I just found this.
It translates everything you enter, into how a 12-year-old AOLer would write it.
It's so funny!
CHAK IT OUT1!!!1! OMG LOL
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
That's kind of insulting. I'm 13, and I've never talked like that (except to mock people who do), and I use AOL Explorer.
But I know lots of 15 and 16 year olds who do.
Anyway, should be just as funny, I guess, but it's called "733t speak" or something like that, not... "12-year-old-AOLer" language.
EDIT: xD I take back everything I said about that translator. That's hilarious! xD
Try translating Albert Einstein quotes: http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html
There's a big difference between 1337 and AOL-speak.
Retarded chimpanzee-speak is somewhere in between.
What IS the difference?
I found this, like, a year and a half ago. It never gets old.
Quote from: Grapefruitologist on Tue 07/03/2006 01:43:46What IS the difference?
THIS IS A SANTENC3 WRITAN IN AOL SPEAK!1!!!!!1 OMG
7h15 15 4 53n73nc3 1n 1337
l33tsp34k actually comes in several varieties:
th1s 1s l33tsp34k // the vowel replacement variety
7h15 15 l3375p34k // the vowel, s, and t replacement variety
7|-|15 15 [3375|>34|< // the complete replacement variety
Just to name a few that I have seen.
01000110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101100 00110011 00110011 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100001
10100011 00110011 00110011 00110111 00100000 00100100 01110000 00110011 00110100 01111100 01111011 00100000 00110001 01101110 00100000 01100010 00110001 01101110 00110100 01110010 10100101 00100000 00110001 00100100 00100000 00110011 01110110 00110011 01101110 00100000 00101000 00110000 00110000 10100011 00110011 01110010 00100001
%42%69%6e%61%72%79%3f%20%4e%6f%20%77%61%79%2e
%49%74%27%73%20%61%6c%6c%20%61%62%6f%75%74%20%48%65%78%2e
I just took a huge dump.
I wrote a program in C++ once to output strings of text in binary. Wonder if I still have it...
Looks like I do! :D
01001001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01110100
01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01110010
01101111 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101101 00100000
01101001 01101110 00100000 01000011 00101011 00101011
00100000 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000
01110100 01101111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100
01110000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110100
01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011 00100000
01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01100101 01111000
01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010
01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
00100000 01010111 01101111 01101110 01100100 01100101
01110010 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01001001
00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101100 01101100
00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000
01101001 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 10101010
01001100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000
01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01001001
00100000 01100100 01101111 00100001 00100000 00111010
01000100
ADVANTUR3 GM3 STUDIO (AGS FOR SHORT) ALOWS U 2 CREAET UR OWN POINT-AND-CLIK ADVENTURE GMES SIMILAR 2 TEH AARLY 90S SEIRA AND LUCASARTS ADVENTURES!11!!!1 LOL IT CONSISTS OF AN EASY-2-USA D3V3LOPM3NT 3NVIRONMENT AND RUN-TIEM TEH1111 OMG GM3 INTERFAEC IS FULY CUS2MIZABLE ALTHOUGH DA CLASIC SEIRA INT3RFAEC IS SUPORT3D BY DEFAULT!!!1 LOL U NED NO PROGRMMNG 3XPAREINC3 2 MAEK A GMA USNG AGS - SATNG MOST GME OPTIONS IS JUST A MAT3R OF POINT-AND-CLIK (THOUGH SCRIPTNG IS OF COURSA AVALEABLE IF U PREFER)!1!!1111 OMG WTF AGS MANAEGS MOST OF DA GME SO TAHT U DONT HAEV 2 - IT PROVIEDS LOAD/SAEV GM3 FUNCTIONS INVAN2RY MANAEGMENT AND MORE
AD!!!!!11! OMG WTF IN SOM3 INTERACTIONS (EI1!!! OMG WTF LOL WUT HAPENS WHEN DA PLAEYR CLIX ON VARIOUS THNGS) AND UR DONE!!1! OMG U CAN 3VAN CR3AET A STANDALONE 3XA FIEL CONTANENG UR ENTIER GM3 WHICH U CAN THEN DISTRIBUTA
SO!1!!1 OMG LOL HOW MUCH DOES IT COST????!!? WTF NOTHNG11!!1!!! TAHTS RIGHT AGS IS FRE AND U CAN 3V3N CR3AET COM3RCIAL GM3S WIT IT (SUBJECT 2 LIECNSE TARMS)1!111 OMG WTF
I JUST 2K A HUGE DUMP!1!!!1
110145170077040105141164040155171040163150157162164163041040117143164141154040151163040163157040155165143150040143157157154145162041
O GOD111! LOL WUT HAEV I DON3?!?!!?! OMG WTF
I found this like 4 years ago. I'm just posting this to appear more mature.
