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Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tom S. Fox on Mon 06/03/2006 21:36:07

Title: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Tom S. Fox on Mon 06/03/2006 21:36:07
I just found this.
It translates everything you enter, into how a 12-year-old AOLer would write it.
It's so funny!

CHAK IT OUT1!!!1! OMG LOL
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Grapefruitologist on Mon 06/03/2006 22:42:54
That's kind of insulting. I'm 13, and I've never talked like that (except to mock people who do), and I use AOL Explorer.
But I know lots of 15 and 16 year olds who do.
Anyway, should be just as funny, I guess, but it's called "733t speak" or something like that, not... "12-year-old-AOLer" language.
EDIT: xD I take back everything I said about that translator. That's hilarious! xD
Try translating Albert Einstein quotes: http://rescomp.stanford.edu/~cheshire/EinsteinQuotes.html
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Redwall on Tue 07/03/2006 00:56:12
There's a big difference between 1337 and AOL-speak.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: IM NOT TEH SPAM on Tue 07/03/2006 01:18:16
Retarded chimpanzee-speak is somewhere in between.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Grapefruitologist on Tue 07/03/2006 01:43:46
What IS the difference?
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: The Inquisitive Stranger on Tue 07/03/2006 01:46:05
I found this, like, a year and a half ago. It never gets old.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Redwall on Tue 07/03/2006 02:20:08
Quote from: Grapefruitologist on Tue 07/03/2006 01:43:46What IS the difference?

THIS IS A SANTENC3 WRITAN IN AOL SPEAK!1!!!!!1 OMG
7h15 15 4 53n73nc3 1n 1337
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 07/03/2006 04:46:29
l33tsp34k actually comes in several varieties:

th1s 1s l33tsp34k // the vowel replacement variety
7h15 15 l3375p34k // the vowel, s, and t replacement variety
7|-|15 15 [3375|>34|< // the complete replacement variety

Just to name a few that I have seen.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: MrColossal on Tue 07/03/2006 04:49:16
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Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Vince Twelve on Tue 07/03/2006 04:54:56
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Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: SpacePirateCaine on Tue 07/03/2006 05:01:11
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Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Helm on Tue 07/03/2006 05:42:45
I just took a huge dump.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 07/03/2006 06:39:16
I wrote a program in C++ once to output strings of text in binary. Wonder if I still have it...

Looks like I do! :D

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Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: dasjoe on Tue 07/03/2006 11:10:03
ADVANTUR3 GM3 STUDIO (AGS FOR SHORT) ALOWS U 2 CREAET UR OWN POINT-AND-CLIK ADVENTURE GMES SIMILAR 2 TEH AARLY 90S SEIRA AND LUCASARTS ADVENTURES!11!!!1 LOL IT CONSISTS OF AN EASY-2-USA D3V3LOPM3NT 3NVIRONMENT AND RUN-TIEM TEH1111 OMG GM3 INTERFAEC IS FULY CUS2MIZABLE ALTHOUGH DA CLASIC SEIRA INT3RFAEC IS SUPORT3D BY DEFAULT!!!1 LOL U NED NO PROGRMMNG 3XPAREINC3 2 MAEK A GMA USNG AGS - SATNG MOST GME OPTIONS IS JUST A MAT3R OF POINT-AND-CLIK (THOUGH SCRIPTNG IS OF COURSA AVALEABLE IF U PREFER)!1!!1111 OMG WTF AGS MANAEGS MOST OF DA GME SO TAHT U DONT HAEV 2 - IT PROVIEDS LOAD/SAEV GM3 FUNCTIONS INVAN2RY MANAEGMENT AND MORE
AD!!!!!11! OMG WTF IN SOM3 INTERACTIONS (EI1!!! OMG WTF LOL WUT HAPENS WHEN DA PLAEYR CLIX ON VARIOUS THNGS) AND UR DONE!!1! OMG U CAN 3VAN CR3AET A STANDALONE 3XA FIEL CONTANENG UR ENTIER GM3 WHICH U CAN THEN DISTRIBUTA
SO!1!!1 OMG LOL HOW MUCH DOES IT COST????!!? WTF NOTHNG11!!1!!! TAHTS RIGHT AGS IS FRE AND U CAN 3V3N CR3AET COM3RCIAL GM3S WIT IT (SUBJECT 2 LIECNSE TARMS)1!111 OMG WTF
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Helm on Tue 07/03/2006 11:13:59
I JUST 2K A HUGE DUMP!1!!!1
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Phemar on Tue 07/03/2006 13:54:47
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Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Tom S. Fox on Tue 07/03/2006 15:12:27
O GOD111! LOL WUT HAEV I DON3?!?!!?! OMG WTF
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Haddas on Tue 07/03/2006 18:06:34
I found this like 4 years ago. I'm just posting this to appear more mature.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: lo_res_man on Tue 07/03/2006 18:29:06
my friend, just cuz we play old school adventure games does not mean we are "mature"
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: monkey0506 on Tue 07/03/2006 19:58:48
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Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: ManicMatt on Wed 08/03/2006 17:35:52
!das ooos era syug uoy
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: IM NOT TEH SPAM on Wed 08/03/2006 17:56:28
IMM FANCY11!!111! LOL

