Make a poster for electrical safety!

Started by [Cameron], Mon 03/05/2004 05:05:06

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[Cameron]

I've got to make a poster for Electronics on electrical safety. I have very little talent in making posters. Could you please help me! GIVE ME IDEAS PLEASES!!
One1!!

shbaz

Do a google search. I don't think it takes a genius to come up with electrical safety ideas.. keep your fingers out of the sockets, no hairdryer in the bathtub, etc.
Once I killed a man. His name was Mario, I think. His brother Luigi was upset at first, but adamant to continue on the adventure that they started together.

earlwood

have a picture of a guy with a fork in a toaster and the slogan, "Great, now you are going to die"

very straight forward.

Sam.

see if you can find the pic of roger wilco in sq6 putting his finger in a socket. even if you don't use it it would be funny.
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Queen Kara

#6
That reminds me of Ren and Stimpy... "Don't whizz on the electric fence!"

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shbaz

Quote from: Queen Kara on Tue 04/05/2004 04:49:15
That remind's me of Ren and Stimpy... "Don't whizz on the electric fence!"

You know, when I was a kid we tried that just because everyone told us not to, so we could find out what happened. Boy did I regret doing that. Not the first time though, the first time we did it the fence wasn't on.
Once I killed a man. His name was Mario, I think. His brother Luigi was upset at first, but adamant to continue on the adventure that they started together.

Haddas

Ren and Stimpy rule! I have about 4 hours 20 minutes of them on tape and PC.
* Runs of to watch his collection again

Peter Thomas

oooh! SHABZ!!! TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE!

okay - that probably sounded really stupid, but I've always wanted to meet someone who did that, and I want to know how much it hurts... not that I'm going to try it...
Peter: "Being faggy isn't bad!"
AGA: "Shush, FAG!"

[Cameron]

Do you know what also hurts. Sneezing when you pee. I did and then it was all "AHHH OM MY GOD THE PAIN F******************CK."

shbaz

Well, that is some of the most sensitive skin in your body.. I'll try to describe this as un-graphically as possible. Imagine a smooth glass rod (slightly too large) being jammed up in there instantly. It also tingles like electricity does on any other part of your body, but somehow feels like it's being enlarged at the same time (it actually contracts, as all muscles do when electricity passes through). It was only 12 volts, which wouldn't even break the skin if you just touched it. Licking a fresh 9V battery will give a similar experience. Not the worst pain in the world, but certainly not something you want to relive over and over. Because  your body naturally jerks away when you get shocked, I wasn't able to hold it on there for more than a second (fortunately).

I grew up on a ranch and our yard fence bordered a cow pasture, so there was an electric fence along it to keep cows from rubbing on it (they scratch on anything to keep the flies away).

Once I killed a man. His name was Mario, I think. His brother Luigi was upset at first, but adamant to continue on the adventure that they started together.

LGM

I was thinking of Ren and Stimpy when I made that.. That was a good episode.
You. Me. Denny's.

333

"Do you know what also hurts. Sneezing when you pee. I did and then it was all "AHHH OM MY GOD THE
PAIN F******************CK."

I sneezed when i peed once and all it did was get pee all over my sisters bath towel, im going to have try that again.
It was an acciDENT he ran toward me and I hated him and I accidentally pullED OUT MY knife I had spent 5 hours sharpening.

shbaz

Quote from: deathmetal333 on Wed 05/05/2004 01:37:47
"Do you know what also hurts. Sneezing when you pee.

Sneezing is the most powerful impulse your body is capable of producing, and causes nearly all of the muscles in your body to simultaneously contract. Since your .. peeing muscles.. were contracted anyway, it probably hurt because when you sneezed you stressed those muscles to the point of pain.
Once I killed a man. His name was Mario, I think. His brother Luigi was upset at first, but adamant to continue on the adventure that they started together.

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