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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dan_N on Fri 09/02/2007 19:06:55

Title: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Fri 09/02/2007 19:06:55
Right, I've seen this done on other forums, and it seemed fun.

The way this works is this: the topic started (ie. me) asks a question. The following poster answer said question and then asks another question. The next posters answers the last poster's question and asks another one, and so on, and so forth.

I know that doing things that worked on other forums aren't well received here, but post only if you'd like to join in, don't post just to attack this thread, please.

Questions can be serious or not serious, same goes for answers :).

Ok, here's an easy first joke question:

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Fri 09/02/2007 19:12:22
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white.

Now my question:

Why did Dan think this would be a good idea when he fully well knew we'd think it was stupid?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Gamer_V on Fri 09/02/2007 19:12:53
Because this forum is full of whiners.  ;)


What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Fri 09/02/2007 19:14:50
What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Fri 09/02/2007 19:18:40
Quote from: ManicMatt on Fri 09/02/2007 19:14:50
What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

Is this your question?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Fri 09/02/2007 19:22:51
People.

Please try and keep within the game rules, ok? :)

Of course, I have no control over you, but I urge you all to post within the rules. If you don't plan to, don't post.

Thanks.

I'll reask Gamer's question:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

(remember that neither answers nor questions need to be serious ;) )
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Fri 09/02/2007 19:27:29
Quote from: Dan_N_GameZ on Fri 09/02/2007 19:22:51
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It is around 25 M.P.H (Approx)

My question is:

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Fri 09/02/2007 19:28:50
Jon you're wrong! You're all wrong! The answer is 42!

We would be on Mars.

What, cosmically speaking, is the relevance of this question?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: on Fri 09/02/2007 19:34:44
Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Fri 09/02/2007 19:28:50
What, cosmically speaking, is the relevance of this question?


Cake. Cheesecake.

Why are we replying to this thread ?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Fri 09/02/2007 19:35:36
And your question is?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Fri 09/02/2007 19:42:38
Quote from: Blight3220 on Fri 09/02/2007 19:34:44Why are we replying to this thread ?
'Cos we're bored.

Why must it always be the red wire?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Phemar on Fri 09/02/2007 19:43:36
Quote from: Blight3220 on Fri 09/02/2007 19:34:44
Cake. Cheesecake.

Why are we replying to this thread ?

Because you're bored.

Why are you so cynical?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Blackthorne on Fri 09/02/2007 19:44:26
Quote from: Dan_N_GameZ on Fri 09/02/2007 19:42:38
Quote from: Blight3220 on Fri 09/02/2007 19:34:44Why are we replying to this thread ?
'Cos we're bored.

Why must it always be the red wire?

Cinematically, red is bold and stong and a viewer can identify it with danger.

Where do babies come from?  Surely someone here knows.

Bt
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Fri 09/02/2007 19:48:07
storks. (i thought everone knew that)

how many blondes does it take to..........? (use your imagination)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: deletethisprofile on Fri 09/02/2007 19:51:39
make a brunette


NEXT: why did the chicken cross the road...
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Gamer_V on Fri 09/02/2007 19:56:58
He was pot comitted.

Why is 2 times 2 45 if you look at it from the left?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Fri 09/02/2007 20:07:39
Don't know, and don't care.

Will this thread be locked?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Raggit on Fri 09/02/2007 20:23:31
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Fri 09/02/2007 20:07:39
Don't know, and don't care.

Will this thread be locked?

Do you want it locked?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Fri 09/02/2007 20:41:11
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Fri 09/02/2007 20:07:39Will this thread be locked?
I hope not.

If you were a frog, would a truck hit you?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Peder 🚀 on Fri 09/02/2007 21:10:55
no.

do you secretly hate everything about AGS?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Nikolas on Fri 09/02/2007 23:57:23
No

Does every question has to be a closed question (Yes/No) or we can have open questions as well (no right answer)? Further more why am I always the one to make post 20 and change page? Would this make me feel bad? Should it? Am I allowed to make multiple questions? If not is it possible to reserve teh previous one as my official answer and Edit my post? Can I thank you in advance?

Thank you
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Peder 🚀 on Sat 10/02/2007 00:34:17
I dont know,
I dont know,
I dont know,
I dont know,
I dont know,
I dont know,
I dont know,

Is it ok to answer with "I dont know" or dont it count as an answer?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: G on Sat 10/02/2007 01:15:17
I does, due to the fact that it is actually an answer.

