Nobody likes adventure games

Tartalo · Sat 21/04/2007 11:03:07

Let's face it, nobody likes adventure games, not even you.

How do you explain otherwise that the only game with 100% Enjoyment in AGS database is a shooter game?

I'm sorry, I didn't want to hurt you, but yes, you better cancel that "Yet another Sierra Remake". In Doom you have to pick up keys, so it can be considered an adventure, maybe you can convert it to "Yet another Doom remake".

This was another advise by: Lies based on numbers (TM)

Tartalo

BOYD1981 · Sat 21/04/2007 11:07:17

wtf is an adventure game?

Tartalo · Sat 21/04/2007 11:08:18

Quote from: BOYD1981 on Sat 21/04/2007 11:07:17
wtf is an adventure game?

A game where you have to pick up keys

Gamer_V · Sat 21/04/2007 11:27:40

According to that, cleaning my room would be an adventure. However, it really isn't. Really.

Tartalo · Sat 21/04/2007 11:45:32

Quote from: Gamer_V on Sat 21/04/2007 11:27:40
According to that, cleaning my room would be an adventure. However, it really isn't. Really.

Cleaning my room would be an epic adventure, but not a game.

Things excluded from the concept of game:
- Things that mom tells you to do
- Picking up random objects in the supermarket.

Akatosh · Sat 21/04/2007 13:50:49

That's all because the majority of the population sends out negative Thetawaves when thinking of adventure games (and who doesn't all the day!), which makes you receive negatives feelings when playing adventure games. The inverse thing (positive Thetawaves) happens with shooters, which is why they have these inexplicable numbers of fans.

Post brought to you by Paranoid Morons Who Believe In Thetawaves (tm).

Tartalo · Sat 21/04/2007 14:15:12

Quote from: Akatosh on Sat 21/04/2007 13:50:49
The inverse thing (positive Thetawaves) happens with shooters.

True, I don't enjoy killing aliens with my Tin-foil-hat (tm) on.

Akatosh · Sat 21/04/2007 15:28:29

Exactly

But try playing an adventure while wearing it, it's a completly different experience

Nacho · Sat 21/04/2007 19:36:38

Indeed Tartalo, nobody likes Adventure Games...

We should demantle all this community, close the page, and close the forums.

First step. Leave this forums... We will follow after you, I promise.

HillBilly · Sat 21/04/2007 19:38:49

THANK YOU!

Get crackin', people!

Radiant · Sat 21/04/2007 19:40:24

Well, of course we don't. This is the forum for the Application to Generate Shoot'em'ups, after all. We just love such classics as King's Shoot, Space Shoot, Leisure Suit Shooter, and Day of the Shotgun.

Akatosh · Sat 21/04/2007 20:29:41

And don't forget Broken Pistol!

Eigen · Sat 21/04/2007 20:35:58

Police Gun and Nuke Island 1 & 2 were pretty good too.
Oh, and that 5 Days A Strangler was such a kick.

Steel Drummer · Sat 21/04/2007 20:46:21

Sam and Max: Hit The Road. The main characters are emo, so they smack the road with any body part.

Dan_N · Sat 21/04/2007 20:51:22

The governemnt should ban adventure games! Hell, ban video games alltogether, they're all bad for the soul, and whoever plays them will go to hell!

(Made by Christian Propaganda Inc.)

Moresco · Sun 22/04/2007 01:48:23

Cleaning my room would be silly, it's the girlfriend's job.

SinSin · Sun 22/04/2007 17:07:07

Nobody likes adventure games Pah dont make me laugh, 3700 people plus wouldnt say that oh yeah have you tried making one
My bet says that you havent ... Which leaves you with no ambition
or
If you did try you didnt get very far and gave up... Which leaves you with no ambition

So which one was it Tart any of them or were you having a bad day when you stumbled upon this site
Anyway stop grumbling and if you dont like adventure games find somewhere else to obsess about keys.

Sin

Tuomas · Sun 22/04/2007 19:53:53

Heh, for every key, there is a lock. That's the whole thing about it. And every day is an adventure. ^_^

Dan_N · Sun 22/04/2007 20:17:16

According to wikipedia, adventure isn't even considered as a genre for video games :'(

We are just a couple of nerds in a cult which worships people who are not real... And all they do is just pick up keys and stuff all day...

EVERYONE WAKE UP!!eleven!1

Mr Flibble · Sun 22/04/2007 21:32:32

Yeah but Jesus didn't pick up any keys, and look how long his cult lasted.

No, wait.

Damn.