StoryGen

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 14:59:41

http://www.developer7.org/story/

No, it doesn't generate stories. It gives you a starting phrase that I set and you add another phrase, then the starting phrase turns to that and other people continue it etc. not knowing how it'll turn out. After 25 phrases, it changes to display the result until I reset it

. Enjoy!

Edit: Archives now avaliable!

Edit 2: News section added!

Edit 3: StoryGen homepage added! Have StoryGen by the side of your homepage! A phrase a day keeps Elliott Hird away

! http://www.developer7.org/fshp.php?url=http://www.YOURURLHERE.com/

ManicMatt · Wed 18/01/2006 16:10:28

"and grr is BLRUI"

Is the phrase. Is this a riddle?? $:-\$

esper · Wed 18/01/2006 16:11:45

Well, considering when I clicked on the link I was presented with the phrase "and grr is BLRUI," I would have to say that I'm not altogether too certain that this will be successful...

EDIT: Ah. Matt, you beat me to it. Good on ya, mate...

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:11:50

No, that's the current phrase (not anymore)! read my post - it's like a story thingy, but you only see the latest entry. after a while it shows everyone the final result.

MrColossal · Wed 18/01/2006 17:19:35

we did something like this before in college and it was fun but it appears people on the forums don't have the ability to play along since the current phrase is "lol elliot"

c'mon people, give someone something to build off of.

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:23:01

The latest phrase is:

Then he took a bite out of banana and yelled "Y BANANA TASTE FUNY?"

This. Is. Awesome.

Edit: It stops after 25 and shows the final story. if so, then tell me, i'll reset it.
Edit 2: Okay, this time it was 37 due to a bug

Phemar · Wed 18/01/2006 17:28:18

After each 25 can you post it here for the rest to read?

Ashen · Wed 18/01/2006 17:29:42

It's currenlty on 37 phrases. I think something's gone wrong. (Not to mention most of them are pretty off-topic.)

EDIT: Ah! Aparrently 37 was the magic number.

Behold the first masterpice:
This story is going to be the worst ever and <html>
doesn't work oh maybe html works not anymore!
sh*t test okay it should be <fine now it finally
<works>! Notwithstanding the struggle that has brought
me here, I feel somehat empty, as if there's something
missing. so Bleh is NFFNDF and grr is BLRUI Who farted
aloud. "It wasn't me," he said. "YOU BINGO BANGO, ME KINGO
KONGO" he then added. "But what has that got to do with my
broken refrigerator?" asked Sheryl Crow. "Nothing," said
the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders. "I just like
hearing it from time to time." he said wondering what
beholds for him in the afterlife of war because poop is
bleh So he had a mouthful of poo. "That's as maybe, but it
doesn't help my wilting cabbages," Sheryl snapped. smelling
of usally shit wih a hint of cheese yes, it was Elliott
himself! lol Elliot is a lol fag . OMG your mom "I used to
enjoy Lol fags," said Cockeny Dave. "Can't get them any
more, of course." Then he took a bite out of banana and
yelled "Y BANANA TASTE FUNY?" and then yelled "BECAUSE
BANANA = NISE!111" OMG He's your father!?! OMG! It's one of
the Banana Spits! Tra-la-la! Spits? don't you know how to
spell? its the Banana SPLITS! Like as in ice cream... And
he woke up and it was all a hideous dream. Except that his
pillow was missing. ...oh and the tv show of course And
anyone who insults me again is going to die. --Elliott
And I think the 25-limit is messed up. But you seem to be
unarmed? So I took a major dump!

OK, Techinally the second - but the Archive link wasn't there before so how was I supposed to know?

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:32:05

Nope, it was a bug, fixed now.

Edit: Ashen, that was the second one

Edit 2: Zor, click the new archives link

SSH · Wed 18/01/2006 17:33:44

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StoryGen

Welcome to StoryGen!

Couldn't add your sentence!

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:35:26

Fixed.