Which is the answer to the universe and everything?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Alynn on Sat 10/02/2007 01:53:44
42. Except on alternate tuesdays, in which case it is the square root of the square root of -1.


If a mime falls in the woods, does anyone care?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Domino on Sat 10/02/2007 02:59:42
About the Mime, what the hell is he doing in the woods.

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers??

News at 11.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Blackthorne on Sat 10/02/2007 03:29:54
Quote from: Domino on Sat 10/02/2007 02:59:42
About the Mime, what the hell is he doing in the woods.

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers??

News at 11.

It's the bricks, duh.  Everyone knows bricks weigh more than feathers.  Geez, that's the stupidest question ever.  Only a smackhead would get that wrong.

What's the best adventure game EVAR?!?


Bt
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Domino on Sat 10/02/2007 03:37:21
It is a trick question. Sorry that i am so stupid. Just trying to be funny.  ;D
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Sat 10/02/2007 03:50:32
Quote from: Domino on Sat 10/02/2007 03:37:21
It is a trick question. Sorry that i am so stupid. Just trying to be funny.Ã,  :'(

apparently the Bush's thought iraq was a game (sorry for the political humor)
(domino, he was being funny himself. not being insulting)

was the qwerty keyboard created by someone dislexic?
(yes qwerty is actually in the dictionary)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Blackthorne on Sat 10/02/2007 04:01:34
Quote from: Da_Elf on Sat 10/02/2007 03:50:32
Quote from: Domino on Sat 10/02/2007 03:37:21
It is a trick question. Sorry that i am so stupid. Just trying to be funny.Ã,  :'(

apparently the Bush's thought iraq was a game (sorry for the political humor)
(domino, he was being funny himself. not being insulting)

was the qwerty keyboard created by someone dislexic?
(yes qwerty is actually in the dictionary)

I don't know.  They could have been dyslexic.  But then it would have been a ytrewq keyboard.

Bt
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Phemar on Sat 10/02/2007 08:12:38
Wow, check this -- If you own a qwerty keyboard, check the top line, the first 6 characters. What does it spell? Qwerty!

Pretty weird, huh.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Sat 10/02/2007 10:33:50
Geeze, you people really don't know? The original typewriter was in alphabetical order, but people typed to fast and got those bits behind the keys jammed, so they made the keyboard have the letters put into the qwerty order to slow people down. Seriously!

Why did I log into AGS when I'm at work?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Sat 10/02/2007 10:42:55
Hmm. I guess. Same goes for Georgie Bush....



Do you think Kate Bush is related to George Bush?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Sat 10/02/2007 19:02:18
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Sat 10/02/2007 10:42:55Do you think Kate Bush is related to George Bush?
Maybe.

Why can't I stop playing X-Com: UFO Defense and get on with scripting MG? :(
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Sat 10/02/2007 19:06:33
Because you are a puny earthling without willpower who will lead a poor live in slavery just like the rest of your race, once my kind takes over your absolutly unimportant planet, ahahahahahahahahaaaa!

...wait, no, forget about that. You aren't "playing" - you are getting inspirations for MG, looking at how others did it and, therefor, in one way, are working on Mech Gladiators!

My question: Why can't I think up a proper question?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Sat 10/02/2007 19:51:42
Quote from: Akatosh on Sat 10/02/2007 19:06:33My question: Why can't I think up a proper question?
'Cos you can only think of proper answers at the moment.

What's up?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Sun 11/02/2007 07:51:24
The ceiling.

Why does E equal MC squared instead of, say, vanilla-flavoured chocolate?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Alynn on Sun 11/02/2007 10:20:43
Because physics says so.

Why is World of Warcraft so damned addicting.

(side note, qwerty wasn't invented to slow down typists, it was invented to get the most commonly used together keys farther apart, it kept fast typers from jamming up the hammers when they pressed the keys. Secondly, the Dvorak (sp?) keyboard layout is made so that the most common keys pressed together are on opposite hands, as it turns out people type faster when they have to alternate hands while typing. Something about having time to reposisiton your fingers while the other hand is typing the key, so you are ready to type the next letter right after the previous letter is typed.)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Sun 11/02/2007 10:22:33
Quote from: Alynn on Sun 11/02/2007 10:20:43
(side note, qwerty wasn't invented to slow down typists, it was invented to get the most commonly used together keys farther apart, it kept fast typers from jamming up the hammers when they pressed the keys.

