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Title: Summing up Britain
Post by: Andail on Fri 26/05/2006 15:51:58
My time here is coming to an end, as I today handed in my final 6000 words thesis. If anybody has any questions regarding mythological references in the poetry of Keats, just let me know.

Here's my top/bottom-five lists about Brighton.
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1. Clubs. Just great and they are plenty. The music is usually ace.
2. Campus. Good teachers, seminars, lectures and tutors.
3. Pubs. You can play pool and darts and destroy your liver any day of the week.
4. Wheather. Not good anymore, but it was warm and nice during the winter/early spring. Now it's SHIT.
5. Clothes, shops. Nice cool shopping areas with lots of junk.

Bottom ten
1. House insulation. Heard of this? This is when you make sure there are no one-inch gaps between the window/door and the wall, to prevent sub-zero stormwinds from entering your home.
2. Carpets. I understand that this is to address the issue of terribly cold floors due to bad insulation. I'm talking these all-floor carpets which cover the floor in every damn room and have collected dust and dirt during the last two centuries.
3. Chav kids. They come out of the woodwork where I live. You see them in gangs, with hoods and sneakers and trainers, smooking, shouting. Everywhere are 17-year-old mothers with their poorly clothed kids and prams full of snacks and candy. Also, did you know that the funniest thing ever you can do is to scream in somebody's ear in order to scare them. This is the main occupation of white trash in Brighton. They just love to scream at you.
4. Limos. Limos are the shit in Brighton. They are ridiculously long, pink and probably very cheap. One thing you can be sure about is that they never contain any celebreties. Just chav kids, and they lean out through every window and whoop.
5. Buses. Campus-buses are rumoured to come by every 6:th minute, but since a) they manage to somehow come in groups, leaving great gaps in between, and anyway what good are three buses in a row? Only one is necessary, b) the drivers just LOVE to stop and chat every single time they spot another driver. I mean, busdrivers can hardly experience so much during a day to warrant a ten-minute conversation every darn stop.
Also, they drive to fast and wobble.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Chrille on Fri 26/05/2006 16:10:06
What are you going to do after all this? Move back to Sweden or stay in Brighton?

Only a few weeks ago it jumped from freezing to like 20-25 C here but now it's gone down to 10-15 and it rains alot.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: LGM on Fri 26/05/2006 16:57:25
Brighton is for lovers!
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Pet Terry on Fri 26/05/2006 16:59:06
Quote from: Andail on Fri 26/05/2006 15:51:58
Also, they drive to fast and wobble.

Haha, I have spent only a few days in the UK during my lifetime, but I can confirm this fact, it's so true.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Becky on Fri 26/05/2006 17:01:37
Hee, so true.  But disgusting carpets and lack of house insulation are more accommodation faults, rather than Britain-wide faults ;)

Did you go into London much during your stay?  Also, I never came to visit you! :(
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: on Fri 26/05/2006 17:02:38
True statements there, Andail! Sorry you had to endure the chavs! :P
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Squinky on Fri 26/05/2006 17:11:05
Chavs always seemed really similair to the us and its gangster wannabe's but I was told by Captain Mostly that they were even worse. Thats hard to believe, but if its true, you have my sympathy...


Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Kweepa on Fri 26/05/2006 17:12:08
Ever heard of a vacuum cleaner? :=
Sounds like you had fun. Good stuff!
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Mr Jake on Fri 26/05/2006 17:13:44
Haha. Totally true.

Working in a shop, I get some respite against chavs... I get to ID them and eventually kick them out for shop lifting... Best bits about my job for sure
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: on Fri 26/05/2006 17:31:47
Gobby 12 year olds that think they're 15 are definitely the worst. Good job on keeping them moderated, hotspot! :D
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Mr Jake on Fri 26/05/2006 17:35:31
Nah, the gobby 12 year olds who think they look old enough to buy beer are by far, FAR the best  ;)
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Huw Dawson on Fri 26/05/2006 17:40:00
I like the way my mate drempt up to cause any Chav within 20 metres a heart attack.

"Your Burbury hat's fake."  ;D

Also, go around with a video camera and take videos of them (with their faces as clear as possibe) harrasing people etc. Go to the police with the evidence and see how many ASBO's you can get given to them in one go. The record's about six so far.  :=

- Huw
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: on Fri 26/05/2006 18:24:49
If that's true, Huw, I'm about to take up a new hobby!
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Becky on Fri 26/05/2006 18:29:27
Ever since my friend ended up in A&E due to the back of his head smashed in with a bottle, I've been a lot less inclined to annoy the local chav population.  The under 13 chavs are the more amusing than anything else though.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: vict0r on Fri 26/05/2006 18:35:14
What's wrong with these "people"?
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: lo_res_man on Fri 26/05/2006 18:36:10
When I think of England, I think of four things, tea, rain, monty python, and a weird perception of distances.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Pumaman on Fri 26/05/2006 20:03:32
Quote from: Andail on Fri 26/05/2006 15:51:58
1. House insulation. Heard of this? This is when you make sure there are no one-inch gaps between the window/door and the wall, to prevent sub-zero stormwinds from entering your home.

