New username idea (and boring ancient history!)

[Makeout Patrol]

How about a headline from a topical story, such as "US moves to bolster lending firms"

EDIT: OH MAN I just thought up "Snorlax, you fat fuck" and now I kind of want to use it

[Mr Flibble]

Flukeblake.

This name contains divine majesty within it's syllables. It throbs with ancient power.

Truly it is the name of a king.

Oh and Monkey, don't change your name, keep it the same, otherwise I'll never recognise you.

[Babar]

Unless, at some point, you don't want to have your real name directly connected to something irrelevant to your job. It is easier to have a "crazy" but decent "the early years" email address to show with it.

DAMN DAMN DAMN! I sent Lex that forward of the swimming pool whale woman from c_kent@hotmail.com instead of superman@hotmail.com. MY SECRET IT OUT FOREVER!

[Matti]

How about monkey_created_by_god_from_dirt?

Hahaha


What about: c'mon, key, work!

It's a bit long, but fits the adventuretopic..

[ambientcoffeecup]

Dial "M" For Monkey.

Hey ignore that, I honestly only came here to ask you to elaborate on why you don't believe in the theory of evolution. I promise I wont call you an idiot I just want to hear your reasoning behind it.

[monkey0506]

In spite of my better judgment about this...it always seemed to me that even without "the missing link", the evolutionary theory seemed a bit flawed. I've always asked my science teachers in school as to why evolution has stopped. They invariably insisted that it hasn't, simply it happens so slowly it's impossible to see taking place.

I don't doubt evolution. In fact, I defend the term quite fiercely. Evolution is genetic change. Only an idiot would ignore or deny that genetic change exists. I simply doubt the evolutionary theory. I find it interesting how heated debates get between evolutionists and creationists when essentially the arguments both contain indefinites that can never be scientifically proven.

Prove to me that when the Big Bang happened that primal ooze suddenly appeared and came to life. Prove it. You can't. No more than you can prove or disprove the existence of God. Actually I believe the general consensus is that God's existence can never be proven, but relies on a bit of faith. Kind of in the same way that the evolutionary theory relies on the faith that there used to be this primal ooze.

You cannot say that the creation theory is absurd without accepting that as it stands, the evolutionary theory is equally absurd.

Personally I choose to believe in the creation theory. I have my own reasons and my own convictions about that. In much the same way that I'm sure many people have their own reasoning and convictions about the evolutionary theory. But until the day comes when you can prove me wrong, beyond reasonable doubt, prove me wrong...all I'm asking is that you accept that whether it is what you believe or not...maybe, just maybe I might be right.*

*That's why it's called a theory!