Ergo, SLOWING THEM DOWN!!!!!  >:( At first..

Oh shut up! I meant what you said, you just went to a wiki or something to sound smarter.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Andail on Sun 11/02/2007 10:56:52
Quote from: Alynn on Sun 11/02/2007 10:20:43
Because physics says so.

Why is World of Warcraft so damned addicting.

Because its designers have found a good balance in the strife/reward relation. After a certain amount of going through troubles, the game will give you rewards, making the player's brain send out dopamin, causing a sense of satisfaction that will make the player addicted.

What will happen when everybody's addicted to MMORPG's?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Sun 11/02/2007 11:13:54
The world will stop functioning and everyone will have to get back to work again, due to the fact that if noone is working, there is noone to supply electricity-

How many components are used to build an average LCD screen and what components is used?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Alynn on Sun 11/02/2007 11:16:32
Quote from: ManicMatt on Sun 11/02/2007 10:22:33
Quote from: Alynn on Sun 11/02/2007 10:20:43
(side note, qwerty wasn't invented to slow down typists, it was invented to get the most commonly used together keys farther apart, it kept fast typers from jamming up the hammers when they pressed the keys.

Ergo, SLOWING THEM DOWN!!!!! >:( At first..

Oh shut up! I meant what you said, you just went to a wiki or something to sound smarter.

Actually that's just something I know. Had I gone to a wiki I would have had a more intelligent and informed answer. Typing class 15 years ago FTW!
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Sun 11/02/2007 11:30:04
Quote from: vict0r on Sun 11/02/2007 11:13:54
The world will stop functioning and everyone will have to get back to work again, due to the fact that if noone is working, there is noone to supply electricity-

How many components are used to build an average LCD screen and what components is used?

Two components. Green and a French horn.

How fast can you to read backwinds?...mmmyyyyyeesss.....
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Sun 11/02/2007 14:24:11
Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Sun 11/02/2007 11:30:04How fast can you to read backwinds?...mmmyyyyyeesss.....
Not that fast...

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror naked? Be honest.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Chicky on Sun 11/02/2007 14:31:08
Who hasn't?


Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Sun 11/02/2007 14:57:39
Yes, but only because that blasted mirror is hanging exactly where you have to look if you step out of the bloody shower.

My question: What kind of game will this be? (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=30059.0)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Sun 11/02/2007 15:08:03
A game is about the effects of politics and religion on the human mind and the decadence of society.

If A=32 and B=67, what is C?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Khris on Sun 11/02/2007 15:17:23
Exactly 74,249579123386281993436120464981. Well not exactly, give or take a few digits at the end.

We now know why the sky is blue, so why is grass green?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Sun 11/02/2007 15:21:16
It depends on whom you ask.

Scientist explanation: Blah blah blah, photosynthesis, blah blah blah, chlorophyll, blah blah.
Religious explanation: Because He made it like that in His infinite wisdom and love.
Scientology explanation: We'll sue you for mentioning Scientology!

My explanation: WHO CARES?

What is the sound of cheese?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Sun 11/02/2007 16:02:42
Quote from: Akatosh on Sun 11/02/2007 15:21:16What is the sound of cheese?
By closely listening to cheese, one can hear it mutter to itself: "God dammit! First in that cow, then in a bucket, then fermented... Now I'm going to get eaten, I'm sure. HEY! Who the hell are you! Get away from me..." or something along the lines.

Arrrrgh?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Sun 11/02/2007 16:36:10
Blaaaaargh.

How much money, total, is CJ paying for these boards so that we can waste all the bandwidth on these threads?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Sun 11/02/2007 21:30:30
Exactly infinity billion dollars (USD, approximately 1.5 infinity billion dollars GBP).

Will I win the auction for the awesomest buttons of all time!??!?!
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Sun 11/02/2007 21:33:23
I'll let magic 8ball answer this... "Without a doubt" it said!

What is the square root of 74,249579123386281993436120464981?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Sun 11/02/2007 21:39:25
8616819548034314.1507223624989878

Hmmm....that doesn't actually seem right. Let me recalculate...AHA! I found the problem. I didn't carry the 9. The answer is actually 42.

Will Yu(fs/tz)ter ever change her avatar so people will stop calling her Chicky?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Sun 11/02/2007 22:35:02
Actually the square root of 74,249579123386281993436120464981 is 8,61681955! This makes your answer and question invalid and I get to ask another question! :=

Is the bible historically correct?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Sun 11/02/2007 22:38:08
No, because the world wasn't made in 7 days and the bible doesn't mention dinossaurs.

