For By the Sword I have one room that has a random billboard that changes everytime you [re-]enter it. I have plenty of ideas (well, 2, actually for now), but I need more! This helps both of us, because (1) I need names to fill up my miniscule ending scrolling credits movie, and (2) you get mentioned!
So far I have:
Spam & Wax Hit the Road With Their Heads - Now in 6-D!!!
Dickins' Cider: Your Girlfriend Will LOVE a Dickins Cider! (lol)
Vote Dick Stulittle for Planetary Advisory Committee!
And some I might ask www.dribbleglass.com if I could borrow (http://tinyurl.com/bpp3)
Any other ideas? :)
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Snake Pit Entertainment Rules!
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007: Let me kiss your ass, or die kissing mine
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By the Shore: CoNSPiRaCY!1: By it now or grow painful little hairs in the back of your eyes.
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Damn, if I can actually come up with anything funny, I'll be back.
--Snake
Quote from: Snake on Wed 14/05/2003 05:23:05---------------------------------------------------------
By the Shore: CoNSPiRaCY!1: By it now or grow painful little hairs in the back of your eyes.
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Heh, how about:
By the Shore: CONSTIPATED
Take Bob Ganoon on a quest through the stars!
Release Date to be Announced:P
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New Game from Gilbert Cheung... Coming soooon...
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Roger's used broom store - cheap magical/musical/etc. brooms available!
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Or...
Quote[size=-1]Roger's Used Broom Store
Cheap Magical/Musical/Etc. available!
Also try our Adult section![/size]
And one inspired by dribbleglass.com...
Quote[size=-1](image of baby in cooking pot)
BABIES
The other, other white meat.[/size]
Brought to you by Gilbert!
:P
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This billboard will now self destruct...
IN
5
4
3
2
1
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Ha ha! We fooled you!
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Or:
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Click 125 pixels to the right, 30 pixels to the top, of this billboard to find out:
TEH TRUE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND!!11!!
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This is the uncomplete demo version of the game, so you'll soon reach the end of it.
To order the full game, just send $12300 to TerranRICH at xxx-xxxxxx-x-xxxx
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Billboard ideas wanted
Call 1-800-2001
Billboards Billboards Billboards
Call now for all your Billboard needs!
Bill's Boards,
Distracting drivers since 1947
Your game is set in the future?
"Run Hot: Released!"
"MATRIX 56: Are you the One One One!!11?"
Billboard's really need a picture to go with them :p
m0ds
or...
CHRIS JONES KILLED IN TIME-TRAVEL DISASTER!
(Game quits)
or...
War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Eggs is cheap
or...
WANTED: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN-
._.
or...
erm...
Come bsck later...
"Hobo Beans - the only beans not endorsed by the food standards commity!"
"Boncenbach Pogo Sticks" - a German pogo stick company
"Gloves - shoes for your feet!"
"CK Depression for men"
RPG CREAT0R PRESENTS TEH BESTISH RPG EVER!1!!! A KAZILLION HOURZ!1!1!
turn back
"C. Leks will finish a job right the first time. Call Courtland Leksutin today." - with am image of C. with a gun smiling kindly... heh... I would love to see a 3D image of C...
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/FUN.bmp)
Soylent Green - You can't tell the difference, so why should we?
Snapshot Studios - Bringing quality films since 2003
LGM RAWKS!!!111!!
Coming soon: James Bond in...Die some other time (preferably at 5 o' clock tonight when I'm eating my dinner, and a sniper on the building across the road shoots me in the shoulder with a silver bullet)
"need a hitman on the spot? dial 1-500-kill-me!"
"kilroy was here!"
"that's a lie! I've never been here in my life! yours truly kilroy."
"lookin' for adventure? dyin' to try somethin' new? then just replace all the g's with '."
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Drifter Food:
It's not just eaten by them...
IT IS THEM!
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Future, huh?
MOVIE MANIA!
NEW RELEASES!
Jason XXX
Star Wars: Episode XII
OR TRY THE CLASSICS!
Rambo VI: Return to Iraq
Jihad: The Story of 9/11
Gilb0rt: The All Purpose Sex Robot
(have his head on the body of a Transformer or something...)
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(picture of like 10 Chris Jones heads upside down, sideways, back-to, all connected by the ears)
AGS: More fun than a barrel of Monkeys
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Jesus loves you...or did anyway.
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Press CTRL+H for hints.
(have it so it restarts the game)
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--Snake
Have a pic of a skeleton.
"I lost 50 kilos in 5 days. Ask me how!"
Yossarian Lives
Eat at Harry's Beer Barn, You'll have a HOPing good time. We can Barley wait to see you!
Shady's toybox! We Bare all!
And we get naked, too!
Sexual Pleasures 5
Cumming to a theater near you.
