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[Kinoko]

Thanks Scummbuddy.

Well, that was gross and all but still 'meh'. I was worried it'd be some horrible picture of a baby being sawn in half or something. Sausages? Hideously gross but not scarring in the least.

[MrColossal]

The lady is THINKING about sawing a baby in half!

CREEPY!

[Squinky]

Dark...Stalkey.....WHY???!!!!!

* Squinky dies

[Sam.]

That lady sure likes sausages.

She's even got herself a bed in a pig factory, so she can have the first sausages.

[Helm]

What offends me most is not the picture itself, as it's fake and I was 13 or so when Carcass album covers and inlays completely desensitized me to collage shock imagery. What offends me most is considering the notion that somebody actually sat down and spent time  photoshopping this. If it was drawn I wouldn't mind, you'd have to get inventive to draw this. But someone found pictures of sausages, pig heads, various porn women, a pig farm and quietly went about constructing this picture to make a joke that isn't there. THAT is the internet phenomenon, not what the picture signifies.

I agree it's not a pleasant picture to look at, but I don't feel shocked because this is not a picture of somebody actually doing this act, and the photoshop is not good enough for my brain to start interpreting this as such. That would really shock me and confuse me because I don't want to be reminded that some people use their evolution-given thumbs to stuck 20 sausages up their anus.

[Sam.]

Are you saying that if you could fit 20 suasages in your anus, you wouldn't?

[Elliott Hird]

Well, sausages come out, but they stink a bit... *grin*

[Bartimaeus]

I really don't think I can ever eat a sausage again.