'Stranded'

[Tabata]

throw a yummy (peed) bone
(hand of the half-body)

save game

... and flee (while this "thing" is busy)

[straydogstrut]

Aarghh why did no-one check the gun was loaded??

> Inventory

You are carrying an empty wallet, a mobile phone (blocked), a chewed piece of gum, a car key, a level 9 id card, two dismembered hands, an unlit torch, a jacket, a stapler, pens, a note, blu-tac, and an empty handgun

Set the alarm on the mobile phone to 1 minute from now, stuff the mobile phone inside the second dismembered hand (presumably the fresher, more squishy one) and throw it across the room. Might as well stick the gum in there too - hopefully this 'thing' will choke and die on it.

While the thing is busy munching on the musical hand, leg it!!

[Matti]

Throw the gun* through the room for confusion purposes, then stand up and

a) if the door isn't blocked, go through it.
b) else: if the duct/shaft is low enough, climb up to the other side from where you came from
c) else: if it would suffice slam the computer monitor on the ground, stand on it and try again
d) else: throw the monitor at the monster

* Edit: or better what straydogstrut suggested

[TomatoesInTheHead]

and if the monster happens to be a funny guy in a monster constume, start up a nice conversation!

[Stupot]

Pull the Mouse out of the back of the computer and slide it across the floor.  Maybe monsters are scared of mice 

[ddq]

Have a nice wank to relieve all this stress.

[tzachs]

d) else: throw the monitor at the monster

> Realize that you could have used the computer to send for help, panic and scream a lot!

> Post for help in the 'Hints and Tips' sub-forum

[Wonkyth]

> Realize that you could have used the computer to send for help, panic and scream a lot!

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road
Fire! Fire! Help me!
123 Cavendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

[BlueAngel]

Use the pen hats (or are they called caps?) as bullets
or stab lizard in foot with pen and craw out the door and close it behind you.

Don’t lose the phone you might need it later!

EDIT:
Cap it is then 
Got a new one… try staple the foot to the floor.

And MonkE3y you of course right about the fighting each other but when a monster moves towards you there is always gonna be a lot of panic.

[monkey0506]

Ooh, ooh, I know. You have to trip the guy next to you so you can run away. That's a friggin' velociraptor man!

Oh wait. There's no one next to you. In that case, if stabbing or shooting it with the pen failed for any reason, crawl underneath the far side of the desk. Use corpse with velociraptor. Run like hell.

@BlueAngel: I can't speak for certain about other Engrish-speaking countries, but in Amerikaa it is indeed a "pen cap".

Edit: I just realized that there seems to be a lot of contradictory commands being given about how to deal with the velociraptor, so I concede to everyone who posted before me where necessary. I think we may need to see what comes of the current commands before we can usefully supply anything further. As it is we're just fighting each other at this point, and let me tell you, as a man with some experience in the matter, when there's a velociraptor standing 5 feet away from you, that is not the time for arguing.

[Stupot]

I call it a 'pen lid'... Can't speak for my fellow Englishmen, though.

[veryweirdguy]

Use the pen hats (or are they called caps?) as bullets

Nothing happens. You must have missed that episode of Mythbusters.

Aarghh why did no-one check the gun was loaded??

> Inventory
Set the alarm on the mobile phone to 1 minute from now, stuff the mobile phone inside the second dismembered hand (presumably the fresher, more squishy one) and throw it across the room. Might as well stick the gum in there too - hopefully this 'thing' will choke and die on it.

While the thing is busy munching on the musical hand, leg it!!

Phew. Safe for now. You're safe.



Oh crap.

[straydogstrut]

Eeek!

Don't blame me for giving away our only light source..you should be grateful..I saved our sorry ass..well, for all of two minutes=S

Think fast!!

[Bror_Jon]

Pull yourself together!!  

[Joseph DiPerla]

Stay pressed against the wall and move to your left until you reach the next unlocked door and go in.

[monkey0506]

Look around the room to check for any night-vision goggles.

- Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12?
- Even better, we've got 'em when we're forty!

[Ryan Timothy B]

I gotta say, this is the best thread ever.

[Wonkyth]

Go to the room at the end of the corridor. It's always the most important.

[BlueAngel]

We still have the torch, just need to find a way to light it.

[monkey0506]

Use night vision goggles to search for a lighter. If you found the goggles that is.

Also, have we ever looked into the wallet? I know we have one..but I don't recall having actually looked in it (to examine its full contents).

Check wallet for a piece of flint and something metal to strike against it. 8)