Obiana Jones **MOVIE** <---- see

Started by Obi, Wed 25/08/2004 15:18:33

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Obi

I created this film as I was bored and had time to kill So here it is:
Obiana Jones
There are 2 file formats a divx avi and one of those real media jobs.
http://www.rain-day.com/obi-leo/Obidivx.avi The DivX file which is about 45 mb I beleive
and http://www.rain-day.com/obi-leo/Obi.rm The real media file in all it's glory 2mb, but I warn you! It has crap sound! Tell me what you think of this stupid little film....

*edit* People have been saying how they cannot see the video, that because you need the DivX codec which I think I stated before! I'll be kind enough to give you the link for the codec that everyone should have in their lives http://www.divx.com/divx/download/ There you go enjoy!

The deleted scene has been leaked onto the horrors of the internet  :o So I might aswell post it here: http://maddtrix.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Obij.avi I see some horrific name changing in the file... Coming soon is Obiana Jones Lucas edition with the controversial "Dog shooting first scene" and more Ewoks aswell has Hans Cristain anderson as Obiana's Father's spirit...

Haddas

I love it! ;D

You seriously made my day! The ending was a bit too long maybe. I was expecting a grautitious sex scene at the ending where you lie down, but no. I'm a slightly disappointed.

ravenfusion

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Obiana Jones Exclusive Review Created by Leo "Obi" Wichtowski

Welcome to the epic adventure that is, Obiana Jones. Obi dedicates himself to save his prize posession, aswell as finish the evil foes. An unreleased scene was removed due to budget reasons. The scene consisted of Obiana Jones fighting a polar bear in the middle of New York, the polar bear got the better of Jones this time and Jones's shoes were stolen and being held hostage.



The Polarbear, known as the evil Dr Irettep Bear, hired a guard dog to keep Jones away from the only thing that could defeat him. That was the poison created by the smeel of Coffee mate and beef on toast...



By the time Jones reaches the dog, he has run out of ammo. From there on, Obi uses his secondary secret weapon, his spider webs. This was enough to hold off the dog for awhile.



Jones rushes home with the newly found ingredients and goes on the net. He catches Irettep Bear at a local MIRC chat room and disses him really bad, using such profanity as 'Fag', 'lamer', 'n00b' and many TOO AGRESSIVE TO MENTION.



Jones' computer is hit by lightning and leaves him unconcious and bleeding to death, what will happen next?



Oh yeah, and then a scene was shown of a shadow rape, leading readers to expect a sequel.



Reviewed by Ravey

This is a 100% almost truthful review.

NOT EDITED.

Obi

Yes, that's what I initially wanted to happen. Everyone would have known this if they had read my storyboard which will be coming public soon aswell as the making of featurette and then followed by Obiana Jones Special Edition with Deleted scenes. But the truth is Obiana doesn't need shoes! He's so rock hard he'd walk on lava beaf footed.

Mr Jake


Haddas

these have been waited for a really long time! Thanks for sharing!

dasjoe

i wonder what chris 'jones' says to all this..
... it's quite easy being the best.

Al_Ninio

If it wasn't for the music and the 'switching-the-thingy-with-another-thingy' scene, I could've sworn it was called Obi Murphy.

Obi

I may do Obi Murphy one day! I'd bet you'd all like to see that!

Czar

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Oh, in that case:

I'll download it as soon as i can.
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