This is the personality defect test I stumbled across. It is... surprisingly accurate, and insulting...enjoy!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506
Apparently... I'm a Sociopath.... correct!
It say's I'm a Spiteful Loner.
Apparently the test tells me I'm a robot...
Pff... I coulda told it that...
Televangelist right here :(
Ditto.
Televangelist
You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
Arrogant though? :o
What? Am I the ONLY sociopath? I thought... ya' know, AGS community... sociopathic people, they'd go together right? Aparrently not..
Hippie
42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.
I'm also a Hippie. :P
It says hippies are my opposite... to you oppose me hippies? I will destroy you with no remorse whatsoever, a human life is worth the same as the dollar signs in the body's wallet...
Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
Which is nice.
I would apparently be an excellent serial killer, or criminal mastermind.
So watch out, Hippies.
Heheheheee, hahahaha, AAAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!
Let the sociopathic reign of destruction begin!!!
BruteYou are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
Meh, sounds about right.
I'LL KILL YOU ALL!QuoteYou also possibly fling your own poo.
Really? Well, if you say so.
QuoteKing Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits.
So you're saying I am an oversized monkey?
QuoteAside from, you know, all the fur.
Oh, ok.
Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
That makes me want to stab somebody in the eye! >:(
QuoteSociopath
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
MEH!
I am a robot.
Note to self: Install tear ducts and watch hippie films.
Hand-Raiser
100% rational, 100% extroverted, 42% brutal, 42% arrogant
The army is growing... too bad sociopaths can't properly work together.... maybe we should start on different corners of the globe... until all mankind is defeated, then we'll meet, and only one will live, and that one (probably me Ã, :D ) will just starve to death!
....I'm sad now.....
OK, took it again, changed some of my borderline answers (where I wasn't sure which option was closest):
Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
So I guess it must be true.
I am the least extrovert, so I am king Sociopath. All others are just posers.
Attention all Brutes, Schoolyard Bullies, and Spiteful Loners:
Fledgling Evil Empire now recruiting.
Send a CV on the corpse of your most hated enemy (or, you know, some random dude off the street) to the usual address.
*Akumayo hurriedly begins finding a postal stamp big enought to mail his step-mother, she was starting to smell anyhow
We robots could easily supplant your rule...If we cared.
But you don't you piles of trash, so crawl back into the smelly hole you call a house, and continue to live that pathetic peice of rat splooge you call a living, and let the superior beings reign over you disgusting maggots!!!
:=
Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
Sure...why not? That's not particularly far from the truth.
... Great
Bitch-Slap
You are 28% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
Quote from: RocketGirl on Mon 16/01/2006 00:55:00
Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
Sure...why not? That's not particularly far from the truth.
I got those same results too.
Except I didn't do it with rockets.
I am a Hand-Raiser o/
You are 38% Rational, 73% Extroverted, 8% Brutal, and 41% Arrogant.
"You tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people (^_^). So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring." :( I'm gonna cut loose with that 8% brutality >:(
I am Emo according to this test.....
I call bullshit.
YOU an EMO?! That's the first weird answer I've seen :(
I'm a haughty intellectual.
Quote85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant
Bitch-Slap...
k, now gonna slap my bitch
o/
I'm a hippie!
Hooray!
Starving Artist
I've been deemed with the Hippie status...
Haughty Intellectual
You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
This is crazy we are both hippies ;)
Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Bitch-Slap
You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant
(What?!!!Ã, That thing called me a "bitch-slap"!Ã, What is that!!!!!!!!!
I wanna find who came up with this test and bitch-slap them!!!!!!) >:(
Smartass
You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
Oh tell me something I don't know.
Weeee. Robot.
QuoteYou are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Shodan certainly wouldn't fit the bill, but I like it just fine. :D
Plus, I'm also a thinking freak for my age, it seems.
QuoteHow you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 62% on Rationality
You scored higher than 10% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 25% on Brutality
You scored higher than 21% on Arrogance
Since Bender is arrogant, extorvert and brutal, surely he wouldn't qualify as a robot! Piffle!
Anyway, as I'm sure most of you realised, I'm a marginal sociopath, but I'm nearly a haughty intellectual.
Hand-Raiser
You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
Why do I take these tests again?
Haughty Intellectual? That's bullshit. I'm not "haughty." I'm just smarter than everyone else...
I am a Haughty Intellectual. I sit up here and laugh at all your silly attempts to take over the world. Hahahaha!
This test is 100% accurate. Says the following about me:
"You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap."
So true! ;D
Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Braggart
You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
What? Braggart? Me? Arrogant, well I never...
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
I might disagree on that :P
Tuomas, you're not the only Braggart anymore...I think this test be accurate!
My results for being a Braggart:-
Quote57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant
Regards,
Yickle.
"
Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical."
How amazingly true ... I mean, every word in there is 100% true!
I'm a smartass too... though true, the description of myself isn't very accurate.
The best part about that test is being the EXACT OPPOSITE of emo kid. Eat it, you depressed black-wearing bastards! Ha-ha!
Emo Kid
You are 0% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
great.
I get Spiteful Loner, but my gentle/brutal score is right on the borderline, so I'm almost a robot. Maybe a robot with chainsaws for arms...
I got Robot.
Sociopath.
Well...
Not really. Test is wrong.
Robot
100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
I'm so predictable.
Televangelist! :o
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.
Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
This makes me so depressed I think I'm going to go write some gothy poetry. ;) Seriously, did I answer it wrong or something? I'm not an Emo Kid! :-X
I ares teh ROBOT..
..and so would any scandinavian be..
I'm a Smartass!
No kidding... Everybody in here knows that! I know that! My family knows that! My wifes family :P knows that! Everybody knows that!
The 5 most wasted minutes of my life yet!
Haughty Intellectual
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
My Introvertedness brings down my arrogance and my rationality brings down my brutalness, I'd say that replace haughty with naughty and you'd be getting closer
Emo Kid
You are 14% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
I have to say that it's quite right.
-Eigen
I'm a sociopath! Duh!
Well, VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!
Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
Why not?!
I'm A SMARTASS! :P
Sociopath here! Seems pretty common on this forum... :)
I've noticed that most of the artsy, painting, photoshoping people are hippies and televangelists, while programmers and coders are mostly sociopaths... interesting no?
I'm artsy and a programmer.
Me robot.Ã, I are opposite of Class clown.
I believe I already adressed you filthy robots := SOCIOPATHIC REIGN OF TERROR!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Haughty Intellectual. Interesting, I took the Ultimate Personality test on Tickle.com a couple years ago and was branded a Criminal Mastermind... There might be something to this...
...Who wants to help me design my costume?
QuoteEmo Kid You are
28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this: life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father. I probably made you cry, didn't I?
To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Smartass. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.
* * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits
Sure sure...yeah right. Lol...Most of that is wrong.
Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
Haughty Intellectual
You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!
Sounds about right, actually...