Edit:
Hello, world! Hello! How may I help you, World asked and
smiled. he had a sense of Deja Vu which is cool of course!
and nice But something was missing, so he put on his
shades. Feeling the coolness running all over his veins he
took a step forward and said: And he turned into 007! big
round bulbous melons. "I'd buy that for a dollar!" said the
strang looking main wearing thick glasses, a yellow raincoat
and rubber boots. SO THERE. Then a pretty lady walked by,
and the man opened wide his raincoat to reveal And
proceeded to buy it. World smirked, then took a melon and
gave it to the strange looking man. the dog is brown And of
course, that was stupid. The lady grabbed the big round
bulbous melon and shoved it up Meanwhile, back in the
batcave... said Haddas. Little kid that was playing with
his football looked at Haddas with shocked look on his face
and ran away. stairs chairs and pears "Oh, you mean those
star-shaped fruits? Yeah, we have them." World said.
"balls! I like balls!" exclaimed the strange man. "I like
big'uns, round ones, soft ones, hard ones. Ooohhh... I want
to play with some balls!" "Bawls? Sorry, we don't sell
drinks." World said. And of course, he was upset. So his
head was severed from his torso, and given to the poor for
food

Pet Terry · Wed 18/01/2006 17:45:38

Story number 3:

Hello, world! Hello! How may I help you, World asked and
smiled. he had a sense of Deja Vu which is cool of course!
and nice But something was missing, so he put on his
shades. Feeling the coolness running all over his veins he
took a step forward and said: And he turned into 007! big
round bulbous melons. "I'd buy that for a dollar!" said the
strang looking main wearing thick glasses, a yellow raincoat
and rubber boots. SO THERE. Then a pretty lady walked by,
and the man opened wide his raincoat to reveal And
proceeded to buy it. World smirked, then took a melon and
gave it to the strange looking man. the dog is brown And of
course, that was stupid. The lady grabbed the big round
bulbous melon and shoved it up Meanwhile, back in the
batcave... said Haddas. Little kid that was playing with
his football looked at Haddas with shocked look on his face
and ran away. stairs chairs and pears "Oh, you mean those
star-shaped fruits? Yeah, we have them." World said.
"balls! I like balls!" exclaimed the strange man. "I like
big'uns, round ones, soft ones, hard ones. Ooohhh... I want
to play with some balls!" "Bawls? Sorry, we don't sell
drinks." World said. And of course, he was upset. So his
head was severed from his torso, and given to the poor for
food

It seems to be getting better!

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:47:55

Beat ya to it.

vict0r · Wed 18/01/2006 17:49:25

This is great

And i got the first phrase in the new one 8)

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:50:01

Heheh, glad everyone likes it!

Edit:
And this is the fourth story Once upon there was an awesome
boy called Victor Victor had a secret. but that's lying hah
Yes, indeed. Victor's secret was that he was lying, but no
one else knew that. He was not called Victor and he wasn't
cool. Apart from his mother, who would never betray her
son.... and LOVER! But she was just stupid. Her name was
actually Carole. "Her?" said him. Her. Or him. You see, no
one could ever tell their gender. Except him. Her. Him. And
Jim. And Bob And God. They were Carole's best friends, but
Carole never admitted it. No... Not god! He got assraped!
"I am the almighty! My will be done." He said. "My, yes,
this is a crap Earth" and died. So, Will was done for
indecent assault. And fell down the bottomless hole Will
does not have a will though, and since he died he was
upset. Then Carole appeared, waving a piece of paper. RAWR
It was a picture of god getting assraped said the big lion
that appeared from the shadows!

Erm.

vict0r · Wed 18/01/2006 17:52:51

You made this Elliot?

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:55:18

Yup. New story up.

vict0r · Wed 18/01/2006 17:56:18

Noo! I AM cool! j00 l00zerz!

Elliott Hird · Wed 18/01/2006 17:57:21

You can discuss it here, but remember there's spanking new forums

(see the site)

Edit: and registration isn't required!

Edit 2:
Hah! Jack laughed. "What do you mean about Hah?" Jibbedybod
asked "I mean Hah! as in you're an idiodic moronic imbecal,
type of Hah!" Jack looked at him with a stupid face. but
then, suddenly... nothing happened "Aww!" jibbedybob said.
And Jibbedybod killed himself "Noooo! I was only joking!"
Jack cried. And Jibbedybob lived again So, after the Vice
President's death and George W Bush announced that was
resigning for personal reasons, Arnie finally became
President But he was assasinated by zombie Jibbedybob And
then died, but not before using the damn new forums (hint
hint) Nudge nudge... Eh? It's a hint, look at the recent
news. So the old wise main scolded the little boy and said,
"Never assume, because you'll make an ASS out of U and ME!"
Jack turned around. And died. Because
his-friend-with-a-weird-name has rosen from his grave! But
a witch-doctor cast a spell, and the old-man was
ressurected as a Zombie! And so Bambi and SNow White lived
happily ever after. "Urgh, brains!

" he said. And
assraped god! "Rosen" is a rare type of rose, growing in
the Alps Its brown Rosen, alps, rose.

Edit 3: Please keep the swearing down.

vict0r · Wed 18/01/2006 18:09:12

What swearing? :o

And i am now an official member of the forums 8)