-MillsJROSS
Just put the same crap you get as spam, cause I'm sure theres gonna be spam all over the place in the future....
"join P.A.A
parents against adventuregames.
it makes our children dumb. add your name here."
"join C.I.A
children in adventuregames making these stupid notes for an absolute minimum wage in a factory down in Argentina. call "555-mini-wage"."
"join M.A.S.B
mothers against stupid bill boards.
these notes aren't even fun! we will be demonstrating outside the whitehouse sometime. call "555-MASB" for further info."
Quote from: DGMacphee on Thu 15/05/2003 07:17:56
Have a pic of a skeleton.
"I lost 50 kilos in 5 days. Ask me how!"
How?
By double posting...
I'm sorry, but to me it just looks weird to post one post refering to two different things.
Hehe, thanks guys! A lot of these are pretty funny. I'm going to use some of them for my game. If you see your idea there, congrats! And watch for yer name in the credits. Eh, big deal... :P
*Snake wallows in sorrow*
--Snake
Hm... All right, here goes...
"Dr Fred recommends that you eat two bowls of Tentacle Chow every day, for that shiny, glamourous skin that everybody wants!"
"KISS - The "We-Promise-Once-And-For-All-That-This-Will-Absolutely-Be-The-Very-Last-"Last Kiss"-Tour! Buy tickets now, while you still have got the chance!"
"The infamous AGS-cult finally caught after years of on-line terror! Read all about it in the Daily Spam!"
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SPACE QUEST MMXCXXVII!
Join Roger Wilco as he battles against totally unoriginal and boring enemies, and save the world with amazing magical powers!!!111!!!1
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Your bequeathed looking ugly? Afraid to step into your own bedroom with them? Get back together in style with our amazing variety of costumes, utilities, and other things that make you cringe with delight!
Terrin's House of Suspicious Activities
(A surprise as soon as you walk in our door)
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(Picture of a Blue Cup)
You KNOW what this means.
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We apologise for the cheesiness of the prior billboards. All staff involved have been sacked. We hope you enjoy our future billboards.
Yours,
BillBoard Entertainment Company (BEC)
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This bill board was supplied by Microsoft - where do you want to crash today?
Why the hell are you looking here? Look at the road!
Bought to you by Advertising Standards Commission
This billboard has absolutely no subliminal messages. Thank you for your time.
-Federal ballot campaign
Terrorist alert: Slightly cautious (aquamarine)
High speed pursuits please use outside lane.
According to alien polls, 9 out of 10 humans are mamals
-AFP (Aliens For Probing)
(map over the city)
X <------ you are here, and (on the otherside of the map) here's papuzzi pizza.
the only known pizzarestaurant that uses dogturd in their pizza's.
NEW EXCITING TASTE!
bearsh!t pizza! gotta love it...
Want a bigger penis?
Try our all natural molecular reconstruction surgery techniques!!
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In the future you won't have to take little pills out of a bottle.
want a pure taste of natural gimseng?
try the new gimsengsoda! now with less than 23450 different chemicals!
THAT'S AS NATURAL AS IT GET!
Diane lost 100 lbs!
Sandra lost 80 lbs!
Chloe lost 60 lbs!
If found, please call 555-6181. There is a reward.
captain planet he's our hero
This will be one mighty big billboard
Andail: No, it's much like Space Quest VI and the movie billboard that changed everytime you'd enter the screen. Except this will be the type of billboard that you'd see on a highway or a regular street, like at http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/pictures.htm. :)
LOL, I don't know what forum i'm in or even which thread, nor do I know how long ago it was posted. The search ability is teh funk!
That's it. No more expresso for you, young man!
Quote from: The calm voice of reason on Mon 16/02/2004 17:31:19
That's it. No more expresso for you, young man!
*cough* *splutter* *choke*
Coffee, SSH... Coffee...
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions.
Are you one?
Okay, let's all pick a random OLD thread and post useless and trite crap in it. :P
I don't know why this old thread was revived, M0DS :P, but I've since decided that By the Sword will take a more serious tone and the billboards will be products/movies that could exist in the year 2197 without being a SQ6 rip-off. :P
"Ahem, Please hold while the PC thinks of a smart reply for the billboard..."
(message plays 3 times.)
"Dear User: This PC has failed to come up with a humorous post for this billboard. Therefore the billboard will explode and this program will generate a virus that will eat away your hardrive and replace every single file with a picture of Richard Gere sticking his tongue out. Thank you for your co-operation and enjoy your input. Feel free to contact our user helpline on 555-my-game-just-crashed-so-I-am-phoning-this-number-to-try-and-sue-you. We promise we won't answer your call."
"Dear User: This program has failed to perform an illegal error. Those responsible for the failure have been sacked. You may now carry on playing."
.:Zor:.
Which is good, Rick - cos the majority of the suggestions in this thread are utter poo! Mine included :D :p