny plate or is that disgusting banana about 15" long?

Gord10 · Fri 03/02/2006 10:43:21

Be sure it isn't a tiny plate!

Helm · Fri 03/02/2006 10:51:42

Hi, I just wanted to say that this thread is pure gold so far. Keep it up.

esper · Fri 03/02/2006 11:04:08

You bastards made Matt's head explode.

There was a guy at my college from Nigeria. His name was Ibrahim Philemon Barau, and he was a bushman. He was famous for walking up to girls and saying "Will you be my banana?" I think he had the joke backwards...

Or he was a freak...

::recollects::

"Esper, do you have a banana?"

God, now that I think about it... what the hell did he mean by that?

Nikolas · Fri 03/02/2006 11:27:19

Gord that's a tiny plate! I'm sure of it!

Now if you guys can help Matt get his head back on his body...

For once I agree with Helm... Wonderfull thread. Keep it up! Minimi great job!

Tuomas · Fri 03/02/2006 12:04:21

Judging by the size of the table... or what's on it, that banana is enormous, and the plate is big. You know, when you put a banana in a microwave it'll turn like that... I suppose, but anyway, it truns better when it comes to taste, or so I have heard.

Nikolas · Fri 03/02/2006 12:06:39

A better recipe:

Put some flour with beer and some sugar. Mix. Take a banana and put it all over the mix... Take the banana with the mix and fry it! Deliciously unhealthy.

Now if we're talking about brown bananas then I don't have a clue... You dirty minds you!

Tuomas · Fri 03/02/2006 12:19:18

Hehe, classic, have a brown banana, peel it wholly and cover it with whipped cream and put a cherry on top. Then suck it like hell and... why am I saying this?

Pfft... but mmm'mmm: http://homecooking.about.com/od/dessertrecipes/r/blmuff30.htm
Chocolate Chip Banana Cream Mini-Muffins.

SSH · Fri 03/02/2006 12:59:04

Quote from: Tuomas on Fri 03/02/2006 12:19:18
Banana Cream

Now, what is that a metaphor for?

mwahahaha · Fri 03/02/2006 13:55:26

Fried bananas are always nice, so are frozen ones. The quality of them actually INCREASES with time, so brown bananas are perfect either way.

ManicMatt · Fri 03/02/2006 17:05:27

its a gppd thomg o domt meed my hrad to type/

however i vant see id i type right

Tom S. Fox · Fri 03/02/2006 17:46:29

Quote from: esper on Fri 03/02/2006 11:04:08
There was a guy at my college from Nigeria. His name was Ibrahim Philemon Barau, and he was a bushman.

They prefer to be called "less civilised"!

Ahh! ManicMatt!
With who do I talk about the german language now?!?

skyfire2 · Fri 03/02/2006 23:46:26

i like to set my brown banana in the sun for about an hour so that it will get warm and juicy. after that, i eat the entire brown banana nip by nip for maximum enjoyment..

Minimi · Sat 04/02/2006 22:14:42

did you know that banana's are growing to the sun, and that's why they bow for-over??

Tom S. Fox · Sun 05/02/2006 17:10:23

I did.

ManicMatt · Sun 05/02/2006 18:40:30

I did, until my head exploded.

It's alright. I've got a new one.

Now, where was I? Black is really white? but that means that everthing I can see is a lie! Even the camera's recording can't show me for real, everything isn't real, I mus- *head explodes*

Minimi · Mon 06/02/2006 18:09:06

lol... again???