'Stranded'

[Stupot]

Download Chrome.

[Babar]

No, you have to CHECK the recycling bin first! It'll have vital information!

[JD]

Good point. But can we empty it afterwards? I like the sound effect that plays when you empty it!

[Tuomas]

take the blu-tact. It's vital.

[Tabata]

read mails/files (to search for clues, what happened or for codes)
send mail to call for help
take stapler, pens and handgun (examine it)
examine (half)corpse
hearken at the door
if door is locked (and you didn't find the key at the corps, because it might be in his trousers), use drawer to reach the vent

[TomatoesInTheHead]

Use handgun to draw a smiley face in your vomit (I think it's mostly down there, maybe covered a bit by the corpse...)

Also, take and examine the "stop taking my sandwiches" note.

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

Suddenly recall your vast knowledge of zombie film, comic, and videogame trivia, then strike the manliest Frank Frazetta pose possible and say "When there's no more room in hell...I'm the guy with the gun!"

Then lock and load pistol and prepare for some zombie head-shootin', because if Resident Evil taught you anything, weird computer rooms and half-eaten corpses = ZOMBIE SCIENCE.

[monkey0506]

Demand that the computer provide you the Ultimate Question to the Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything!!

[Wonkyth]

take the blu-tact. It's vital.

While you're at it, take the corpse's hand.
You never know when you'll need a blu-tac covered hand!

[monkey0506]

Question yourself aloud on your obsession with collecting corpse hands.

Question yourself aloud on questioning yourself aloud.

[BlueAngel]

This is the best thread ever! 

Look through keyhole before open the door

[veryweirdguy]

No, you have to CHECK the recycling bin first! It'll have vital information!

It contains some photos.



And a recording of a phone conversation:

"Dr Jones? My colleagues and I are starting to wonder how safe this all-"

"I'm not PAYING you to wonder, William, I'm PAYING you to create!"

"It's just, cuts in our department have made for less security around here, and we don't want them to get-"

"LISTEN, just DO YOUR JOB. We have a product to sell, you have a wife to support, and if we don't break through and get this to the market soon then we're all screwed. Got it?"

"Well, actually, sir-"

*DIAL TONE*

But can we empty it afterwards? I like the sound effect that plays when you empty it!

That was pretty satisfying.

read mails/files (to search for clues, what happened or for codes)

Aw, dagnabit.

take stapler, pens and handgun (examine it)

Also, take and examine the "stop taking my sandwiches" note.

take the blu-tact. It's vital.

While you're at it, take the corpse's hand.
You never know when you'll need a blu-tac covered hand!

Your pockets are getting full. You feel like such a kleptomaniac.

Look through keyhole before open the door

There's no keyhole. You don't even think it's locked.

You can hear something outside. Footsteps?

[Dave Gilbert]

This is fun.

Hide under the desk, point the gun at the door, and wait.

[TomatoesInTheHead]

and save game!

[monkey0506]

Dang it, Dave beat me. For posterity's sake (and in case nothing comes of the waiting):

Pull the gun to the ready. Make sure the safety is off and that the thing is loaded! Break down the door and swing the gun around at random while shouting, "NYPD! FREEZE!" If anyone (or anything) gives you a questioning glare, flash the stolen ID badge.

Edit: Tomatoes also beat me. I blame my stupid phone for being so stupidly slow.

[BlueAngel]

Place chair in front of door to slow down whatever is coming through it.

[Phemar]

[Tab]

What's in our inventory so far?

EDIT: WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT UPDATED?

[veryweirdguy]

Hide under the desk, point the gun at the door, and wait.

Make sure the safety is off and that the thing is loaded!

Well, I guess that answers that.

[Dave Gilbert]

SAVE GAME!!

[Phemar]

Pee yourself.