Strange car or truck messages

Robert Eric · Sat 01/05/2004 13:52:26

I was on my way to the supermarket this morning, and on the lane that takes you to 101 west, a truck drove past me that said on the side, "North east building: Our erections last longer."

Anyone else see anything like this?

shbaz · Sat 01/05/2004 14:05:08

I'd assume it's a construction company.

There are some businesses around my college town with funny names. Dick's Plumbing, Roofies (they put shingles on), and Christie's Toybox (oh, but that one isn't ironic, because it really is a sex shop).

.. · Sat 01/05/2004 14:13:50

Not a car or truck message but the other day I saw a sign that said DIVERSION TURN RIGHT and a big arrow pointing left...

Ashen · Sat 01/05/2004 14:43:46

"P. Christopher & Son, builders.
(and then the phone number)
When you call, ask for Phil, as John's only 4"

I don't rememeber the exact names, but I do remember the 'joke'.

rtf · Sat 01/05/2004 15:38:51

Bumper Sticker:

How am I driving? Call 1-800 EAT-SHIT

Saw it outside Taco Bell

Robert Eric · Sat 01/05/2004 15:49:16

I saw that one in "Scary Movie 2".

Meowster · Sat 01/05/2004 18:08:33

"You're a whore."

Esseb · Sat 01/05/2004 18:17:16

I think I saw "Shit happens" on a bumper sticker once. I thought it was clever.

Ben · Sat 01/05/2004 18:19:22

Not as clever as "Where's the beef?"

Heh.. Where's the beef...

Sluggo · Sat 01/05/2004 19:48:24

Everyone's probably seen this one already:

My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter

LGM · Sat 01/05/2004 21:27:00

I love that one..

I can't remember any ones I've seen.. I have seen purple license plate borders before.. And if you don't know what that means, it's sort of a universal signal of a gay person.. Sorta like the quilts and the udnerground railroad..

shbaz · Sat 01/05/2004 21:29:52

Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Sat 01/05/2004 21:27:00
I have seen purple license plate borders before.. And if you don't know what that means, it's sort of a universal signal of a gay person.. Sorta like the quilts and the udnerground railroad..

Or a girl? I don't buy that.

LordHart · Sun 02/05/2004 01:15:54

More so, why does LGM know that...

LGM · Sun 02/05/2004 03:22:53

I'm in high school, remember.. Kids talk about that kindof crap all teh time.

Plus.. that rule only applys to a man's car, anyways.. A girl can have whatever color she wants I spose.

Redwall · Sun 02/05/2004 03:25:54

"Chitty Garbage Disposal"

shbaz · Sun 02/05/2004 09:09:23

Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Sun 02/05/2004 03:22:53
I'm in high school, remember.. Kids talk about that kindof crap all teh time.

Plus.. that rule only applys to a man's car, anyways.. A girl can have whatever color she wants I spose.

In that case, wouldn't anything girly be a "universal sign for a gay?" I mean, you won't see most straight guys driving around with a flower vase in their windshield or a pink license plate border either.

Rave · Sun 02/05/2004 16:15:44

What about gay women. What are the rules about what they can have on thier cars? Or is it a double standard kind of thing?

Kweepa · Sun 02/05/2004 16:19:45

I think they hang a green handkerchief from the exhaust pipe.
Don't tell anyone I told you that though.

Sluggo · Sun 02/05/2004 16:58:26

Why would anyone bother. I mean who really needs to know whether someone is gay, or christian etc. from looking at their car?

Evil · Sun 02/05/2004 23:24:46

My friend has one of those Jesus fish and instead of Jesus it says Pegan. I thought it was funny.