Omg! I'm Negative! *throws party*

[Peter Thomas]

That's right folks.

Got the results of my HIV test back, and as far as the doctors can see, I'm in the clear.

Of course, this has only just hit the three-and-a-bit month mark, so I'll have to go again around 6 months just to confirm it, but yeah.

YEAH!!!!

Nobody has to pretend to be nice to me anymore. You can save your pity for people who deserve it!

My god, I feel as though I could run around the word right now...

[Kinoko]

HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Congrats, Peter, I'm really happy for you! ^_^ Gimme a high five as you speed past Australia

[DragonRose]

Nobody has to pretend to be nice to me anymore. You can save your pity for people who deserve it!

Waaaaaiiiit... we were supposed to be nice to you? Why did I not get this memo?

Anyway, yay for you!

[shbaz]

As long as the party isn't a big gay orgy, you should be in the clear. 

[SSH]

Now is the moment to tell your parents.... "the good news is, my HIV test is negative, the bad news is I'm an evil spawn of santa who sodomizes" they'll be overjoyed, too! 

[Peter Thomas]

SSH - I trusted you!! And you let me down! My parents didn't take kindly to that statement at all

Oh well, I guess at least it's off my chest.

Dragon - Dun worry 'bout it. Nobody was really nice to me anyway. I just said it to make myself feel better. Reverse psychology or something like that.

*Hi fives Kinoko*

Oh, and shabz, now that I've got a negative result, I never have to fear again. I am obviously immune to HIV now, so I don't have to be careful ever again. Quite a relief :p

[SSH]

Obviously, Peter, just save the game before you tell your parents, and if they take it bad, restore and try a different approach.

In fact, why not do that with the gay orgy, too...?

If life were an adventure game, it would be so much easier...

[MrColossal]

If life were an adventure game, it would be so much easier...

Sorry SSH, but it isn't:

http://www.sylpher.com/kafka/junk/adventurecomic.jpg   [to pimp it YET again...]

And a hardy congrats to Peter, probably the easiest test you'll ever pass, but none the less nerve wracking.

[Peter Thomas]

Heh. I love that comic. If only life was that simple. I mean, really, that'd be great.

And yes, that was the easiest test I've ever taken. Let's hope they don't make it any harder between now and 6 months!

[MrColossal]

I hear they're thinking of add a short answer quiz... You DID read Old Man And The Sea... RIGHT?

[Blackthorne]

Peter,

  Congrats buddy!  I'm happy for you.

HUG.

Wait, did I turn you on?

No.... shit.  I suck on both sides of the field.

Heh.  Anyway, congrats man.  Very glad to hear it.

Bt

[Peter Thomas]

No, bt. You did not turn me on. We were on the same ATC team. I just don't believe in work-relationships.

You DID read Old Man And The Sea... RIGHT?

um.... what percentage of the test does this count for?!!

*runs to library*

[Ozwalled]

*WHEW!* 

Wonderful, wonderful news! Party hard, man! After all that, you deserve it!

[Blackthorne]

No, bt. You did not turn me on. We were on the same ATC team. I just don't believe in work-relationships.

Yeah, that's SO what happened to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.....

Bt

[DGMacphee]

I hear they're thinking of add a short answer quiz... You DID read Old Man And The Hepatitis C... RIGHT?

fix'd


And congrats to PT! Way to cheat death for another couple of decades, dude!

[Squinky]

Congratz man.

[Ubel]

Great news man!Ã, 

My god, I feel as though I could run around the word right now...

Just watch you dont't knock my house down while going

[Paper Carnival]

Haha this is awesome! 

But I'm not coming to the party, I hate parties.

[Pelican]

Congrats!

*hug*

[Captain Mostly]

Now is the moment to tell your parents.... "the good news is, my HIV test is negative, the bad news is I'm an evil spawn of santa who sodomizes" they'll be overjoyed, too!

I read this as the evil spawn of Santana... Now that WOULD be something to be ashamed of.