Will Yu(fs/tz)ter ever change her avatar so people will stop calling her Chicky?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Peder 🚀 on Sun 11/02/2007 22:46:25
Maybe when Chicky changes his!

Have you ever felt like taking a walk in the woods?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: R4L on Mon 12/02/2007 02:42:24
only when im camping.

does the Pope shit in the woods?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Mon 12/02/2007 05:20:37
Quote from: vict0r on Sun 11/02/2007 22:35:02Actually the square root of 74,249579123386281993436120464981 is 8,61681955! This makes your answer and question invalid

I copied and pasted it into my Windows Calculator...I didn't think about the fact that your comma is the equivalent of the American decimal point. My mistake...though the math was correct.

As for R4L's question: only when he's camping.

Next question: Can you come up with a question for me? Thanks!
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Mon 12/02/2007 06:29:01
Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Mon 12/02/2007 05:20:37Next question: Can you come up with a question for me?Thanks!
No, can't be arsed :P.

WHY?!
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Mon 12/02/2007 08:28:51
Because.

How Much Land Does a Man Need?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Mon 12/02/2007 08:51:07
42!

How many roads must a man walk down?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 10:28:08
For his sake, not too many, because he's going to have to walk UP those roads if he wants to go home.

Why do all good things come to an end?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Mon 12/02/2007 14:14:26
Because "In fact, everything is going to be sunshine and chocolate chip cookies" doesn't make a too good song.

How many projects will continue to pop up between me and KoffeeKrisis - Episode II?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Mon 12/02/2007 15:02:58
Exactly 6.25413.

Why?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 15:05:10
Because he wanted to know.

Who DID frame Roger Rabbit?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Mon 12/02/2007 15:45:35
Bugs couldnt take the competition.

you does society put up with "boy bands"?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Mon 12/02/2007 16:05:13
Try learning some English, then join this thread.

Why do air hostesses like stubbly men??
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Nikolas on Mon 12/02/2007 16:25:37
Because it's your only hope of getting laid!  := (Try to think before posting anything about people's english mate!)

Should TVD post less or not?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Mon 12/02/2007 16:27:06
Yes. Big pulsating yes, in letters as high as the horizon, glowing in a freakish shade of red that burns the letters into your eyeballs.  ;)

Gangsta Rap - a threat to humankind?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Eigen on Mon 12/02/2007 16:45:51
yesizzle for sureizzle!

What happens in "Lost" season 3?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Mon 12/02/2007 17:22:36
Too much to understand.

Is this pointless?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Mon 12/02/2007 17:41:56
Yes it is, now go away  :)

Who will be the first human to rule the world? (President Bush is excluded for obvious reasons)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Mon 12/02/2007 17:59:24
Me. Or Visy.

Why not Bush?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Mon 12/02/2007 18:07:49
Because the best of all laws is preventing him from continuing his reign over America long enough.

Isn't it ironic - don't you think?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Mon 12/02/2007 18:28:43
Quote from: Akatosh on Mon 12/02/2007 18:07:49Isn't it ironic - don't you think?
Oh, yes. Quite.

Why was Red Dwarf never shown in Romania? :(
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Mon 12/02/2007 18:59:01
Because it fits perfectly into a strike of bad luck for you romanian d00dz made by George W. Bush in order to reanimate Hitler to rule the world.

What?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Andail on Mon 12/02/2007 19:03:33
Nothing.

Why do I keep browsing this forum instead of reading the articles for my seminar tomorrow?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Mon 12/02/2007 19:06:14
Quote from: Andail on Mon 12/02/2007 19:03:33Why do I keep browsing this forum instead of reading the articles for my seminar tomorrow?
'Cos you don't feel like reading the articles for your seminar, most probably.

Why do we immediately think people that wear glassess are uber-smart?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 22:27:52
Because they're more likely to have spent hours reading lots of dense books in small type, hence damaging their eyes a hell of a lot and needing glasses, aka spectacles.

Well, that's one theory, anyway. The most popular one is, they're not likely to spell "glasses" like " glassess".

What's it all about, I mean really, when you get down to it? And DON'T answer 42.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Mon 12/02/2007 22:45:30
Absolutely NOTHING! Some time soon, the whole universe is just gonna ex/implode and everything will come to an end.

Finish this line of numbers: 4 8 15 16 23
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 23:06:57
.

