Dell is serious business.

[monkey0506]

The other day I was bored at work and had scribbled "SRSBSNS" which some of you may recognize as meaning "Serious Business".

Well, being excessively bored as it were I then proceeded to transcribe this into some horrific form of l33tsp33k and ended up with the result:

5125135175

Where of course:

 5 = S
12 = R
13 = B
17 = n

Well next I realized that I had exactly 10 digits. So tonight having unlimited minutes on my cell phone I decided to give them a call..

Turns out that the number 5125135175 is currently operated by Dell. I don't know what department it is because it was already closed when I called. But it turns out that Dell is, in fact, serious business.

[SSH]

OMG, you know what this means?

Spoiler

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

[close]

[monkey0506]

True, but the important thing is:

Spoiler

I was getting paid whilst sitting around thinking about this. Hah!

[close]

[Snake]

...you know what this means?

That this damn thing doesn't work at ALL!!?

[Questionable]

Apparently there are no arseholes:

4125380135

[Mr Flibble]

I find this to be conclusive proof that

Spoiler

Jews did 9/11

[close]

[Stupot]

I thought all American phone numbers had 555 in them... 

[Questionable]

I find this to be conclusive proof that

Spoiler

Jews did 9/11

[close]

LMFAO!!! I THINK I JUST HAD A MINOR SEIZURE!!!

[Disco]

I'm curious to know what it was you planned to say if someone had answered your call that night. Was it just to tell them that what they are up to is not child's play?


When I buy a Dell, if asked how I found out about them or my reasons for choosing a Dell, I shall direct them to this thread 

[monkey0506]

I planned to ask a lot of questions about giving money to you, Disco, which of course is serious business. 8)

[magintz]

Have you ever seen a film called Mercury Rising?

[monkey0506]

Bruce Willis is also serious business. 8) (by which I mean, "Why yes, yes I have.")