Yeah. So, let's say you were your average hot male teacher of 25 years old, surrounding by adoring 15-18 year olds every day. Not even just female.
How would you be seduced?
Are you serious? If this is hypothetical...
What I would do is stand up on my desk and, as loud as humanly possible, say, "I'm a flying monkey!" and jump off the desk.
It gets 'em every time. That's what you should do...and do it soon!
Someone has the hots for their teacher methinks....
Best way is to grow really long sideburns :=, that will work.... or show a lot of flesh.... ;)
Flash him. And take lots of pictures. And show us...just to make sure you did it right. ;)
He caught me trying to take a photo of him the other day. I was strategically positioned around the corner outside the Geography Room to snap him on my phone when he turned the corner. As it happened, he'd just taught an English class, so he came up from behind me and waved a book in front of the camera, grinning. He totally caught me out.
Of course, I looked at the phone and said, "Whoa, how did that get there?" and then started coughing. Naturally.
Now, if YOU were a male teacher, how would you best be seduced?
P.S. I'm without shame or morals.
Nobody's going to tell you. We're all going to make jokes and tease you. Face it. :)
Oh, I don't mind. It all helps. Helps me think of intricate plots to seduce him.
a n00bie question, please do not be angry for me being such a n00b, i will delet this post when you have answered
what is a 'seduced' ???
EDIT
ahh now i understand ::)
the proplem is, i can't delet this post, but this post can also help those who don't know what that means so i don't think i will delet this post
Breaking his legs.
Ah, I get it. You're one of those "oh-so-mature" teenie girls that thinks they can't deal with a guy their own age. You're too good for a guy who isn't 20-something, and only he can satisfy your emotional needs.
Don't you watch TV? You know how it'll all end! :P
Hah. Seduce means to get somebody to fall in love with you, or some variant thereof.
No, I'm just one of those teen girls that wants to seduce her teacher. Like those evil Rich American Cheerleader girls from movies, except I don't live in America and I'm not rich. Oh, and I'm not a cheerleader, either.
And what's the reason you want him seduced? :P
She is lonely, Oh...so very lonely.
Let's see... I'm 25, so now all I have to do is imagine myself as a lowlife scumbag who would take advantage of the position of trust I've been placed into just to get my rocks off... hmm...
Well, if you think he'd be into it, walk up to him and take off your shirt. That'll probably do it.
If you suduce this guy, you're gonna get screwed... Take that how you want to.
I'm with Rode on this, but if my extensive knowledge of hentai adventure games provides any insightful advice, it's that you should tie yourself to a chair and expose your panties to him. Repeatedly. And maybe with a tentacle alien raping you from behind.
Do the Indy trick - write LOVE on your eyelids and bat your lashes at him.
It's likely he'll quit his job soon, though. ;D
There was a teacher at our school that dated one of the students.
And he was subsequently fired for it.
I agree, do the Indy trick. Not only is it neat, it's also very Indy.
:D
Take pictures and put it on a T-Shirt for FOY merchandise, that is, IF IT EVER GETS DONE! :)
Oooo, burn!
Here you go FPCS i rogered so you can roger. :P
<Alec> roger google how to seduce a teacher
<Roger> 'how to seduce a teacher': http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/how_to/61519
Damn, everyone knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, buy him some booze!
Oh, I think your standard courting practices should do, really.
First, you need to make it clear to everyone you know except him that you think he's the most awesome person on earth and you want to do violate him in every way. This includes making a website with his head photoshopped onto the statue of David and threatening/harrassing anyone who has ever met him or was liked by him. This is the point where he should be made aware of your website and your crushing admiration of him. Without giving him time to respond, you should slip into his bedroom while he's away, duct tape his cat to the ceiling, and be waiting in his bed wearing all of his clothes and if possible, chewing some of his discarded gum. Congratulations, he's yours.
Good luck! We're all rooting for you.
Seducing the man is the worst thing you can do to him!!!
I've been in the position before.Ã, When I was 23 I had a 17 year old that kept asking me out!Ã, Sure, she was smokin' hot and incredible, but I didn't feel like going to jail.Ã, (we went out on a date the night she turned 18, but that's neither here nor there)
But this guy ... he's your teacher for God's sake!Ã, I don't know how it works in your corner of the world, but in American school systems he'd be fired just for the flirting with a student.Ã,Â
Darth Mandarb's Advice (earned from bitter experience)
Momentary satisfaction is NEVER worth it if the long term consequences are bad.Ã, Ã, While you might come out of this with some satisfaction, it's his life/livelyhood you're potentially destroying.
Trust me on this, fantasize about it ... daydream if you will, but don't go through with it.Ã, In the long run it's better for you both.