How much wood would a LeChuck chuck if LeChuck could, and if LeChuck would, chuck wood?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Mon 12/02/2007 23:24:14
LeChuck wouldn't chuck woodchuck as LeChuck doesn't chuck wood.

If I sold my soul to the devil, would he give a refund?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 23:27:07
Depends, did you get a receipt?

What is your quest?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: LimpingFish on Mon 12/02/2007 23:33:17
My quest is this....

Quote from: ManicMatt on Mon 12/02/2007 23:24:14
If I sold my soul to the devil, would he give a refund?

That question makes no sense. By definition, the seller gives the refund.

...Am I being too pedantic? (Look it up.)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 23:36:24
No, but telling us to look it up is rather mean of you.

Why is it that love only happens to other people?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: LimpingFish on Mon 12/02/2007 23:39:52
Because love is a battlefield. And you won't leave your foxhole.

How many frenchmen can't be wrong?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Mon 12/02/2007 23:40:57
As many frenchmen as there are in the world.

How did you know I happen to inhabit a foxhole at this aprticular point in my life?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: LimpingFish on Mon 12/02/2007 23:51:08
Because the I sees, and the nose knows.

Two peanuts were walking in the park. One was assaulted.

What was the other?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Ashen on Tue 13/02/2007 00:03:27
A cashew nut in disguise. The first peanut was beaten as a message to other collaborators, the cashew was never seen again.

Jaffa cakes - Cake or Biscuit?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: R4L on Tue 13/02/2007 03:01:04
Biscuits man.

When will I ever finish a game?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: EagerMind on Tue 13/02/2007 04:27:07
Listen to your heart, it will tell you when. (But don't hold your breath! :))

Does anyone beside me worry that human technology is altering the course of evolution, so that thousands of years from now our ancestors will be be blind, bald, spineless creatures requiring their neurologically-wired machines to do the most simple of tasks?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Tue 13/02/2007 09:14:16
No, because for every techno freak out there there's a Von Glower that will counter it all by going back to nature, and etc. Besides, art is still a major part in humanity, and machines can't sing, draw, sculpt, and so on.

Now that Stephen King has finished his Dark Tower series, which in a way encompassed EVERY SINGLE BOOK AND STORY he has ever written, what are the chances of him ever writing anything memorable again?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Tue 13/02/2007 09:41:45
Quote.
Nooo!! You finally get a chance to say 42, and you blow it!
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Tue 13/02/2007 10:10:02
What? I certainly finished the line! There's not many things that are more final than a period! :D
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Hammerite on Tue 13/02/2007 11:22:36
42.

How do you spell gojroi
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: EagerMind on Tue 13/02/2007 11:36:54
Cover your left eye with your right hand, mash down on your keyboard for a bit with your left hand, and see what you get. That's how you spell it.

What would happen if an unstoppable force ran into an unmoveable object?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Ashen on Tue 13/02/2007 11:51:27
They'd go out for a few drinks to catch up. They haven't seen each other since their university days.

War - What is it good for?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Tue 13/02/2007 11:58:07
Money.

What is the origin of "&"?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: SSH on Tue 13/02/2007 12:40:43
Printers would set out the type one character at a time in the days of old, saying to their assistants who passed them the letters: "U and R and M and O and M" etc. However, when they wanted a "&" symbol they would end up saying "S and and and M" which was confusing. So, they used to say instead, "S and, per se, and, and M" and the "and, per se, and" got muddled around into "ampersand"...

Where do broken hearts go?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Alynn on Tue 13/02/2007 13:04:11
Lonely Town

What impact with IPv6 have on the use of the marketability of the decimal point, considering it loses a large part of it's market share to the dash?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 13/02/2007 14:24:48
Blue.

How well can you type with your nose while your eyes are closed?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Alynn on Tue 13/02/2007 14:28:33
ghydbuiklhd


What will the next question be?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: on Tue 13/02/2007 14:29:24
What was the last question?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 13/02/2007 14:42:17
Quote from: m0ds on Tue 13/02/2007 14:29:24
What was the last question?

"What will the next question be?"

Next question: Why is this SPAM thread still even open? :=
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Tue 13/02/2007 14:45:24
because it makes people smile (except you it seems hehe)

What exactly is spam made of?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Tue 13/02/2007 14:48:10
Pig Sh*t


How many people are there in the world EXACTLY?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Tue 13/02/2007 14:49:36
42.