But I don't think you understand, Andail. In the UK we have a permanent summer, with temperatures never dipping below 20 C. If you didn't find this to be the case, perhaps you just weren't looking hard enough.

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2. Carpets. I understand that this is to address the issue of terribly cold floors due to bad insulation. I'm talking these all-floor carpets which cover the floor in every damn room and have collected dust and dirt during the last two centuries.

But carpets allow us to sleep on the floor and still be relatively comfy!

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3. Chav kids.

Hehe, no argument there.

Anyway, I second Chrille's question. How long have you got until your term ends, and have you decided where to live after that?
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Nikolas on Fri 26/05/2006 23:58:41
tea: hmmmm.
Rain: actually no (at least in the Greater London) I use the bike every day without a problem (almost)
Monty Pythons: Not on the telly, not for me... :( (I'd love to, but anyway I've seen everything back in Greece).
weird perception of distance: Why? 1 mile=1.7 km (approximately). 1 f=0.3m (apr.), 1 inch, I have no idea.

;D

I actually love it in London! I really do! And I have repeated myslef already too many times :D

I don't knwo about chavs, but certainly Southall is occupied by smoking the illegal stuff people. Only! I mean even my children are high now ;D with all the smoke coming from belllow ;D
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Las Naranjas on Sat 27/05/2006 00:58:41
I think the wierd perception of distance relates to the fact that living in a tiny country where it nonetheless takes 2 hours to get to the next town, what a Brit considers to be a long way seems quite short to those in more land abundant homelands.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Paper Carnival on Sat 27/05/2006 13:13:35
Bah I'm going to England for university in like two years, right after I finish the stupid army service. I knew there are chavs around, but I had no idea they took over the world :o.

I bet the Antichrist will be a chav
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Becky on Sat 27/05/2006 13:38:45
To be fair, they haven't taken over the world, just the bigger towns and cities.  It's nice hiding out in a village away from them all! :)
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Barbarian on Sun 28/05/2006 06:46:21
Quote from: Guybrush Peepwood on Sat 27/05/2006 13:13:35
I bet the Antichrist will be a chav

OMG!1!!Ã,  You're right!Ã,  :o The Antichrist IS a Chav! Look:
(http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/omen.jpg)

BTW: This movie's opening date is set for 06.06.06Ã,  Ã, :oÃ,  Creepy schtuff!

PS: I wonder if the Vatican and religious groups will get all upset and up-in-arms about this movie such as they put up such a stink with the Da Vinci Code. I bet not.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: ildu on Sun 28/05/2006 11:29:02
The Omen is a remake with no religious controversy or credibility. If anything, the church probably likes the movie, because it starts with a very religiously tame premise.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Helm on Sun 28/05/2006 11:52:40
I'll only be playing satanic Heavy Metal on 6/6/6. Only proper! I'm making the playlist in advance.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: ManicMatt on Sun 28/05/2006 11:57:07
I don't think I have any satanic metal, but I'll at least not play Christian band Payable On Death's Satellite album on that day.

Or any other day.
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Helm on Sun 28/05/2006 13:49:35
Start off with Deicide - Legion, Immolation - Unholy Cult, Incantation - Onward to Gehenna and don't forget the classics! Bathory - Under the Sign and Mercyful Fate - Don't Break The Oath!

make a day of it!
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: ManicMatt on Sun 28/05/2006 14:07:33
Yup, I don't have any of that.

I could play:

Onward christian soldiers - This is menace / Jeff Walker from Carcass

Jesus Jones - the devil you know

Something by the anti-christ superstar!

Erm.. Mortiis - Parasite God?? (What IS that song about? Oh well it's great anyway.)
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Helm on Sun 28/05/2006 15:42:17
haha
Title: Re: Summing up Britain
Post by: Layabout on Mon 29/05/2006 01:35:39
Its quite interesting what you say about chavs. Because where I live now there are no chavs. But there are many fat women. Which concerns me a bit. The thing is they arenet fat all over. They just have big jelly bellies. Their asses arent bad. They have nice tits and face, but their bellies are quite massive, and they wobble when they walk.

I live near nothampton, apart from the polish, blacks ( i don't mean offense by this...) and other eastern europeans, the majority of people, especially school kids are goths or punks. I've never seen so many converse allstars in my life. And they are my favourite shoe... But it still sucks, since i was wearing converse when these kids were still in daipers... (a blatant lie, i started wearing them about 7 or 8 years ago... but close enough)

About the insulation situation, i have experienced the good and the bad...