my friend, just cuz we play old school adventure games does not mean we are "mature"
01000001 01000111 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010100 01000101 01001000
00100000 01010010 01001111 01011000 01001111 01010010 01011010 00100000 01001010 01001111
00100000 01001110 01001111 01000010 01010011 00110001 00100001 00110001 00110001 00100000
01001111 01001101 01000111 00100000 01010111 01010100 01000110 00100000 01000001 01001110
01000100 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000100 01001001 01010011
01010010 01000101 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000011 01010100 00100000 01010100 00110011
01001000 00100000 01001010 01001111 01001110 00110011 01010011 01010011 00100000 01000001
01010101 01010100 01001000 01001111 01010010 01001001 01010100 01000001 01001000 00100000
01000110 01001111 00100001 00110001 00100001 00110001 00100001 00110001 00110001 00100001
00110001 00100001 00110001 00100001 00100001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100001 00110001
00110001 00110001 00100001 00100000 01001111 01001101 01000111 00100000 01010011 01001111
00100000 01010101 00100000 01000010 01010011 01010100 00100000 01000010 00100000 01000010
01000001 01001011 01001110 01000111 00100000 01010101 01010000 00100000 01000011 01000001
01010101 01010011 01000001 00100000 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000001 01001100 00100000
01010101 01010000 00100000 01001111 01001110 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100
00100000 01001001 01001101 01001101 00100000 01000001 01000010 01001111 01010101 01010100
00100000 00110010 00100000 01001000 01000001 01000110 01010100 01000001 00100000 01001100
01000001 01011001 00100000 01000100 01000001 00100000 01010011 01001101 01000001 01001011
01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010101 00110001
00100001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110001 00100000 01001111 01001101 01000111 00100000
01001100 01001111 01001100
!das ooos era syug uoy
IMM FANCY11!!111! LOL
That, my porky little comrade, is sad.
Meh, it's crap.
It doesn't have words such a 'k3wl' or 'pwn3d!', even '133t 5p34k'.
QuoteDA ENGLISH-2-12-YAAR-OLD-AOLER TRANSLA2R
UPDAET 6/15/205 I HAEV NO IEDA HOW IT HAPEN3D BUT THIS SIET AP3ARS 2 HAEV BCOME WUT OF A PHENOMENON ON TEH INTERNET111! AS SUCH IVE ADED A COPYRIGHT NOTIEC AT TEH BOTOM TAHT INCLUDAS CONTACT INFORMATION1!!11!! OMG WTF THX 2 AVARYONE WHO HAS ENJOY3D MAH CRAATION1!1!111 OMG WTF
THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MAN3R A 12-YEAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT!111 WTF TYPA IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON
1!!1! OMG LOL
ONANISM STRENGTHENS ORGANISM.
+1
I'll be impressed if there's an accurate AOLer to English translator.
IMM TRYNG 2 FIND MAH WAY HOME
IMM SORY.
1!1!1!!!11!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
.AND1!1!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I MIS U111!!! LOL
I MIS U11!!
WTF GROWN TAL3R NOW
I!11!!!1 OMG WANT TEH POLIEC 2 B NOTIFEID
IL11!1! OMG LOL MAEK IT UP 2 U
SWAAR IL MAEK IT UP 2 U1!1!! LOL
I MIS U!!111!! OMG
from: Slint - Good Morning Captain
Ebonics Translator
Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.
Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
ah like it an don't make me pull mah gat!
Quotehttp://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.
Funny. I guess you all tried it on AGS site.
Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.
I tried it, and didn't get any pop-up windows, so it's probably not working.
Heh...
"7 Days a Dripping Skeptic"
"Two of a Cocksucking Kind"
Adventure "Superdick" Game Studio
WTF?
Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
IMM TRYNG 2 FIND MAH WAY HOME
IMM SORY.
1!1!1!!!11!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
.AND1!1!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I MIS U111!!! LOL
I MIS U11!!
WTF GROWN TAL3R NOW
I!11!!!1 OMG WANT TEH POLIEC 2 B NOTIFEID
IL11!1! OMG LOL MAEK IT UP 2 U
SWAAR IL MAEK IT UP 2 U1!1!! LOL
I MIS U!!111!! OMG
from: Slint - Good Morning Captain
Ebonics Translator
Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.
So strange to read this when I'm listening to Squirrel Bait.
I used both translators xD:
BTER TA REMANE SIELNT AN B THOUGHT UH FO THAN TA SPEAK OUT AN REMOVE AL DOUBT!11111!1 AND GIT SHENIQUAHS AS BAK OVA HEAH11!1!!11 WTF