What have I got in my pocket?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 13/02/2007 14:51:13
Noooo! Someone posted the wrong answer before me!


Quote from: Da_Elf on Tue 13/02/2007 14:45:24
because it makes people smile (except you it seems hehe)

What exactly is spam made of?

The correct answer is:

Quote from: SPAM.comWhat is SPAM® made of?
SPAM® Classic is made of just a few simple ingredients. Ham, pork, sugar, salt, water, a little potato starch, and a mere
hint of sodium nitrite to help SPAM® keep its color. Sounds delicious, and it is.

But seeing as I was beaten to the punch...6.42 billion. People. In the world. Exactly.

What was the point in Jon using profanity if he's just going to censor himself anyway?

[EDIT:]

Arg! Beaten again by FSi!!!

So...You've got Jews in your pocket. Three and a half Jewish men...and 2 Jewish women.\

What was the point in Jon using profanity if he's just going to censor himself anyway?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Tue 13/02/2007 15:04:55
I'm just trying to impress the ags communityÃ,  :)

What would monkey_05_06 like for valentines day... ;)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 13/02/2007 15:18:10
Amber (a girl I know, not the hardened sap you @$$h@t).*

Will you turn 27 within the next 50 years?

*Just trying to impress the AGS community...:P
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Tue 13/02/2007 15:44:41
Nope.

Why is the USSR always the evil force?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Tue 13/02/2007 18:22:45
Quote from: Akatosh on Tue 13/02/2007 15:44:41Why is the USSR always the evil force?
'Cos all major computer games are done by the westerners. And also, because it was a pretty bad country...

Why was I born in this two-bit country?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: EagerMind on Tue 13/02/2007 19:50:19
It's a long story that begins all the back to when the first creature pulled itself out of the oceans and took its first breath. Actually, it may go back even farther ....

Why do people who hate this thread so much keep posting to it, wondering when it's going to be locked, yet still play by the rules? :)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Tue 13/02/2007 19:54:58
Quote from: EagerMind on Tue 13/02/2007 19:50:19
It's a long story that begins all the back to when the first creature pulled itself out of the oceans and took its first breath. Actually, it may go back even farther ....

Why do people who hate this thread so much keep posting to it, wondering when it's going to be locked, yet still play by the rules? :)

It's a long story that begins all the back to when the first creature........hehehehe

now why did i just do that?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Tue 13/02/2007 20:51:52
Quote from: Da_Elf on Tue 13/02/2007 19:54:58now why did i just do that?
'Cos you were bored and saw this as the perfect opportunity to be funny.

Who is Carmen Sandiego and why does she keep hiding?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Tue 13/02/2007 21:27:08
That's TWO questions! I choose to say why she keeps hiding.

Because in doing so she's amassed quite a fortune to herself with all the Carmen Sandiego merchandise, and is getting ready for a red-hot affair with Arsène Lupin.

If a mystery were being investigated by Poirot, Miss Marple, Holmes and Maigret, who'd find the culprit first?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: vict0r on Tue 13/02/2007 21:33:21
MacGyver!

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much does a needle through the testicle hurt?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Tue 13/02/2007 21:46:53
Quote from: vict0r on Tue 13/02/2007 21:33:21On a scale from 1 to 10, how much does a needle through the testicle hurt?
The number that would answer that question would be so astronomically huge that it would not be contained in any one single Universe.

WTF?!
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Tue 13/02/2007 22:25:12
FTW!!

If Coca Cola made a diet cola drink that tasted EXACTLY the same as normal Coke, would they release it?  ;)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: EagerMind on Wed 14/02/2007 04:34:45
Maybe they already have, and we've just been duped all this time that we're drinking regular Coke!

Why did the duck walk into the synagogue?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Wed 14/02/2007 12:33:50
To get to the other religion

What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Wed 14/02/2007 12:35:39
24!

What did Jon see just before he took that picture for his avvie?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Wed 14/02/2007 13:09:53
Wow! That must make an AMAZING picture for my avvie!

How much can you get for daedric crescent? (without tricks or mods, of course)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Wed 14/02/2007 13:28:43
FSi, you didn't answer the question, what did he SEE. Your question is void.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Wed 14/02/2007 13:50:30
Neither did you.

He saw mating Tyrannosauridaes.

