[Just some twisted thing from my mind, i hope no jewish people read and take offense. Before you say anything else, add to the song with the corrosponding day...]
OH! On the first day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to meeeee:
A menorah, no Xmas treeeee.
[whomever does the next post makes the 2nd day and repeats this one and so forth. That shouldn't be too complicated, ya'll know the song.
Hmm, I guess I'lll be the second...
On the second day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me:
Two calling cards,
and a menorah, no Christmas treeee.
on the third day (i hope i remember it correctly)
3 French Whores
two calling cards
and a menorah, no Christmas Tree
BG :)
Oh, on the fourth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...
4 pairs of socks
3 French Whores
2 calling cards
and a menorah, no Christmas Tree
Oh, on the fifth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...
5 adventure games
4 pairs of socks
3 French Whores
2 calling cards
and a menorah, no Christmas Tree
Oh, on the sixth day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...
6 stupid dreidels
5 adventure games
4 pairs of socks
3 French Whores
2 calling cards
and a menorah, no Christmas Tree
Oh, on the sseventh day of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...
7 crotchless underpants
6 stupid dreidels
5 adventure games
4 pairs of socks
3 French Whores
2 calling cards
and a menorah, no Christmas Tree
If there are more then 12 posts, are we going to expand Xmas for a few more days? :P
Aren't there 7 days of Hanukkah?
sorry to piss on your parade :P
On the eighth (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0670873268/104-2701222-6617500?v=glance)day of hanukkah, my true love gave to meeeeee....
8 harmonicas, on this happy, happy haunukkah!
7 crotchless underpants
6 stupid dreidels
5 adventure games
4 pairs of socks
3 French Whores
2 calling cards
and a menorah, no Christmas Tree
Happy Hanukkah everybody!
:)