Thread of Conjuring Tricks and Telekinesis

[Ultra Magnus]

I only do magic to pick up girls.
I'm not a weirdo.

getting a snake out of your trousers is not magic 

But making an elephant appear out of nowhere is.

[AtheistChase]

I only do magic to pick up girls.
I'm not a weirdo.

getting a snake out of your trousers is not magic 

But making an elephant appear out of nowhere is.

You keep an elephant in your pants?

[Dualnames]

I only do magic to pick up girls.
I'm not a weirdo.

getting a snake out of your trousers is not magic 

But making an elephant appear out of nowhere is.

You keep an elephant in your pants?

Metaphorically?
BTW, with your name, I'm wondering did Goldie send you a pm?

[AtheistChase]

I only do magic to pick up girls.
I'm not a weirdo.

getting a snake out of your trousers is not magic 

But making an elephant appear out of nowhere is.

You keep an elephant in your pants?

Metaphorically?
BTW, with your name, I'm wondering did Goldie send you a pm?

A metaphorical elephant is harder to carry in your pants than a real one, isn't it? Damn things are invisible. I keep losing mine.

I sent him a PM.

[Ultra Magnus]

You keep an elephant in your pants?

You're damn skippy, I do!

I keep losing mine.

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