Walk away ...
I say go for it.
I would recommend writing "(insert your name here)+(insert teacher's name here)" inside a big heart on every black board in the school. Then you follow him home from school, playing love songs you wrote yourself on a stolen ukulele. Whenever any one else talks to him in your presence, tackle them and beat them to a pulp screaming "HE'S MINE, BITCH!" That always works for me...
...Not that I've ever done anything like that. Obviously. I'm a good girl.
Don't forget the fact that a couple of years from now, you'll look back on this crush and go "ARGH!!!! How embarrasing. What was WRONG with me??". Everyone has crushes on a teacher at some point (perhaps) but if you take it any further than that, there's a 99% chance that the teacher will come to fear being near you. Ever had a kid several years younger than you have a crush on you? It's awful, and you don't want to hurt them or encourage them. It mostly just makes you feel uncomfortable, and if you're in the position of a teacher, it's worse because you have a good chance of being fired if the student tries it on too much.
If you get the 1% chance that the teacher responds in kind, you'll have sex for a bit, you'll be discovered (inevitable - absolutely inevitable), he'll get fired, you'll be expelled and you might even make it to the news which will make it very hard to get new friends at whatever school you have to go to next. Plus, you'll look back on it one day in the near future and regret how you ruined your school life and got taken advantage of by a sleaze. No matter how "in control" you think you are, in the end, it's a bad teacher/person taking advantage of a typical school girl crush.
Of course, if you want to go through with this, the best way is to act all maturey on him and put yourselves in positions where you can be alone together in the classroom. Talk to him like an equal while keeping up a fascade of cute ignorance and devilish sexuality. If he's a sleaze, he'll eventually take advantage of you in a passive way, convincing himself it's okay. You'll have a brief, tumoltuous relationship of sexual tension and hatred. You'll discover that he's with you because he's actually a loser that can't get women his own age. Ã, Then all that other awful stuff will happen.
I love the Indy idea though ^_^
I would just like to mention that if he is 25 and you're under 18 there is going to be a very large problem.
In USA 16 is the age limit for...
... getting FREA-KAY! :)
I find it's always best to explain my feelings thru a short, yet dramatic puppet show involving spider-man action figures....
If that dosen't get him, he's obviously gay....
I keep telling you: just rape the guy!
It's as simple as:
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DISCLAIMER:
Um, guys, while I appreciate your concern and while my teacher is
hot, I do not
actually intend to
seduce him.
It just seemed like a funny topic. But now you've gone and fucked it up with your advicingness.
Quote from: SpongeI keep telling you: just rape the guy!
Yeah, I considered that. The opportunity hasn't yet presented itself, but I'm going out Saturday Night so, if I meet him, I'll get him drunk and take advantage. If he's REALLY tough which, let's face it, he WON'T be... I'll slip some date rape and viagra into his drink.
This is going to be totally awesome!
PS Alec... that is screwed up... seriously. Especially the last two or three 'hints'..
It was Roger not me.
I'm a teacher-to-be, and I'm 24 next month.
I can ignore and reject you just for practice, so you'll know what it's like
:P
Edit: suddenly that tounge-smiley got a whole lot creepier
Good job the forums don't have that cat smilie, like MSN. ;)
Yufster, admit it... this thread is actually part of the Irish Education Board' s recruitment drive
Tell us the truth: does he look like Tim Schafer?!
I wouldn't get your hopes up, if it's a young teacher he's probably more interested in the kids' mothers; if you want to seduce a teacher the best bet is to find a lonely one who's 40+ :=
That's always worked for me.
I'm gonna chime in with my voice of wisdome here, as I've been a teacher before and that ended in short order due to the very actions you're asking about. While this young lady was wholey unsuccessful in her attempts, it made me uncomfortable enough to resign my position. Any teacher worth their salt (in the US anyway) would turn you down flat, report what happened to to their superiors and steps would be taken to remove the juvinile from any of said techer's classes.
Most teachers have no interest in lossing their job, and risk jail time for statutory rape over sex.
I know your not serious, at least I hope your not, but to me it doesn't seem like a comical topic.
C.
jeez Lex, pretending to be a hitman and killing people and pretending to have a necklace of ears and all that is a comical topic but not this?
did I mention the ear necklace thing on the boards? and I'm only stating that "I" dont think it's comical. Everyone else is having a good time and "I" dont think it's commical due to personal experience. I didn't lock it or issues warnings, just stated my opinion on the mater. and as I recall, everyone else picked out this "hitman" persona for me, I just played along.
You all know I'm a closet hippy-treehugger-washed-up-wannabe-artist anyway :p
(hugs all around)
C.
