Pravda (http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/363/16720_bras.html) reports:
QuoteOn average a man spends 27 seconds to take off a bra using his both hands. This is incredible but some men participating in an experiment spent 20 minutes taking off bras! An incident that occurred to a 27-year-old man suggested researchers the idea of conducting the experiment. The man broke his finger and got copulas seriously hurt when attempting to take a bra off his woman.
Apparently it resembled a mountain climbing accident.
Just tell HER to take it off herself. :)
Uh no, I was actually pointing out the stupidity of the article.
Or the stupidity of bras :=
The stupidity of using two hands. Very counter productive.
Yea, the one handed finger snap is smooth. Except she might think you're a whore.
Just rip it off over the top. Or leave it on. All very sexy options.
If the guy can't do it though, what woman is gonna wait THAT long for him? It's easier to take it off yourself. Solves everything.
What's this "using your fingers" business?
I just THINK them off...
Or find a cartoonily busty woman who needs only to breathe heavily at the sight of your puny ashtmatic chest to allow her brassier to burst open, unleashing a flood of mammary tissue
I admit of being guilty of having to fiddle (with one arm though) and even mumbling a curse or two because the stupid bra was antagonizing me but I stand here today a winner, so all is well...
Right, that's it. We need bras with remotely controlled unlocking mechanisms. Preferably voice controlled. :)
Obviously bras need a self-destruction mechanism after ten minutes of fiddling.
Quote from: HillBilly on Sun 15/01/2006 11:53:44
Obviously bras need a self-destruction mechanism after ten minutes of fiddling.
...Ow!...
These men obviously need more practice.
No, girls just shouldn't wear bras in the right situations... :=
"Sorry dear, not tonight, I have my bra on.."
It'll give the partner headaches for sure..
Wannabe-MacGyvery has one advange in this matter... though that supposedly causes some extra expenses to the bra wearer...
To my mind the whole business is exactly like trying to plug a SCART cable into the back of a TV without looking.
Well, not exaclty.
Maybe those who have trouble should speak to this guy:
http://tinyurl.com/bfawf
Respect, where respect is due ;D
All this talk of bras makes me think we should have Yakety Sax playing the background and everyone to type very quickly.
Quote from: mattgoble on Sun 15/01/2006 17:10:50
Respect, where respect is due ;D
Cheater! He's looking. :P
I remember seeing a commercial a few years ago where a menu popped up after some guy was fiddling with a bra. Now
that would be useful. For a lot of things.
[EDIT]
Heh, I can't believe I actually found it again (http://www.funny-base.com/videos1/erotic-commercial.mpg).
I hate these pixel hunting puzzles! No wait, that's not un-doing bras, thats finding the........
:P
...hotspot? :P
Friggin' right! :P
Quote from: Ali on Sun 15/01/2006 16:54:12
To my mind the whole business is exactly like trying to plug a SCART cable into the back of a TV without looking.
Bras? Easy. SCART cables? Impossible. Worst... design... ever.
Quote from: Ali on Sun 15/01/2006 16:54:12
To my mind the whole business is exactly like trying to plug a SCART cable into the back of a TV without looking.
Well, not exaclty.
thanks Steve, i somehow missed that post! HAHAHA!!
I've never ranted about those damn scart leads, so it's good to hear I'm not the only one pissed off with them! Especially the ones that have the cable coming out at the side and get in the way!
bit like this one: (But I've seen worse)
http://www.flashbacksales.co.uk/acatalog/t_gscartplug.jpg
I detest SCART plugs. The bra...I can work around.
I was all like, "What the hell is a SCART" plug. Then I looked at the picture. "Oh. THOSE."
Yes, I agree.