How much can you get for daedric crescent? (without tricks or mods, of course)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Wed 14/02/2007 14:06:31
I did, if you know your Hitchhiker's Guide. It's 42. It's already been said so many times in this thread, I made a joke and said 24. Had enough finger-pointing?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Stupot on Wed 14/02/2007 14:12:29
A. Yes, I've had enough.
Q. Is that your answer, Rui?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Ashen on Wed 14/02/2007 14:47:23
 Actually, 42 is the answer to 'The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything'. What that question is, AFAIK, isn't revealed - but it's not likely to be 'What is the meaning of life?' so, Rui, you kind of didn't answer that one.

And is it fair to address a question to one particular person? Seems like it'd hold things up, until that person posts.
(I don't think this question counts, because I wasn't answering the last one.)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Wed 14/02/2007 15:26:10
nope not too fair.

was yoda the last of his kind?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: SSH on Wed 14/02/2007 15:42:22
No, others have made bad AGS games since then... oh, THAT yoda?


Which game should REALLY have won the p3N1S award?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Wed 14/02/2007 15:50:05
Quote from: Ashen on Wed 14/02/2007 14:47:23Actually, 42 is the answer to 'The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything'. What that question is, AFAIK, isn't revealed - but it's not likely to be 'What is the meaning of life?' so, Rui, you kind of didn't answer that one.

Quote from: Douglas AdamsMany many millions of years ago a race of hyperintelligent pandimensional beings (whose physical manifestation in their own universe is not dissimilar to our own) got so fed up with the constant bickering about the meaning of life which used to interrupt their favorite pastime of Brockian Ultra Cricket (a curious game which involved suddenly hitting people for no readily apparent reason and then running away) that they decided to sit down and solve their problems once and for all.
  And to this end they built themselves a stupendous super computer...

So the reason they built the super computer was in fact to determine the meaning of life. There is a bit of ambiguity when they actually ask the computer to tell them the meaning, in that they actually ask for the Answer to Life, not the meaning of life:

Quote from: Douglas Adams"O Deep Thought computer," [Fook] said, "the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us . . ." he paused, "the Answer!"
  "The Answer?" said Deep Thought. "The Answer to what?"
  "Life!" urged Fook.
  "The Universe!" said Lunkwill.
  "Everything!" they said in chorus.

Quote from: SuperSapienHomoWhich game should REALLY have won the p3N1S award?

What a silly question. YTMND - The Game (http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=25434.0) should have won of course!*

How many clothespins can you pin on your testicles before one of them explodes?

*I have no idea what game actually won, so I could be speaking complete bullocks here. :)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Wed 14/02/2007 23:00:11
The exact number of clothespins equal the number of angels who can dance on the head of a pin. Really. Try it.

Should we look at this thread from the very beginning and count all the questions that were answered with less than obvious and sometimes disputeable replies, and compare them with all the ones that clearly weren't answers at all by, simply put, not answering the question?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: ManicMatt on Wed 14/02/2007 23:01:59
No.

Even though it sits on my shelf in it's very nice limited Edition packaging, will I EVER get round to playing Godfather - The average videogame on PS2?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Wed 14/02/2007 23:04:45
That depends on whether you want to play a game you yourself don't know whether you'll ever play... or whether you consider selling it, in mint condition, limited Edition and all. In your heart, you'll know the answer.

What is the greatest lesson that life has taught YOU?

EDIT - BTW, my dialog with FSi was *not* part of the game, I was *not* adressing questions in the game, I *was* asking him. I had thought that was obvious. Sorry for any confusion on that point.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: LimpingFish on Wed 14/02/2007 23:06:27
This one. I'm pointing at it right now, but you'll have to take my word for it.

How many EA executives does it take to make one whole human being?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Da_Elf on Thu 15/02/2007 00:14:43
they are probably too full of themselves like most executives to be able to get them in 1 room to find out

(stupid plug here hehehe) has anyone tried my game yet lol?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Thu 15/02/2007 07:03:17
Quote from: Da_Elf on Thu 15/02/2007 00:14:43(stupid plug here hehehe) has anyone tried my game yet lol?
I have, but only a bit.

Was this thread a good ideea?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Thu 15/02/2007 09:36:09
Well, no one's locked it yet, and people have been following the rules.

What am I going to ask next?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Thu 15/02/2007 09:47:45
Pass the ketchup.

Who is the smartest person in the world?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Thu 15/02/2007 09:49:52
Two people. Crowther and Woods. If you don't know these names, SHAME ON YOU!