That, my porky little comrade, is sad.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: skw on Wed 08/03/2006 23:21:27
Meh, it's crap.

It doesn't have words such a 'k3wl' or 'pwn3d!', even '133t 5p34k'.

QuoteDA ENGLISH-2-12-YAAR-OLD-AOLER TRANSLA2R

UPDAET 6/15/205 I HAEV NO IEDA HOW IT HAPEN3D BUT THIS SIET AP3ARS 2 HAEV BCOME WUT OF A PHENOMENON ON TEH INTERNET111! AS SUCH IVE ADED A COPYRIGHT NOTIEC AT TEH BOTOM TAHT INCLUDAS CONTACT INFORMATION1!!11!! OMG WTF THX 2 AVARYONE WHO HAS ENJOY3D MAH CRAATION1!1!111 OMG WTF

THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MAN3R A 12-YEAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT!111 WTF TYPA IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND TH3N CLIK DA BUTON
1!!1! OMG LOL

ONANISM STRENGTHENS ORGANISM.

+1
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Tiki on Wed 08/03/2006 23:30:04
I'll be impressed if there's an accurate AOLer to English translator.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
IMM TRYNG 2 FIND MAH WAY HOME

IMM SORY.
1!1!1!!!11!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
.AND1!1!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I MIS U111!!! LOL

I MIS U11!!
WTF GROWN TAL3R NOW
I!11!!!1 OMG WANT TEH POLIEC 2 B NOTIFEID
IL11!1! OMG LOL MAEK IT UP 2 U
SWAAR IL MAEK IT UP 2 U1!1!! LOL

I MIS U!!111!! OMG

from: Slint - Good Morning Captain


Ebonics Translator

Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: skw on Thu 09/03/2006 00:21:15
Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

ah like it an don't make me pull mah gat!

Quotehttp://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

Funny. I guess you all tried it on AGS site.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: The Inquisitive Stranger on Thu 09/03/2006 02:53:40
Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

I tried it, and didn't get any pop-up windows, so it's probably not working.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: esper on Thu 09/03/2006 09:53:17
Heh...

"7 Days a Dripping Skeptic"

"Two of a Cocksucking Kind"

Adventure "Superdick" Game Studio

WTF?
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Helm on Thu 09/03/2006 12:43:09
Quote from: biothlebop on Wed 08/03/2006 23:38:10
IMM TRYNG 2 FIND MAH WAY HOME

IMM SORY.
1!1!1!!!11!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL
.AND1!1!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I MIS U111!!! LOL

I MIS U11!!
WTF GROWN TAL3R NOW
I!11!!!1 OMG WANT TEH POLIEC 2 B NOTIFEID
IL11!1! OMG LOL MAEK IT UP 2 U
SWAAR IL MAEK IT UP 2 U1!1!! LOL

I MIS U!!111!! OMG

from: Slint - Good Morning Captain


Ebonics Translator

Check dis here translator out Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

http://www.pornolize.com/
Translates any website to a porn site.

So strange to read this when I'm listening to Squirrel Bait.
Title: Re: The 12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Grapefruitologist on Thu 09/03/2006 22:24:45
I used both translators xD:
BTER TA REMANE SIELNT AN B THOUGHT UH FO THAN TA SPEAK OUT AN REMOVE AL DOUBT!11111!1 AND GIT SHENIQUAHS AS BAK OVA HEAH11!1!!11 WTF