Aww, Courtland, I've always known you were a kind, sweet man. :)
Anyway, I at least understand your position here. And you're right, no teacher in the U.S. would ever dare to lose his or her job over statutory rape. I would suggest, Yufster, that IF you find you're having feelinigs for this teacher, try to deal with them and don't do anything unwise.
Um, except for those teachers that did lose their jobs over statutory rape?
Why is it called statutory rape when the not-of-age person in question consents to the act?Ã, Rape would be without consent, wouldn't it?
Yes, it's called a technicality, RE. :P They label it rape so that it sounds worse than it really is. Because nobody under the age of 18 can POSSIBLY think for themselves. But that's another debate altogether. :P
It's more a case of the vast majority of them not being mature enough to think for themselves, I think.
Judging by the teen pregnancy rate, I don't know how you could disagree. The ones who are mature enough should be smart enough not to get caught.
Oh, I don't disagree. I believe the age of 18 is the lowest it should ever be, in this country at least. Those mature enough wouldn't even DO something that stupid. :P
Why would anyone become a teacher, if they couldn't get sex from easilly moldable youths?
There was a teacher in my highschool who had some sort of sexual relations with a student...he was well over 40, I'd almost argue over 50, but I can't remember too well. He was most certainly fired. The thing I didn't understand about the relationship, other than the overwhelming age difference, was the fact that he was just a drivers ed teacher. So the girl must have REALLY wanted that drivers liscence.
But honestly, at age 20, I see all the upcomming college/university freshman, and while a good many of them are attractive, I don't have any interest in them based on maturity alone.
However, that being said...I don't see why there should be some arbitrary number for being able to have sex. I see no reason why the eighteen year old seducing the twenty-five year old is somehow not the sleezy person, and everyone blames the twenty-five year old. Now if the twenty-five year old cajoled an eighteen year old into having sex, I'd agree.
However, even after saying that, a teacher and student relationship should never cross that line.
-MillsJROSS
The reason the 25 year old is held responsible is because, like you, he should see the maturity difference and the violation of the trust placed in him and turn it down. There are laws in place so that if there is only a 2-4 year difference (varies by state) statutory rape laws are not applicable.
In short, she's still sleezy but he's equally sleezy and legally able to be tried as an adult.
She's already eighteen and therefore legal, the only law that has been broken are rules mandated by the school system. I wasn't really talking about legality, though. I was more just pointing out that people tended to call the 25 year old, in this scenario, a sleeze. But it seemed there was no, or not nearly so much, negative feeling towards the girl who actively was seeking the 25 year old out. Now, as her teacher, it's his responsibility to make sure nothing happens. But if he wasn't her teacher, legaly there would be nothing wrong with their union. And even if she were underage, as long as she had consent from her parents, there would be no illegal acts committed. As the parents are probably the only ones who could press charges (Still assuming that he's not her teacher, and that their sex was consentual). This strays from the topic a bit, but I just felt people were viewing the 25 year old too harshly comparatively to that of the 18 year old.
-MillsJROSS
I'll impart the method that has worked for me time and time again.
First, bring up in conversation the "fact" that you are doing a sociological examination of male teacher's sleeping patterns and if they would very much mind going to bed with you for science. Then, on the way to their boudoir or bedroom, make some sort of witty pun to the effect that this looks more like a "Simone de Boudoir." Note, however that this only works if they are an early 20th century feminist teacher, and a woman. Also, for some reason, "Simone de bedroom" isn't as funny.
Make some light conversation about their intererests, whether it be teaching, or slam dancing, or murdering schoolgirls in their sleep. Make it sound like you really care. I suggest the following construction: "My, I really love FILL IN THE ACTIVITY HERE. Yes, I'm sure FILL IN THE ACTIVITY HERE is far more interesting than the average person believes. Yes, I agree that FILL IN THE ACTIVITY HERE is much more complex than that human chattel we call society can possibly comprehend." -- except, try not to sound too sarcastic.
Once you're in bed with him or her or them, tell them you need to take pictures to go with the words of your publication. Not only is this useful as incriminating evidence, it will also be useful for your dissertation, assuming you complete this pilot study. Before you go to sleep, slip in that you really like the way he teaches and that you only wished there was some way to display your bright, bouncy appreciation for his teaching and his immense prowess with a chalkbrush. He will probably suggest a card. At this point, actually pull out a card, but instead of what's written on the inside, have the words "Please have sex with me" on the interior. This will almost certainly guarantee that after you get up, sometime, when he's read the card, he will have sex with you. Or me, depending on whose name you put in the card.