Actually, lemme test y'all - who were Crowther and Woods?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Blackthorne on Thu 15/02/2007 13:50:55
Quote from: Rui "Trovatore" Pires on Thu 15/02/2007 09:49:52
Two people. Crowther and Woods. If you don't know these names, SHAME ON YOU!

Actually, lemme test y'all - who were Crowther and Woods?

Collosal Cave Adventure duders?

Who is Keyser Soze?

Bt
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Thu 15/02/2007 14:33:31
Keyser Söze (IPA pronunciation: [kajz sozej]) is a fictional character in the 1995 movie "The Usual Suspects", written by Christopher McQuarrie. In the film, Söze is an underworld kingpin whose ruthlessness and influence have a legendary, even mythical status among law enforcement agents and criminals alike. In the liner notes for The Usual Suspects soundtrack album, director Bryan Singer describes him as a mystical character.

What will cause the end of the world?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: FSi++ on Thu 15/02/2007 15:16:09
I hope it won't came before the Universe implodes :=

What should one do with the assault rifle in the case of nuclear war?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Thu 15/02/2007 16:28:13
Run around and kill plunderers... so you can take their stuff.

What is the difference between "french herbs" and regular herbs, apart from the french ones being from France?

(I've always wondered about that...)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Thu 15/02/2007 16:45:19
Because, it went crazy and thought it was Jewish.

What did the doctor say to the suicide bomber?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Dan_N on Thu 15/02/2007 17:07:02
Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Thu 15/02/2007 16:45:19What did the doctor say to the suicide bomber?
Run, bitch, run!

Will there ever be a utopia?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Thu 15/02/2007 17:52:31
Quote from: Akatosh on Thu 15/02/2007 16:28:13
What is the difference between "french herbs" and regular herbs, apart from the french ones being from France?

Quote from: TheVintageDemon on Thu 15/02/2007 16:45:19
Because, it went crazy and thought it was Jewish.

How does THAT make ANY sense? Even remotely? (not a game question!)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Thu 15/02/2007 19:13:50
Quote from: Dan_N_GameZ on Thu 15/02/2007 17:07:02
Will there ever be a utopia?

No.

Who will win the cricket world cup?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Thu 15/02/2007 22:34:05
QuoteI hope it won't came before the Universe implodes

Ok, apparently I'm the only one who's actually bothered, but FSi, again you didn't ANSWER the question! And actually same for VintageDemon.... although I guess I can extract an answer from his post... barely... What's the use of this thread if we don't follow the rules. :P

QuoteWho will win the cricket world cup?

Why, the crickets will, obviously. Unless the grasshoppers plan on overthrowing them.

What was the first adventure game ever to feature graphics?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: TheJBurger on Thu 15/02/2007 23:38:47
Quote from: Rui "Trovatore" Pires on Thu 15/02/2007 22:34:05
What was the first adventure game ever to feature graphics?

Mystery House by Roberta Williams...

...I think.

What show is better, LOST or 24?

Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: EagerMind on Thu 15/02/2007 23:42:57
Neither, they both suck! ;D

What would you do if you have an itch that you can't scratch?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Thu 15/02/2007 23:46:55
Try and ignore it. It's bound to go away eventually.

...isn't it?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: monkey0506 on Fri 16/02/2007 06:14:33
Probably. NOT!

See the humour? Just like Borat. Which I didn't/haven't seen.
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Rui 'Trovatore' Pires on Fri 16/02/2007 10:13:06
I think I saw something, but it could have been a figment of mine imagination...

What was so innovative about The Last Express?
(Whee, adventure game trivia!)
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Fri 16/02/2007 15:55:16
Umm, it had girls, and a train, and some kind of portal. That's innovative! ;)

What is so hated about Michael Jackson?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Jon on Fri 16/02/2007 15:58:35
It's not so much hatred as jealousy of Micheal Jackson, this is due to his dancing.

What came first the chicken or the egg?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Akatosh on Fri 16/02/2007 16:09:37
The frying pan.

Why do people tend to answer "Yes" and "No" to "Or-Questions"?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Stupot on Fri 16/02/2007 16:14:42
Yes

What number between 1 and 3 am I thinking of?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: nulluser on Fri 16/02/2007 16:17:07
Umm, 59-ish?

Who likes measuring answerphones?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Eigen on Fri 16/02/2007 16:33:00
Nobody.

Say what now?
Title: Re: Q&A Session, a game for the bored
Post by: Andail on Fri 16/02/2007 16:57:43
Allright, the entertainment factor of this thread has dropped below AGS standards by now.