I know some newbies may be wondering just what the hell 'l33t' and 'n00b' and 'sux0rs' mean. I know I had a problem when I first joined the forums, but was just too embarrassed to ask. Well now I shall help you fellow n00bs, to undertsand our 'light' h4x0r 5p34x!
Just check this out: Learn to speak 13370r 5p34x! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A787917)
Disclaimer: Please note that just now because you have learned to speak 3l33t, do not go using it on the forums. It will not be appreciated by most people I know, and you will ne more likely laughed at than helped.
Oh yes, and l33t speak does not mean you're cool if you use it!
Cheers, and hope this helps!
No no. Please. Don't.
Don't learn.
Vhy 5h0uldn'7 w3 l34rn 17? 3l173
5p34k 15 7h3 8357 l4n6u463 3v3r! 1 m34n
ju57 83c4u53 3v3ry 0n3 wh0 5p34k5 17
5uck5 84ll5...?
I prefer to use one of two much more complicated systems.
The first is to communicate in a complex array of numbers that represent letters and words, but to use letters to reprent these numbers, for example, "lEEl ZqEhK" is how I would spell 1337 5p34x, which is a variant on l33t speak for "elite speech systems."
Instead of "h4x0r" or "sux0rs", I would write "khkqP\" and "ZVkqP\Z"
It's basically Russian with some extra things.
I also like the communication system of writing out onethreethreeseven fivepeethreefourex speak in words and syllabics.
So, to say "hax0r" or "sux0rs" I would instead write "aechfourexzeroarr" and "esseweexzeroarress." This is how you get into hilarious and SUPER 1337 conversations by combining both systems, such as:
onezeroone, nq, nq, nqexclamationmarkexclamationmarkoneone, aeoneone vQV aechfourexzeroarrzz zVDh N\v ayfivefive.
I should never have posted this... :)
Let me guess: lol!!11 all something hacker something ass...
Heh, try this L33t-5p34K G3n3r@t0r: http://www.planetblackandwhite.com/features/cardboardbox/1337guide/translator.shtml
Hmmm, I know there's a script that automatically "removes txt style spelling" from the board, imagine how great it would be if we had that translator processing every post? This could be the most 133t message board on the net!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Now I know my abc, won't you come out and play with me!
to:
4 B c d e PH 9 H i j k L m n o P Q R 5 + U v w X Y Z
nOw I kn0w mY 4BC, w0N't J00 cOMe 0uT 4ND Pl4y W1TH m3!
Advanced:
4 B c D 3 f g |-| 1 J k l |\/| N 0 P Q r $ t u v \/\/ X y z
|\|ow 1 k|\|O\/\/ |\/|y 4bC, \/\/o|\|'+ j00 c0M3 0u+ aN|) PL4y WIT|-| mE!
See, you've got the idea Zor©.
n0w JU5t k3Ep uS1ng I+ PH0R alL Y0UR p05+5! Y@Y!
4|\|y0nE W|-|O 5Ub$cr1B35 t0 +H15 |<1|\||) OPh cr4P |-|@5 90+ 5OmE $3r1oU5 i55uE5. (1f J00 c@|\| r3@|) +Hi5 Y0U'rE +Oo 3lIte @|\||) |\|33d imm3|)i4+E +|-|3rApy)
Hi! I'm your friendly gestapo agent. 1337 speak is for internet tough guys, not for here
locky-locky
C.
ps: n00b means you dont know all the ins-and-outs.. give it time, lurk for a while, you'll know what's up