'Stranded'

[Tuomas]

Apply the first aid kit on the half of a man?

[veryweirdguy]

Apply the first aid kit on the half of a man?

No effect.

[cat]

First we have to examine the room/corridor and see if the other half of the man is there. Firstaiding only half of the man is rather pointless. Use the gum to stick both parts together and then use first aid on him.

[Phemar]

Use ID Card with Half a Man.

Is it a match?

[veryweirdguy]

First we have to examine the room/corridor and see if the other half of the man is there.

There is a door, a computer and an ironic motivational poster.

No signs of another half to the body, dashing your hopes of becoming an amateur spinal surgeon.

Use ID Card with Half a Man.

Is it a match?

There is no match. A betting man might wager that the ID card belonged to the body on which it was found, but gambling is dangerous, kids.

[Matti]

Loose the hands to ditch the body, it's disgusting.

[ddq]

Nay, I'd say use the body to lower yourself down to the room and check out the computer.

[Matti]

I thought about that, but I think it'd be easier to just jump on the corpse.

[ddq]

True, true. Its juicy remains will probably be enough to cushion your landing.

[veryweirdguy]

Loose the hands to ditch the body, it's disgusting.

I think it'd be easier to just jump on the corpse.

You immediately regret your decision.

[ddq]

Put on a shirt to cover your delicious man nipples (torso boy's, if necessary).

[Wyz]

Use the computer to check on the AGS forums 

[Matti]

Check the drawers!

[cat]

Look behind the poster.

[Jen Borden]

Study the poster before looking behind it, and draw determination from its message of fortitude via osmosis.

[veryweirdguy]

Put on a shirt to cover your delicious man nipples (torso boy's, if necessary).

Check the drawers!

A note, a stapler, a couple of pens. Oh, and a handgun.

Study the poster before looking behind it, and draw determination from its message of fortitude via osmosis.

Look behind the poster.

A wall and the blu-tack holding up the poster! Wonders never cease.

Use the computer to check on the AGS forums  

You ponder briefly why God hates you.

[cat]

Login: Bill
Password: Jane

[veryweirdguy]

Login: Bill
Password: Jane

You're surprised by how quickly you got that!

Use the computer to check on the AGS forums 

Let's not do that again.

[Joseph DiPerla]

Play Doom.

[JD]

Empty the recycle bin!