Post your drunkest stories here thread

[Matti]

OMG... As of this moment, I am totally drunk.

Hehe, your 2nd time then, eh?

Shit, I'm going to regret everything tomorrow, even this post.

I know that just too well...

[Paper Carnival]

I wasn't drunk enough to not remember anything, but I do have a nice hangover now, courtesy of an unspecified amount of vodka. Let this be a reminder of the broken promise I had made to myself: that I'd never go to a nightclub .

[Tuomas]

And I don't even like their music, God dammit

Got to love this sentence, because it makes no sense at all 

[Andail]

Let this be a reminder of the broken promise I had made to myself: that I'd never go to a nightclub .

Why don't you promise yourself never to grope women instead? Better to learn to enjoy a nightclub without getting stupidly drunk, than to avoid it altogether.

A simple rule of thumb is to keep away from any hard liquor and stick to beer/wine.

[Anian]

Why don't you promise yourself never to grope women instead? Better to learn to enjoy a nightclub without getting stupidly drunk, than to avoid it altogether.

What the hell? The complaint should be that he drank too much to appreciate the gropping that he managed to organise. 

[Paper Carnival]

That was an exaggeration, it happened once and only because one of my friends insisted I did that

Better to learn to enjoy a nightclub without getting stupidly drunk, than to avoid it altogether.

I never thought that was possible.

[Tuomas]

I've grown to notice that there's nothing enjoyable in nightclubs. hence I only visit stripclubs anymore. Or drink my face off. Though it has become a lot harder now that my body doesn't react to alcohol anymore.

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

I remember that one time I...




Oh riiiight, I don't drink alcohol!  Perhaps I should start a 'Your most sober stories here thread'?

[Mr Jake]

they'd all be shit