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Title: Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: LordHart on Mon 24/11/2003 18:49:20
I just found this on a website, and I just had to post it here... it's just incredible news... for both women, AND men. :P
(Sorry if this offends anyone... I thought it was funny.)

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: on Mon 24/11/2003 18:58:16
HA! I am so printing this off and giving it to my girlfriend. Thanks Ultimo! I salute you!  ;D
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Esseb on Mon 24/11/2003 19:36:03
Fake.

http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:YxBie2dctZYJ:www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm+Carolina+State+University+breast+cancer&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 (http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:YxBie2dctZYJ:www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm+Carolina+State+University+breast+cancer&hl=en&ie=UTF-8)


Just do a google search for keywords in the report and you get dozens of pages debunking it.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Alynn on Mon 24/11/2003 19:39:11
Quote from: Esseb on Mon 24/11/2003 19:36:03
Fake.

http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:YxBie2dctZYJ:www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm+Carolina+State+University+breast+cancer&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 (http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:YxBie2dctZYJ:www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm+Carolina+State+University+breast+cancer&hl=en&ie=UTF-8)


Just do a google search for keywords in the report and you get dozens of pages debunking it.

I think everyone can look at the doc names and tell its a fake... but thats not the point now is it....

But at this rate my wife is never getting cancer... go ME!
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Oliver on Mon 24/11/2003 20:25:52
if anyone will use the treatment and it will work then we'll know that is works ;)
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Esseb on Mon 24/11/2003 21:12:22
Yeah Alynn, but I thought proof would help my case.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Raggit on Mon 24/11/2003 21:21:07
Seems kinda mean towards women who suffer breast cancer.  But it is still kind of amusing    :)

There is a large number of men who would love to partake in this experiment!
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Matt Brown on Mon 24/11/2003 21:22:13
what is fellatio? head?
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Evil on Mon 24/11/2003 21:28:39
Oral sitmulation of the penis.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Al_Ninio on Mon 24/11/2003 21:30:57
Or, in other words, head.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: on Mon 24/11/2003 21:43:18
Speaking of breast cancer, I hope everyone already knows that milk causes it.  Cow's milk is a source of so many diseases, and the dairy industry will stop at nothing to hide the facts from the public.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: AGA on Mon 24/11/2003 21:43:48
Sitmulation? Nah, they don't need to sit, just suck.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Evil on Mon 24/11/2003 21:45:03
Quote from: Highwaygal on Mon 24/11/2003 21:30:57
Or, in other words, head.

Or I could have said a big wet and sloppy blowjob, but there are children here.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Al_Ninio on Mon 24/11/2003 21:50:04
Quote from: Evil on Mon 24/11/2003 21:45:03
Quote from: Highwaygal on Mon 24/11/2003 21:30:57
Or, in other words, head.

Or I could have said a big wet and sloppy blowjob, but there are children here.

Erm, like uh, me and you?
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Evil on Mon 24/11/2003 22:16:16
:)
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: shbaz on Mon 24/11/2003 22:18:28
This guest character is right!!! http://www.notmilk.com (http://www.notmilk.com)!!!
We're all going to die!!!!










Actually I've been aware of this for a while, and my chemistry teacher even admits to it. When a guy who earned his PhD at 22 can tell it's bad for you... it is.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Darth Mandarb on Mon 24/11/2003 22:31:58
No, this is absolutely true!!

I know both Dr. B.J. Sooner & Dr. Inserta Shafteer.  They're both very smart and knowledgable doctors.

I was a control element in the experiment.  It involved receiving felatio 9-10 times a day from hot attractive woman but hey, it was for Science.

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Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Evil on Mon 24/11/2003 22:42:42
Ah shut up Hostomv... erm, Darth... :P
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Pumaman on Mon 24/11/2003 23:01:16
Blimey, just look at how the internet has corrupted your young, innocent little minds!
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Evil on Mon 24/11/2003 23:23:08
Hey CJ, my parents arnt going to be home, so, you could like, come over and we could like totally do some gradients... :)
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: LordHart on Mon 24/11/2003 23:58:39
You wish stuff like this to be true. Just imagine what it'd be like to actually be a doctor/scientist and suggesting this... they would have to be either drunk or stoned.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Las Naranjas on Tue 25/11/2003 00:10:06
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/24/1069522535088.html

There's lots of false studies like that, but there are a few genuine ones, like the above
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: MrColossal on Tue 25/11/2003 00:16:20
men can get breast cancer too... ya know...
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Timosity on Tue 25/11/2003 04:20:30
True, you can get cancer pretty much anywhere, although breast cancer in men is slightly different as the tissues in men and womens breats are different. One of my male teachers at school had a malignant lump removed from his chest. It's actually more comon than you think, It's just that womans health gets a lot more publicity, especially breasts.

There are cancers in men like testicular (usually in younger men) and prostate (usually in older men) that are just as common as breast & cervical cancer, that need to get the same sort of recognition to help make people aware, to help prevention, and early diagnosis.

Positivity in life (as well as diet) can help prevent some cancers to some extent, or can help your recovery quite dramatically. So I'd say sex, felatio, and other erotic stimulation, can be a positive effect on your health, plus sex is a good form of exercise (if done right)

although having many partners may not be a great idea, especially for women, I'm not being sexist or anything but there have been studies that show that cervical cancer is more common amoung women that have had more partners.

but in the end Heredity is the biggest factor in determining cancers (well, plus smoking and bad diet [including alcohol]) so It's all Adam & Eve's fault (well, atleast their kids) for creating an inbread society.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Raven_Gray on Wed 26/11/2003 20:20:51
Gosh, so it looks like men are at high risk for cancer as well. .....er.......*thinks* so, umm....does that mean that more men should be "commiting the act of fellatio" more often as well? *ponders this*
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Femme Stab Mode >:D on Fri 28/11/2003 02:00:41
*reads second article*
OH NO! it was all a waste X_X
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: edmundito on Fri 28/11/2003 02:16:13
Lol... Well, Dr. B.J Sooner kind of gave it away that it was fake... it was still funny tho... just thinking about how a university would conduct the study and all :)
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Haddas on Fri 28/11/2003 18:08:00
Well I don't have to worry about breast-cancer now, do I... I mean... Uh...
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Matt Brown on Fri 28/11/2003 22:26:27
dont guys get breast cancer from using anti-pesperaint instead of deoderant? I heard that the former causes a chemical buildup that causes cancer
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: OneThinkingGal and ._. on Fri 28/11/2003 23:49:05
I think this is along the lines of semem being protien and therefore very healthy to swallow. Well okay, at least semen is protien.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Shattered Sponge on Sat 29/11/2003 19:40:45
An especially unpleasant experience can be cause by a man who is not considerate enough to relieve himself beforehand; having a potent cocktail of piss and cum crawling down your throat, it's taste clinging to your lungs, is not the most pleasant feeling, I can tell you.

I mean, that's what I assume.


I've never tasted piss and cum without vomit.
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: OneThinkingGal and ._. on Sat 29/11/2003 21:39:24
You assume wrong. It is anatomically impossible for a man to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.

Being a man....shouldn't you already know this?  :P

It IS possible for women to do it though.  
Title: Re:Oh My God! THE GREATEST TREATMENT for Breast Cancer ever!
Post by: Haddas on Sun 30/11/2003 08:43:30
Yeah! Dumbass!!!!1111