Role Playing Forum Game, Anyone?

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

"Everyone just relax and we'll be out of here in no time," said Ron in a convincing tone.

Why do I always get trapped on the elevator at lunch hour?  It had been the third time in as many weeks that the elevator seized up, and Ron knew it would be awhile before the repair guys came to fix it -- but this time he was prepared:  Smiling, he yanked a rolled up magazine from his back pocket and gave the glossy cover a gentle slap to flatten it out.  Guns N' Ammo!  And it was the special 'Magnum' issue, too!  Ron slid a piece of spearmint gum between his teeth and chewed it in slowly as he leaned against the cold steel railing and flipped pages.  All was right with the world again, at least until he could get downstairs and over to the coffee shop for an extra triple-creme donut.

Yeah, everything was great.

Oh God, not now.  Ron's beady eyes squinted behind his magazine as his butt cheeks clenched, desperately fighting the urge to --

too late.

Fortunately, he hadn't made a sound so they wouldn't know it was him.  And maybe it won't smell.  That would just be too damn embarrassing. 

As if to hide the deed, Ron fished through his right pocket and held out a silver foil-wrapped flat rectangle to the burly, shaggy-haired fellow to his left.  "Gum?"

[Dualnames]

Well, the others were good at being social but sometimes Ford lost that lovin' feeling. Especially with Earthmen. Ron's comment about getting out fast almost caused the typical feeling that Ford would get every time someone tried not to say the situation is a dead-end.

So there he stood in his very thoughts. He actually was about to offer his towel to Ron , but the guy was going to go for what he was going for with his own means. So he opened up the Sub-Etha Signalling Device as known as the Thumb.

No Signal

At that moment a smell came to his nose, but he chose to ignore it.
He opened the Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy and entered the entry: Elevators

Elevators

*hum*

Elevators are devices that help people or give the illusion that they help people to move faster. Actually stairs are a lot faster and tire you less than an elevator, since when you use stairs you can never get stuck and will never think or say "Can't this thing go faster?".
There are a lot of elevator types: future elevators, ultra-fast elevators, and the typical never-work-when-you-want-them-elevators. In conclusion: Take the Stairs.

[Klyptomaniac]

HOLD ON. I haven't approved any of these yet! After we get the characters down, then I'll make another topic for the game, and we'll talk about it here. Is that fine?

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

No.  It has outgrown you into an epic struggle of man vs. elevator.

[Dualnames]

HOLD ON. I haven't approved any of these yet! After we get the characters down, then I'll make another topic for the game, and we'll talk about it here. Is that fine?

Blast and we were working on it really good,...

[jetxl]

Bud Spencer remembers an old Iralian way to fix electric apliences: kicking it. He limps in the air and lands with both feel flat on the flood. That should do the trick.