After all that, be sure to publish the results. This will not only complete the illusion, but be the only ethical way of dealing with the research findings you've collected so far. "Social Problems Quarterly" is supposed to have a special issue on sleeping patterns in the next couple months, so that gives you a goal.
Good luck!
To catch a teacher you first must learn to think like a teacher, get inside his head, go throughhis garbage - then hit him over the head and store him in carbonite for about ten years - if you get over your crush before then he would probably make a lovely hood ornament.
I love how so many people took a thread by YUFSTER seriously :D
Stay-ups are the way to go! No man can resist stay-ups, right?
I think it has more to do with the fact it's a teacher and not necessarily the age.
I think if a 25 year old teacher has sex with their 30 year old student it is still a violation.
I know in Australia the legal age for sex is 16 (it may be 18 for homosexual sex, but that's another debate)
So all you have to do is either change schools or get him to change schools and everything will be set.
For the seduction, it's simple, just record a video of yourself shaving your bikini zone (most guys hate girls with hairy chests) and post it on your website, then send him an email. Guys love that stuff.
you could also just slip the video into his suitcase, but then you risk the chance of the masses not seeing it.
Of course a 25 yr old dating an 18 yr old wouldn't get much respect from the general community, but who knows, they could be perfect for each other. who would notice when He's 35 and she's 28. My best mate is 28 and he's dating a 38 yr old with 2 kids. I know that's different to being a minor but age isn't always a guide.
Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Fri 01/10/2004 03:24:41
Seducing the man is the worst thing you can do to him!!!
I've been in the position before. When I was 23 I had a 17 year old that kept asking me out! Sure, she was smokin' hot and incredible, but I didn't feel like going to jail. (we went out on a date the night she turned 18, but that's neither here nor there)
But this guy ... he's your teacher for God's sake! I don't know how it works in your corner of the world, but in American school systems he'd be fired just for the flirting with a student.
Darth Mandarb's Advice (earned from bitter experience)
Momentary satisfaction is NEVER worth it if the long term consequences are bad. While you might come out of this with some satisfaction, it's his life/livelyhood you're potentially destroying.
Trust me on this, fantasize about it ... daydream if you will, but don't go through with it. In the long run it's better for you both.
Walk away ...
I say go for it.
Moderator, for this post alone.
Quote from: QuantumRich on Sat 02/10/2004 02:25:23
They label it rape so that it sounds worse than it really is. Because nobody under the age of 18 can POSSIBLY think for themselves.
Where is 18 the minimum age? It's 16 in Britain (I think...) and it seems to have been established so far that it's 16 in Australia and the States.
What countries are left?
OT, my advice would be forget about this guy and join a Catholic School where you're taught by nuns. And then you have to raise a lot of money to enter a big choir contest. And then you win the contest. And then everyone finds out that you're a singer from Vegas.
Wait...
Is it 16 in the States? I live here and I don't even know. For some reason I thouht it was 18.
Meh... http://teenadvice.about.com/library/weekly/qanda/blageofconsent.htm makes it even more confusing. You can have sex with a 12-year-old legally somewhere ini the U.S.? I seriously doubt that.
QuoteDo the Indy trick - write LOVE on your eyelids and bat your lashes at him.
Or hide in a banana crate on follow him on his wild adventures. For full details see:
Chris Columbus' complete guide to seducing your archeology professor aka Indiana Jones and the Monkey King (http://www.theraider.net/films/indy4/rumorscripts/monkeyking.zip)Ã, ;D
I somehow expected something like this, but not this... Reminds me of a song... I just don't remember which one, but very describing for this case...
I say, the Indy trick, thus with no experience, as I have never needed to think about seducing a teacher... somehow, a few of my crushes have just come to me... or, more like, I have tagged along them, and there we go, friendship done, more depends on me... I need to take a step on this some day, before it's too late...
...and it's 18 in Finland, don't ask me how I know that... because I don't know for sure. I have just have got the expression from somewhere...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent#Ages_of_consent_in_various_countries
In other words, it varies a lot from country to country, and from state to state within the US.
Oh... I've been mislead...!!
well, nevermind... I've never needed that information anyway...
Whoa! That kind of information is kind of handy.....
Or just creepy.
Bt
"Responsible adults" can still be done in NSW for relations with under 18's. That generally means teachers.
Over 18's are fine, and 90 year olds with 16 year olds are fine, if they're not, say, their teacher.
And it's now 16 for Hetero an Homosexual in all Australian states.
Quote from: Pumaman on Sat 02/10/2004 22:05:51
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent#Ages_of_consent_in_various_countries
In other words, it varies a lot from country to country, and from state to state within the US.
16 in Arkansas?! WOOOWEEEE!!! ;D
Wait, I already knew that. :P