Star Wars - The Lame Game

DCillusion · Wed 23/02/2005 21:53:15

Everyone complains about Star Wars prequels...... So let's make a game out of it

List 3 - 5 of your favorite BAD movie moments, because let's face it, in 10 years they're going to be considered "B" movies, (think Escape from New York & Escape from L.A. to put it in perspective.

- The Japanese.....ahem...I mean the Trade Federation: short, asian accents, always bowing, like to build robots - Awesome!!

- Qui Gon's force reading blood tester: My God! Anakin is REALLY A-K-I-R-A, or Jesus, or Both

- The padawan hair code: That spike thing with the braid that Obi-wan & Anakin have as padawan learners......that would've kicked ASS on Yoda.

- Episode 1 (Anakin "I'm cold" Padme' "Space must be a lot colder than you're used to"): Apparently, the ship uses Outer Space to regulate cabin conditions. Don't fly too far from the sun guys

- Finally..Episode 2, Colloseum Battle: 5 Jedi battling evil are actually the members of the biggest band on Earth.....Nsync!!!

Darth Mandarb · Wed 23/02/2005 22:34:28

[color=000055]1) In The Phantom Menace, the pod-race announcer (the two headed guy). He/She/It drove me up a wall, I thought Barney might come out next!

2) In The Phantom Menace, the farting Eopie ... that was just rediculously bad.

3) In Attack of the Clones, Anakin says, "shoot them under the such and such" and Obi-Wan says, "good call my young padawan" it was dumb sounding to me.

4) In Attack of the Clones, Natalie Portman's acting after falling off the skiff ... it was god AWFUL!

5) In Attack of the Clones, Anaking going out like a chump fighting Dooku[/color]

Although I admit there were some bad moments ... I don't think they'll be relegated to B movie status in 10 years. At least I hope not. I'm still holdin' out hope that episode III will make it all 'fit' together.

AGA · Wed 23/02/2005 22:39:07

78 Reasons to Hate Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
64 Reasons to Hate Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

HillBilly · Wed 23/02/2005 22:43:06

Quote from: AGA on Wed 23/02/2005 22:39:07
78 Reasons to Hate Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
64 Reasons to Hate Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

If people rather focused their hate for something to love, the world would be a much more peaceful place.

...But god darnit how boring it would be!

Redwall · Wed 23/02/2005 22:54:22

Quote from: AGA on Wed 23/02/2005 22:39:07
78 Reasons to Hate Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
64 Reasons to Hate Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

I notice it's decreasing. Maybe Episode III will only have around 40?

DCillusion · Wed 23/02/2005 22:59:03

It's just in good fun.

Things come full circle.......Sometimes things are SO bad they're fun. Think Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Nobody likes that movie for any reason other than it's horrible.

Scummbuddy · Thu 24/02/2005 04:59:36

AGA, too bad i just spent my last couple hours reading all the nitpicks and gripes on that site. His writing was very humorous and his ideas were well thought out. I just wish I could have gotten the work I wanted to do tonight done...

thanks for the fun link, though.

AGA · Thu 24/02/2005 08:13:47

Welcome to the Internet, Scummbuddy! You want to get some work done but there's always some site that's more worthy of your time

sedriss · Thu 24/02/2005 14:45:15

1) Gungans.

thats it.

seriously.. what the hell? jamacian fish-people?

Redwall · Thu 24/02/2005 22:40:09

Quote from: Scummbuddy on Thu 24/02/2005 04:59:36
AGA, too bad i just spent my last couple hours reading all the nitpicks and gripes on that site. His writing was very humorous and his ideas were well thought out. I just wish I could have gotten the work I wanted to do tonight done...

thanks for the fun link, though.

Same thing happened to me.

Afflict · Sat 26/02/2005 02:33:28

Ok my top five

1) This playing in the field crap with all gorwn up anni and da princess.
2) That round death star thing whats up with that thing?
3) Is everybody in this movie going to have robotic limbs !? luke looses his hand and anni lost his arm.
must run in the family

4) r2d2 and c3po have sume connection and yes i do mean plug n play! no no thats the most stupid parts in the
movies the head of c3po on a battle droid.. now if he went all terminator !!! that would of been kewl.
5) jedi powers good grieve there is some wierd stuff... imagine what we could do to it! MUWHAHAHAWHAHAHWA

[Cameron] · Sat 26/02/2005 06:04:05

Quote3) Is everybody in this movie going to have robotic limbs !? luke looses his hand and anni lost his arm.
must run in the family

That was seen in episode 6. To make it seem that Luke and Vader arent that differant. Obviously they needed to explain it.

Kairus · Mon 28/02/2005 02:57:05

Yoda fighting in episode II like a real disney's gummie bear. Do you remember that cartoon? Well, Yoda looked just like one of them after drinking the gummie berry juice.

Radiant · Mon 28/02/2005 13:49:03

How about making a shmup (or FPS) with jarjars as enemies? Kind of like Barney Doom.

Matchew · Tue 01/03/2005 14:52:05

Top five, top ten, tis all fubar anyway

Afflict · Wed 02/03/2005 21:38:53

Quote from: Alec on Sat 26/02/2005 06:04:05
Quote3) Is everybody in this movie going to haveÃ,Â robotic limbs !? luke looses his hand and anni lost his arm.
Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â must run in the family
That was seen in episode 6. To make it seem that Luke and Vader arent that differant. Obviously they needed to explain it.

Nobody even knew that Vader (aniken) had lost a limb in episode six so whats the point ... or am i wrong cause i saw that back when i was like five or six.