The answer to a question often asked...

Gfunkera · Thu 16/09/2004 21:37:17

I just don't get you guys....

Blackthorne · Thu 16/09/2004 21:42:51

Quote from: Pumaman on Thu 16/09/2004 21:35:18

Can't be as good as mine -- only $49.99 from Kinky 'R' Us, and she can be easily deflated and stored away when you're tired and just want to get some sleep.

And this is the mind that programs teh AGS!!!!!!

I love this place!!!!

Bt

Darth Mandarb · Thu 16/09/2004 22:06:40

Quote from: Pumaman on Thu 16/09/2004 21:35:18Bad memories of school sports day with you too, then

No, I did okay in the sports.

It was just getting noticed by the ladies where I fell a wee bit short.Ã,Â It's probably mostly cause I was smart ... and in my high school you just weren't cool/hot/sexy if you were smart.

You had to be dumb for the women to think you were attractive.

I could never understand that.

I am seriously going to write a book someday about my luck with the ladies ... you think John Cusak had it bad in 'High Fidelity'?Ã,Â Wait'll you get a hold'a some of my stories!!

But worry not oh ye of the single classification ... it WILL happen for you someday.Ã,Â For me, it was all the cliches rolled into one.Ã,Â I wasn't looking, I wasn't trying, I didn't even suspect, she was the last person I would have picked, etc, etc and the next thing I know I've moved across the country for her and now we live together.

Love is indeed a strange thing ...

Oh, and she too is deflatable.Ã,Â Though I only paid $44.99 for her off of eBay!

evenwolf · Thu 16/09/2004 22:37:11

Dumb people don't intimidate other dumb people.Ã,Â Smart people are scary, like a cult.

Chicky · Thu 16/09/2004 22:48:56

*Chicken shows his face

shbaz · Thu 16/09/2004 23:42:42

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Thu 16/09/2004 22:06:40
It was just getting noticed by the ladies where I fell a wee bit short.Ã,Â It's probably mostly cause I was smart ... and in my high school you just weren't cool/hot/sexy if you were smart.

But I was captain of the academic team! Of course the ladies were all over me. They were just afraid to show it.Ã,Â :'(

ScubaChic · Fri 17/09/2004 00:49:03

Thanks Darth for remembering me.
I would have to say that we make quite the hot couple... except for the scruffyness of his beard. He got it in him not to shave for the whole mountain man experience. And then he was sooo dirty, it looked like he had been falling down mountains, (but I pushed him.) JK

so, to wrap up. ... even after 9 days w/out a shower or computer and a couple 1000 ft inclines... we still look hott...

Shattered Sponge · Fri 17/09/2004 01:20:09

You are all rubbish.

For a start, I can't believe that no one has gotten behind me on the appeal of getting behind DeeGee; instead you opt for Goldmund (you call him a Johnny Depp lookalike, I call him a facial plagiarist) and Helm (despite his chin) like the wrong people you are. Then, to make matters worse, you all starting cocking on about the 'sexiest female'; not only is this just plain silly, it is detrimental to the homoeroticism which has made this community great!

Males: If you don't like the idea of having another man's penis shoved up your anus, then that's your perversion, not mine; I suggest that you seek some sort of help (go into a gay bar and ask someone to give you a good seeing too, for example; there's nothing to be apprehensive about, it's basically just reverse pooing, only more fun) rather than contaminating threads clearly designed for those of us with less boring and more inherently confusing sexual tendancies!

Females: Stop encouraging them, you big shits!

Although in fairness I don't think any of you actually were encouraging them, that's the kind of thing I'd be saying if you were. So don't!

edmundito · Fri 17/09/2004 02:27:41

That Scummbuddy looks hauntingly familiar.

Sylpher · Fri 17/09/2004 02:46:48

I thought we all agreed the greek community with their sexy hair are the hotest.

All of us!

AGREE!

Gilbert · Fri 17/09/2004 02:54:52

YES! And their pantless atitude surely is a plus!

shbaz · Fri 17/09/2004 02:57:03

You're just jealous because you weren't captain of the academic team.

Scummbuddy · Fri 17/09/2004 03:31:20

Sylpher, they have to be around a hell of a lot more for us to consider them.

c.leksutin · Fri 17/09/2004 04:57:52

I nominate me for the UN-sexy-ist AGS goobber. I hve no luck meeting girls and then trying to explain to then that killing people for a living is a growth industry...

C.

Darth Mandarb · Fri 17/09/2004 05:28:35

Quote from: c.leksutin on Fri 17/09/2004 04:57:52
I nominate me for the UN-sexy-ist AGS goobber.Ã,Â I hve no luck meeting girls and then trying to explain to then that killing people for a living is a growth industry...

C.

Do you get dental with that?

c.leksutin · Fri 17/09/2004 06:25:36

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Fri 17/09/2004 05:28:35
Do you get dental with that?

sure, I collect the teeth of my victims all the time, why?

C.

Andail · Fri 17/09/2004 09:10:07

Now let's all vote for the sexiest four-nippled elf-boy.

Any nominations?

Moox · Fri 17/09/2004 11:27:37

You got my nomination Andy!

Gilbert · Fri 17/09/2004 11:34:49

Hehe shall we hold annual "Mr. AGS" and "Miss. AGS" competitions from now on then ? Maybe even incorporate them into the AGS Awards too?

Actually I'm just kidding, as I don't think it's a good idea myself, because we all know the winners are always:
Mr. AGS: Roger
Miss. AGS: Bluecup

The results will never change until, of course, one or both of their arch-nemesises appear!

Pumaman · Sun 19/09/2004 13:30:27

Quote from: Scummbuddy on Fri 17/09/2004 03:31:20
Sylpher, they have to be around a hell of a lot more for us to consider them.

Absense makes the heart grow fonder

The answer to a question often asked...

shbaz