That's right folks, I'm coming over to the good ol' country of Germany.
When, you ask? Well, at the end of May.
Why? I'm going with a school-sponsored organisation called GAPP.
Anyways, I'm saving up so I can go. It's gonna be ruffly 1,600 to 2,000 dollars dpending on ticket costs and conversion rates.
Please visit my little page I have set up for more information.
I need help with the money. I am working constantly, but I dunno if it's gonna be enough. So basically, I'm asking you to give me money ;)
So.. Enough said.. Go here:
http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/lgm/fund.htm (http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/lgm/fund.htm)
If we pay extra, will you stay there?
Why would you want that? I'd be closer to all of you European folks!!
you should get a job instead :o
..Ahem..
Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Fri 02/01/2004 06:28:11
I am working constantly, but I dunno if it's gonna be enough.
uh...I dunno if this is gonna work LGM. Dont these programs have scholarships or something?
seems kinda weird to ask us for money. Also, you could get a local coperation to sponser you...thats what the kids from brazil and japan who came here using simliar programs did.
I doubt it's gonna work... But why not give it a try, eh?
And there aren't any scholarships :( Or else I'd apply for one
Well.. There is one.. But it's only for 200-300 bucks. And I'm getting that one I believe
QuoteThat's right folks, I'm coming over to the good ol' country of Germany.
--> protests in Germany: ;)
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I love Lisa Simpson too. Too bad she does not become older to marry me :'(
she's also 2-D....
"I'll give you one dollar to shut up!"
Guess the movie this quote came from and win an american dollar, useful to light your cigarette with.
Is it Cool Runnings?
Good luck with the fundraising, LGM.
Sell advertising space on your person.
If you can spare a kidney, I hear those are worth a bit on the black market.
I think LGM's posting his funds request in the hopes that the Americans on the board will pay to be rid of him. ;)
Get a job, you damned freeloading hippie...
Smoke some weed and float over to Germany.
Once again, Squink..
I HAVE a job. I work as a grocery clerk. $6.00 an hour.
And I'm getting as many hours I can, which means I have to give up preforming in Grease... yay
Anyways.. You don't HAVE to give me any money. I'm just letting you know and you can keep track of how I'm doing. I'm gonna try and set up a paypal account and put it on there..
I need some kindof hook I can get people to come in and actually WANT to donate. hehe
Anyways, i'm not begging or anything (yes i am) But, yea.. I'll hopefully get there. I got 4/5 months
In that case, I'll rephrase:
Get a good job, you freeloading hippie!
Man, saying that gives me the chuckles....
LGM, I've got about 20DM. Would you like me to mail them on over to ya? ;)
Quote from: Bruisied on Sat 03/01/2004 07:09:51
LGM, I've got about 20DM. Would you like me to mail them on over to ya? ;)
LOL... in that case I can chip in with HFl 25,-
DM:s are worthless...
Edit: Hey! I have 5 eurocents! Do you want them to?
Prostitute your body.
Not that I'd pay for it.
But I would.
Fed-ex yourself over. I hear babies get to take flights for free. Just find a willing woman in the airport going your way, and see if she'll carry your fat ass in a blanket over to Germany.
i think a better plan would be to just crawl up into her vagina and hide in her womb...
but then you don't get any peanuts on the flight unless she's a REALLY messy eater
Quote from: YakSpit on Fri 02/01/2004 23:47:56
If you can spare a kidney, I hear those are worth a bit on the black market.
I think LGM's posting his funds request in the hopes that the Americans on the board will pay to be rid of him. ;)
I'm from the United States and I won't really pay to get rid of him... But I hear you can get about $50,000 dollars if you donate one of your testicles!
So then, for the sake of mankind, and your own prosperity LGM, Donate both of your testicles....
Quote from: Inkoddi on Sat 03/01/2004 12:26:10DM:s are worthless...
As a DM I take offense to that :)
By the time this thread gets locked, LGM probably has recieved advice enough to take him all the way to Yakutsk and back.
Man, you need to do some HEAVY work to get that money :P
Cuz you have 255 bucks and you need like 2000?
Crazy man ;)
But if you have 4/5 months you might make it ;)
Do something really stupid and sue somebody for it.
For example, throw yourself in front of a bus, pretend to be injured, sue the bus company, and get millions!
God Bless America!
Go to Dunkin Donuts, order a coffee, pour it on yourself, then sue them. Or, sue Burger King and McDonalds for making you fat.
Sue the doctors who delivered you for bringing you to life against your will. And then sue the Catholic church because their God trapped you in a man's body when you are obviously so pleasantly feminine. Then sue Andail for sending you to Yakutsk when you really wanted to go to Germany. Then you can sue me for all this bad advice.
Done and Done.
Simple, you owe me eleventy billion dollars, as sentenced by Judge Judy in Kissmyass, USA :)
I have filed a class action against you LGM....for making us all suffer through the lamness of the word "Eleventy" Shame on you and your family for a trillion generations...
What? It's a real word! Ask Bilbo!
Judge Judy sucks. You need Judge Mills Lane.
Unfortunately he was working on a case with Yahtzee.
New Donation button!
http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/lgm/fund.htm (http://www.fbc-bettendorf.com/lgm/fund.htm)
Fund has reached 600 dollars! w00t!
Whoda thunk we'd come this far?? I didn't
I'm also getting 500 in Scholarships, so I'm almost there.. But it wouldn't hurt to give me money.. eh eh?
:-p
You'll get no money from me, you snake oil peddlin' harlet!
/me runs LGM out of town with a mob of angey villagers...
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A load of these, you mean?
Yes, excactly....heh
Well... I don't really HAVE any money. But I could send you some spam? They're really good. You save LOTS if you buy viagra from them!