Reverse Yo Mama Jokes

bspeers · Thu 10/05/2007 17:12:09

Yo Mamma so fit, she's no sleepwalker, she's a sleep triathlete!

Yo mamma so fine, she's got a point on the end!

Yo mamma so fat and ugly... in bizarro world! Oh, your mother's great!

You mamma so kind, when people call the goodwill, they get her!

You mamma so clean, when she sneezes, windex comes out! OHHH! (spritz, spritz, spritz)

Akatosh · Thu 10/05/2007 17:27:29

I totally didn't do your mom last night.

MrColossal · Thu 10/05/2007 17:35:56

When the whole Columbine thing went down in the US many years ago I remember seeing a backup of the kid's website. They had a section for jokes and one of the jokes was something like:

Your momma's so smart she uses Pantene Pro V shampoo, she has no split ends or nothing!

I remember reading that, laughing, wondering if I should be laughing, deciding it was ok because laughing at a joke a murderer wrote doesn't give the murderer special powers and then the joke just stuck in my head.

I enjoy your last one the best, bspeers.

bspeers · Thu 10/05/2007 17:51:39

Yeah, they're not that funny, but I thought it might work as a concept. It's somewhere between "clean joke" humour (IE: lame) and metacomedy (IE: funny).

Any good ones out there? It would be nice to see some less clean ones too.

LimpingFish · Thu 10/05/2007 18:28:32

!esuoh eht dnuora stis ehs, esuoh eht dnuora stis ehs nehw...taf os amam oY.

Radiant · Thu 10/05/2007 21:10:38

Yo poppa so dumb, he thought the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

Khris · Thu 10/05/2007 21:16:22

Yo mamma's so fat she's orbited by little mammas.

Helm · Thu 10/05/2007 21:20:35

I sincerily respect your mother and wish her all the best.

Pesty · Fri 11/05/2007 06:18:12

Quote from: Helm on Thu 10/05/2007 21:20:35
I sincerily respect your mother and wish her all the best.

Oh no you di'in't!! Take some of THIS!

Your mother is a quality member of society and I am thoroughly impressed with her volunteer work.

She is also looking rather trim these days. Her trips to the gym have really paid off.

Babar · Fri 11/05/2007 07:25:18

I have a feeling that "Yo Mamma so sexy..." variations wouldn't go down very well, no matter how well intentioned.

Helm · Fri 11/05/2007 08:22:52

Quote from: Pesty on Fri 11/05/2007 06:18:12
Quote from: Helm on Thu 10/05/2007 21:20:35
I sincerily respect your mother and wish her all the best.

Oh no you di'in't!! Take some of THIS!

Your mother is a quality member of society and I am thoroughly impressed with her volunteer work.

She is also looking rather trim these days. Her trips to the gym have really paid off.

Well I guess you had it coming...

Once last summer I was at your mother's house waiting for you, and she made me tea and cookies and we had a wonderful chat. She really a wonderful person.

Pesty · Fri 11/05/2007 09:24:25

Quote from: Helm on Fri 11/05/2007 08:22:52
Quote from: Pesty on Fri 11/05/2007 06:18:12
Quote from: Helm on Thu 10/05/2007 21:20:35
I sincerily respect your mother and wish her all the best.

Oh no you di'in't!! Take some of THIS!

Your mother is a quality member of society and I am thoroughly impressed with her volunteer work.

She is also looking rather trim these days. Her trips to the gym have really paid off.

Well I guess you had it coming...

Once last summer I was at your mother's house waiting for you, and she made me tea and cookies and we had a wonderful chat. She really a wonderful person.

Ohhh ohhhh you went there

Remember that time that your mother went out of her way to make your favorite cake for your birthday and also to get you that game you really wanted? And then she sat down and played the game with you,even though she wasn't really interested, but she knew it meant a lot to you? And it did mean a lot to you? That was totally awesome of your mom.

Helm · Fri 11/05/2007 09:27:19

Holy shit shut up s-shut up! Alright?

Your m...mom has a very p-pretty smile *sob* and she helped me with a college application *snif* though she had lots to do that day because it was spring c-cleaning day *sob* b-but she helped anyway. She's really great!

Vince Twelve · Fri 11/05/2007 09:44:43

Your mom's better than my mom.

MrColossal · Fri 11/05/2007 15:14:17

Alright Pete, Helm, consider this a warning, any more flaming of each other will result in a 2 month banning.

Ghormak · Fri 11/05/2007 15:36:03

I considered posting the same thing earlier! Curse you, rule nr 3!

... and 1!

Erenan · Fri 11/05/2007 19:16:08

Eric, we all know you're just upset because your mom makes some damn good pie.

Saberteeth · Sat 12/05/2007 08:08:00

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she get's up in the middle of the movie, she covers half of it.

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma's so stupid she fell and missed the floor.

Yo momma's so old she ownes jesus a buck.

Yo momma's so old that when she went to school, history wasn't even a subject.

Yo momma's so fat that when she falls of the bed she falls on both sides.

there's more but I don't remember them now.

Oh wait,....reverse momma jokes, ignore this post please.

Akatosh · Sat 12/05/2007 10:48:33

Your mom doesn't suck - she sure is a real quality whore

Creator · Sat 12/05/2007 11:18:36

Yo momma's so fat, each time she turns around it's her birthday.