Need help translating something into German...

[Meowster]

Hey all,

I need help translating something into German. It's something quite personal so I shan't post it here, but would anybody be interested in helping? (and promise not to replace important words with the german word for "cock!" etc... tempting as it may be!).

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[Khris]

How many words?

[Meowster]

Not many, just a paragraph or two really. Just something I want to write to a German friend of mine...

[Khris]

If you want me to translate it, just PM it to me.
I'll promise complete lack of funny business

[CH4OS]

Hey Meowster,
I'm really willing to help you! Just PM me your sentences and I'll translate it for you to German.

I'm a native German with about 10 years being in contact with the english language.
For example, I translated a whole social network (about 300,000 letters without spaces) from Englisch to German.

Would be very cool for me to help ya out!

[Ghost]

Here's another native speaker (German) willing to help!